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@parodybign.bsky.social

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Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them. (Mun Age: 24)

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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 25

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

❤️ & 🔁?

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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

So? It fully counts.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 2d

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That HARDLY counts as extra content Nintendo, and you know it! 💢

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Counterpoint: the added content for the Rosalina storybook.

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𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.

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𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Counterpoint: the added content for the Rosalina storybook.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 2d

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN PORT SUPER MARIO GALAXY 1 + 2 RIGHT AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO SPEND $70!?

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

No. Emulation, except for my own is bad, and always will be.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

No. Emulation, except for my own is bad, and always will be.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 2d

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Aaaw come on Big N! You gotta make an exception!

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

No.

I know WHAT you’re using.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

No.

I know WHAT you’re using.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 2d

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Uhhhh... R-right.... Does this mean I can use the totally real GameCube?

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for supporting me, by the way.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

You didn’t? Huh.

Wendy Cedar (Training Arc) @saffroncedar.bsky.social · 2d

"I haven't even had time to play games though..."

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Cancelled because you pirated my new Pokémon game.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Cancelled because you pirated my new Pokémon game.

Wendy Cedar (Training Arc) @saffroncedar.bsky.social · 2d

"W-wait, where's my Nintendo Switch 2?"

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Because you bought the Switch 2 legally, it’s proof we at Nintendo are friends with everyone.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Because you bought the Switch 2 legally, it’s proof we at Nintendo are friends with everyone.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for supporting me, by the way.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰 @abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 2d

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Heeeey, what did I miss? I was totally NOT busy enjoying my new epic gaming console! (She bought the Switch 2) I might've passed out

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𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗂𝖽. . . @dwninf1nity.bsky.social · 3d

“I never cared about justice…

And I don’t recall ever calling myself a hero..

I always fought for the people I believe in…

I won’t hesitate..

And if enemy appears in front of me..
𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐭!"

[Everything ends at Zero. . .]

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Written by Rando. . .