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@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
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Sonic OC penned by Dami CW for N/SFW Themes, including themes of lycanthropy, cannibalism, and addiction THE LYCANTHROPE OF #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊۝ 18+ Writer and Muse, minors DNI
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kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴, 𝘐 𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴.

[ #SonicRP / #OCRP / #MVRP ]
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Oh, 'course I would ! Jus' a bit more drowsy ... n' maybe a more belch-y— "

[ SNORT— ]
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
“ i was just wondering if you’d have the energy for a big shopping trip after is all! “
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Mnnn ... tend t' struggle wit' sleep, but—

Sometimes, yea' !

... why d'ya ask ... ? "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Mnnn ... tend t' struggle wit' sleep, but—

Sometimes, yea' !

... why d'ya ask ... ? "
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
there he goes! he’s being dragged along and he’s giggling all the while.

“ are you the type to take a nap after a big meal? out of curiosity. “
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ A big, dopey grin as he trudged off with him, dragging his bud along with him— ]
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Fair, fair, but ah ...

Wha' were ya readin' ... ? "
famedinventor.bsky.social

❪ A rather embarrassed chuckle left the elderly hedgehog before he responded, grabbing his bookmark. At least…trying to, his fingers are pretty stiff. ❫

〝 I’m fine, truly! Was a little too focused. 〞
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" ... y-y' good ? I didn't mean t' startle ya— "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ A big, dopey grin as he trudged off with him, dragging his bud along with him— ]
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
“ i guess that’s close enough. “

he’ll take what victories he can get. plus it sounded REALLY tasty!

“ c‘mon then! “
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Mmnn ... fries, then . Fries n' steak ...

... burgers ... "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
Goin' fast 's kinda in his name, y'know ... ?
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Mmnn ... fries, then . Fries n' steak ...

... burgers ... "
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
“ steak it is! but still, you need a BIT of vegetables too! “

reaching up to take his hand! squeeze!

“ at least potatoes. “
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ Eyes WIDE like dinner plates ... ]

[ Tail thumping . ]

" STEAK ! STEAK !! "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" ... y-y' good ? I didn't mean t' startle ya— "
famedinventor.bsky.social

❪ Nearly JUMPING out of his recliner. 💀 ❫
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... ]

" What'cha readin' ... ? "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
Yaoi so toxic it makes Krypt's ass look sanitary....
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
You say "God and worshipper toxic yaoi" and I say "how radioactive"
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ Eyes WIDE like dinner plates ... ]

[ Tail thumping . ]

" STEAK ! STEAK !! "
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
( wagging a finger at him. )

" nooo, no. you got to keep your bizarre diet in check for the sake of the lil' ones! at least till they are born! do you like ... steak? any kind of veggies? "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... his own stomach rumbles too— ]

" But, chocolate pizzas do 'ave nutrients ... lotsa calcium n' like . Protein . "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" I ... dun' even really 'ave a real job, les' not sugarcoat it . "

[ A soft sigh, hands on his stomach ... ]

" B'sides, like ... I can't risk potentially goin' th' way m' ol' man did ... "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... ]

" What'cha readin' ... ? "
famedinventor.bsky.social

❪ He’s so focused on the book he didn’t know Krypt was nearby. 😭 ❫
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... quietly looking over, reading said book ... ]
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
Ah, well—

[ ... a big smile ! ]

I think y'er definitely a good candidate ! I try t' see if I can pay ya a decent amount, too ... especially since 's gonna b' twins ...
highflyingtails.bsky.social
i've raised a robot kid before... i could be a nanny if you needed such a service?
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... his own stomach rumbles too— ]

" But, chocolate pizzas do 'ave nutrients ... lotsa calcium n' like . Protein . "
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
" ... hm. "

imagining one of those cookie 'pizzas'. stomach growl. ough.

" maybe we should eat before shopping ... real food first! you need nutrients! "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... a low whimper ? ]

" Chocolate pizza ... "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... quietly looking over, reading said book ... ]
famedinventor.bsky.social

❪ Casually reading a book, he’s wide awake this evening! ❫
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" N-no no, ya 'ave y'er jobs ! I dun' wanna do tha' t' ya ... "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ ... a low whimper ? ]

" Chocolate pizza ... "
pikopikohammers.bsky.social
" *leather? "

he thinks about the smell of leather alone. hm. he kind of sees it, he supposes. but krypts always been an odd guy. in a fun way!

" we'll find something we can both eat! "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
" Ohh, tha' does sound good, n' ...

Aye, they started up fairly quickly . Had t' explain why I was just gnawin' on leather th' one time ... "
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
... hmmn, well-?

Uh ...

... anyone out 'ere a decent caretaker ?
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
...

Just, uh .

Lookin' into potential caretakers .
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
... Metal

Are ya a decent caretaker ?
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
[ Laughing to himself— ]

Aye, aye ...

I can bring ya y'er caffeine patches whenever ya pass out again .
yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social
i don’t see why not!
i could also always pay you to be my lab assistant?
kryptthekangahog.bsky.social
...

'S toy tinkerin' still a viable career choice ?