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absolutemayhem.bsky.social
absoluteMayhem
@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
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Transsexual undead equestrian She/her ♋️♌️♊️
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 2h
Cowgirl you better mosey your way on outta here lest your clit find itself at the business end of my flicker
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 2h
I want to pet swiss so bad
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Homestuck @homestuck.com · 2h
Update.
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 2h
Rizz game redoubtable
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 2h
It didnt work i think im horny now
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Roxy Strider @roxystrider.bsky.social · 4d
Kinktober Day 3
Alien Abduction
#homesmut
Dave Strider, completely red in the face with his hands covering his eyes, as Karkat Vantas reads something off of a mobile phone. Karkat proceeds to yell "YOU WANT ME TO PROBE YOU?! DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS?!?!"
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Horse Woman Go Home @sloaneliest.com · 20h
You actually don't need a horse to do dressage if you get a hot enough piece of ginger.
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 2h
Bro slap me if i start getting manic bro why arent you slapping me bro help
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thesodapopsys.bsky.social
Hart/Jay/Isaac @ Comms OPEN @thesodapopsys.bsky.social · 2d
I’m not immune to little guys
#homestuck #art
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💜🐢Erky🐢💙 @erkyhero.bsky.social · 4d
swiss cheese
#homestuck #homestuckbeyondcanon
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dungeonbitch.bsky.social
༺ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🌙🦇.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · Oct 30
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Excavate Card Bot @cards.excavate.top · 3h
Lady Labrynth of the Silver Castle
Lady Labrynth of the Silver Castle DARK / Fiend / Effect • Level 8 • ATK: 3000 / DEF: 2900 While you control a Set card, your opponent cannot target this card with card effects, also it cannot be destroyed by your opponent's card effects. You can only use each of the following effects of "Lady Labrynth of the Silver Castle" once per turn. If a "Labrynth" card or effect or a Normal Trap Card was activated this turn, except "Lady Labrynth of the Silver Castle" (Quick Effect): You can Special Summon this card from your hand in Defense Position. When a Normal Trap Card is activated (Quick Effect): You can Set 1 Normal Trap with a different name directly from your Deck.
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Alice @bxxxnie.bsky.social · 3h
Emo horsey
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 3h
Babe you left your boymoder hoodie in my toybox
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 5h
your donut has a mind of its own
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
Please help me
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
Windows 11 isnt backwards compatible with my pussy 😥
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
Save me cotton candy grapes save me
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
Its my friend
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
I love you mysterious flashing cmd.exe
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 7h
Borrowing a cup of sugar from my neighbor(i saw it in a cartoon)
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 8h
the pajama pile grows
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 8h
oh ok
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 8h
contrary to dry bones name he sufficiently lubricates his bone before jacking it
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absoluteMayhem @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 8h
can i suffer or would that piss you all off
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