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@parodybign.bsky.social
Parody account of Nintendo. This account has no association with them.
(Mun Age: 24)
(Mun Age: 24)
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2 days left to see the Mario balloon float in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
2 days left to see the Mario balloon float in New York.
...If Ash loses to this Yugi.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
...If Ash loses to this Yugi.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
I blame Disney for getting their rights to broadcast the English dub.
His own Pikachu, Gengar, Charizard, Greninja... Not to mention his legendaries.
"Just-- Just curious."
"And tell me his strongest Pokemon too, while you're at it."
"And tell me his strongest Pokemon too, while you're at it."
....Why?
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
His own Pikachu, Gengar, Charizard, Greninja... Not to mention his legendaries.
....Why?
"Remind me how many times he's lost Pokemon battles?"
The Ash power scalers say otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
....Why?
The Ash power scalers say otherwise.
"Get Ash out of there, man."
"I don't think Ash is going to beat Yugi in the slightest. He-- He's cooked, Big N."
"I don't think Ash is going to beat Yugi in the slightest. He-- He's cooked, Big N."
What.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The Ash power scalers say otherwise.
What.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
What.
Um.
"I-"
"They're just throwing hands, right?"
"1v1?"
"They're just throwing hands, right?"
"1v1?"
...Some guy named Yugi.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Um.
...Some guy named Yugi.
"You'll come crawlin' back on your knees for him soon, I know that much."
"....Who's Ash goin' up against, anyway?"
"....Who's Ash goin' up against, anyway?"
Mario is no longer the mascot.
Marx is.
Marx is.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
...Some guy named Yugi.
Mario is no longer the mascot.
Marx is.
Marx is.
"Mario told me they'd decrease it by 10 cents."
Wait...
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Mario is no longer the mascot.
Marx is.
Marx is.
Wait...
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wait...
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
If Ash Ketchum wins Death Battle in December...
I’ll discount Pokémon Legends Legends Z-A.
I know.
And I’ve lost count.
And I’ve lost count.
Do you know how many people ship me with women.
I’m pretty sure the Metroid fans would disagree with me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I know.
And I’ve lost count.
And I’ve lost count.
Replacing Mario with Marx as the new mascot.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Replacing Mario with Marx as the new mascot.
I’m pretty sure the Metroid fans would disagree with me.
The himejoshis are coming for you.
....What.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m pretty sure the Metroid fans would disagree with me.
....What.
I'm telling the himejoshis
I’m not giving Samus her own rival.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
....What.
I’m not giving Samus her own rival.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m not giving Samus her own rival.
Should Donkey Kong Bananza win any award it’s in... Donkey Kong III will be getting a high pay raise, alongside the Kremling Crew.
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Should Donkey Kong Bananza win any award it’s in... Donkey Kong III will be getting a high pay raise, alongside the Kremling Crew.
Ah, damn it.
Kirby Air Riders should’ve been in the section for best Racing game in the Game Awards.
Kirby Air Riders should’ve been in the section for best Racing game in the Game Awards.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ah, damn it.
Kirby Air Riders should’ve been in the section for best Racing game in the Game Awards.
Kirby Air Riders should’ve been in the section for best Racing game in the Game Awards.
Autosaves exist, you know.
[NC]
“The worst they can do is break the immersion by randomly asking you to save your game.”
..looks at @resistanceciel.bsky.social
“The worst they can do is break the immersion by randomly asking you to save your game.”
..looks at @resistanceciel.bsky.social
Nah...
You have to trust me on this one.
You have to trust me on this one.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Autosaves exist, you know.
Hmmm
I meant more like Jeanne or Lace Silksong or Shadow the Hedgehog type shit
...Bayonetta?
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Hmmm
...Bayonetta?
Why not give me like a rival character who the fans can yuri with me.
Nah...
You have to trust me on this one.
You have to trust me on this one.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
...Bayonetta?
Nah...
You have to trust me on this one.
You have to trust me on this one.
I don't trust you.
Oh come on, the new NPC won’t be THIS bad.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nah...
You have to trust me on this one.
You have to trust me on this one.
Oh come on, the new NPC won’t be THIS bad.
Almost every character in this series tries to kill me.
What’s wrong with the NPC for your upcoming new game?
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh come on, the new NPC won’t be THIS bad.
What’s wrong with the NPC for your upcoming new game?
Yes.
Let me guess.
You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?
You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What’s wrong with the NPC for your upcoming new game?
Let me guess.
You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?
You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?
I do.
We don’t talk about it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Let me guess.
You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?
You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?