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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲

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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator. 🌐: adrierose.link/adrierising

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · Aug 31

New episode alert! 🎙️E47: We Live in a Society is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 2h

and by g*d do i love being an ungodly, man hating, bean flicking, coochie bumping, wig wearing, finger wagging, aggressive, untraditional values having, liquor swigging (in spirit), chain smoking (at heart), foul mouthed, ass shaking, birkenstock wearing, nasty woman (mostly)

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · Sep 7

i was not born in the wrong generation i love driving and having a bank account and owning my home and schedule 2 drugs and carbs and not wearing a bra and not having fallopian tubes and living alone and throwing things at men and travelling alone and abortion pills and lesbians and having a job and

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · Jul 12

i love whores and abortion and being gay and having sex and not having children and immigrants and drag queens and porn and trans people and smutty books and diet coke and chemicals in my food and not going to church and birth control and black people and giving stuff away for free and public transp

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 3h

the wordle bot is quite literally designed to gaslight you into believing you're dumber than ai and you cannot change my mind

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 15h

they need to bring this back. call me charlie but i think it's fine if people die.

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · Jul 9

got a large charged lemonade at panera because i was feeling a little silly (and i needed to loiter while waiting for the amazon return hub to open) and i think i might be levitating

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 16h

rip blanche elizabeth deveraux, you would have loved megan thee stallion and ghosting men on bumble

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 17h

i just cannot believe that of all the endless and boundless love christians preach that their god has -- it would only extend so far as cis men and women who exclusively fuck each other

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 19h

took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in r/israel. deeply unpleasant vibes all around.

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

bisexuals. it is time.

the same gay ass hunter green hooded jacket with too many pockets that every millennial bisexual has worn since at least 2006

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 22h

making sure i can add -- broadway spongebob was married with a baby crowning; ponytail fucked him while they were filming wicked; he left his wife and still wrinkled newborn; ponytail dumped spongebob as soon as promo for wicked 2 wrapped?

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 23h

getty gets you every time

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

i don't know that i believe she's had huge amounts of work done. the actual structure of her face hasn't changed very much. she looks very thin and her eyes look a little more sunken, but her face appears largely the same.

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

i choose to believe that michaela cole is a very committed performance artist. it's the only way i can still take her seriously.

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

but not trans people or palestinian people

Governor Josh Shapiro @governor.pa.gov · 1d

Creating jobs. Better schools. Safer communities.

That’s what we’re laser-focused on every single day here in Pennsylvania — people, not politics.

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

"i'm a lesbian and i have a jacket like this"

a cartoon king with a crown on his head says i ain 't talkin ' to you netflix

ALT: a cartoon king with a crown on his head says i ain 't talkin ' to you netflix

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

"i'm straight and i have a jacket like this"

a cartoon king with a crown on his head says i ain 't talkin ' to you netflix

ALT: a cartoon king with a crown on his head says i ain 't talkin ' to you netflix

media.tenor.com

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

bisexuals. it is time.

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

from left to right: mandy moore, miley cyrus, demi lovato, kate beckinsale

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

there is a surgeon somewhere responsible for this and he's retired now

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

in the spirit of fairness, it's not exclusive to white women because zoe kravitz has also reached uncanny valley status. (and angela bassett but yall don't like to admit that.)

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

😔

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

from left to right: mandy moore, miley cyrus, demi lovato, kate beckinsale

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

yes

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

demi lovato unfortunately

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

there's something very sinister about white women in their 30s and 40s frankensteining the most popular ethnic features onto their recession starved chic faces to create the same face over and over again that isn't young or old but something so much worse and uncanny

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

i am too poor to ever look like this and thank g*d for that

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

i desperately need fran lebowitz to emerge and say something horribly biting and hilarious to remind me that i'm alive

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