Sloane Veronica
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What the monkey considers business the horse considers shoe crab.
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Hey guys, little late to this one: Yes, I think 100 men could fuck a gorilla.
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”i thought you said roll playing game”
– the Disappointed Baker
– the Disappointed Baker
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
”i thought you said roll playing game”
– the Disappointed Baker
– the Disappointed Baker
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im getting so tired of repeating myself so I will say this one final time: Geoff, originator of Ralph Wiggum loop openly supports the Bags project for his GitHub code. Same with Steve Yegge with his Gas Town code.
I don't know how much more clear I can make this
I don't know how much more clear I can make this
January 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
im getting so tired of repeating myself so I will say this one final time: Geoff, originator of Ralph Wiggum loop openly supports the Bags project for his GitHub code. Same with Steve Yegge with his Gas Town code.
I don't know how much more clear I can make this
I don't know how much more clear I can make this
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L + ratio + can i have a pigy back ride
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
L + ratio + can i have a pigy back ride
Sobbing uncontrollably by the river and yelling, "You're not my real father," at the crawdads.
January 19, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Sobbing uncontrollably by the river and yelling, "You're not my real father," at the crawdads.
The most annoying thing about AI "discourse"—and misinformation more broadly—is how clearly it's been revealed that so many people didn't realize something could be fake until quite recently.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The most annoying thing about AI "discourse"—and misinformation more broadly—is how clearly it's been revealed that so many people didn't realize something could be fake until quite recently.
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An image of mickey mouse pointing a gun at the viewer posted right now would jam the culture enough to blow this thing wide open
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
An image of mickey mouse pointing a gun at the viewer posted right now would jam the culture enough to blow this thing wide open
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Im nothing like any of you im normal in a bad way
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Im nothing like any of you im normal in a bad way
When I was 21 I lived in the garage of this shitty house and there was a hole in the window and a gap in the broken garage door, so little songbirds would enter in the morning and it made me feel like a Disney princess.
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 PM
When I was 21 I lived in the garage of this shitty house and there was a hole in the window and a gap in the broken garage door, so little songbirds would enter in the morning and it made me feel like a Disney princess.
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Animals are wrong about me btw. I’m chill
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Animals are wrong about me btw. I’m chill
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he had a dream about me last night i know because i am a fairy
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
he had a dream about me last night i know because i am a fairy
My father emotionally abused me as a child by not being a triumphant warlord with a sizeable dowry to present to an handsome prince.
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My father emotionally abused me as a child by not being a triumphant warlord with a sizeable dowry to present to an handsome prince.
Only bad bitches make ten posts a day about what bad bitches like and are doing.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Only bad bitches make ten posts a day about what bad bitches like and are doing.
Is there a bigger red flag than when a guy thinks "snapback" means the hat has a flat visor? I don't think so.
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Is there a bigger red flag than when a guy thinks "snapback" means the hat has a flat visor? I don't think so.
It's crazy that you can be alive for 35 years and not even be divorced from a rich tycoon even once.
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It's crazy that you can be alive for 35 years and not even be divorced from a rich tycoon even once.
Eons of evolutionary refinement have granted cats the ability to read subtle microexpressions of the human face and determine precisely when you have to get up to go pee, so that they know when getting on your lap presents the optimal opportunity to complain about it.
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Eons of evolutionary refinement have granted cats the ability to read subtle microexpressions of the human face and determine precisely when you have to get up to go pee, so that they know when getting on your lap presents the optimal opportunity to complain about it.
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Okay Google, do birds smell good?
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Okay Google, do birds smell good?
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BRICS to issue a statement on "The Mendacious Saxon - Here's why it has Starmer worried
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Don't worry about the noise, that's just the lock-on alarm. It just means that their targeting system has a positive lock on us, they haven't launched any missiles yet.
January 19, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Don't worry about the noise, that's just the lock-on alarm. It just means that their targeting system has a positive lock on us, they haven't launched any missiles yet.
I would make a great dog.
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I would make a great dog.
Truly the most GOATed twist in all of anime.
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Truly the most GOATed twist in all of anime.
Sloaneday Birthday.
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Sloaneday Birthday.