kristy yummy coochie π―π²
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PornHubβs new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
PornHubβs new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
this is, unfortunately, just the scottish equivalent of "& then everyone clapped"
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
this is, unfortunately, just the scottish equivalent of "& then everyone clapped"
fully expect tim apple to fall in line here
Trump FTC wants Apple News to promote more Fox News and Breitbart stories
FTC claims Apple News suppresses conservatives, cites study by pro-Trump group.
arstechnica.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
fully expect tim apple to fall in line here
bird cam? objectively and ontologically good.
Something I think about a bunch is the exact point a security camera becomes evil.
-flock/ring camera? Super Evil
-security camera connected to third party? Evil
-local only camera? Potentially evil
-camera with rtsp/temp stream? Could be evil
-train cam? Mostly delightful, low degree of evil.
-flock/ring camera? Super Evil
-security camera connected to third party? Evil
-local only camera? Potentially evil
-camera with rtsp/temp stream? Could be evil
-train cam? Mostly delightful, low degree of evil.
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
bird cam? objectively and ontologically good.
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."
i assure you this problem predates tiktok
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i assure you this problem predates tiktok
give me a hook, a 3rd verse, SOMETHING. the youth don't even give you a pre chorus or refrain anymore. 2 measly grains of song.
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
give me a hook, a 3rd verse, SOMETHING. the youth don't even give you a pre chorus or refrain anymore. 2 measly grains of song.
why are all the songs 2 mf minutes now
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
why are all the songs 2 mf minutes now
debra messing becoming a crackpot islamaphobe was...not on my bingo card?
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
debra messing becoming a crackpot islamaphobe was...not on my bingo card?
slim thug needs to be forcibly committed on a 72 hour hold with a thorazine drip. immediately. get him away from megan NOW.
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
slim thug needs to be forcibly committed on a 72 hour hold with a thorazine drip. immediately. get him away from megan NOW.
REAL CURVY. NO ETCHING.
Sometimes I just give myself a moment and think about how scathing βposted in another nigga hood like a bad bitchβ really is. Megan really planted a seed that day.
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
REAL CURVY. NO ETCHING.
i'm not one to kink shame (obviously) but what's the rationale behind the dick shaped flail and the fist shaped dick? it's all very *men drawing women.*
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i'm not one to kink shame (obviously) but what's the rationale behind the dick shaped flail and the fist shaped dick? it's all very *men drawing women.*
why does it look like an arm
Balrog Unleashed.*
*The penis is unleashed.
*The penis is unleashed.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
why does it look like an arm
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I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.
you can spend 3 years of your life on creating a well thought out, deeply researched, and fully considered podcast on romance literature and media and still not be considered any kind of expert in romance π«
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
you can spend 3 years of your life on creating a well thought out, deeply researched, and fully considered podcast on romance literature and media and still not be considered any kind of expert in romance π«
"a monopoly on funding"
read: i submitted a grant application to the mellon foundation and they denied me because they get hundreds, if not thousands, of applications for every cycle and also i'm a bad writer.
read: i submitted a grant application to the mellon foundation and they denied me because they get hundreds, if not thousands, of applications for every cycle and also i'm a bad writer.
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"a monopoly on funding"
read: i submitted a grant application to the mellon foundation and they denied me because they get hundreds, if not thousands, of applications for every cycle and also i'm a bad writer.
read: i submitted a grant application to the mellon foundation and they denied me because they get hundreds, if not thousands, of applications for every cycle and also i'm a bad writer.
tim mellon has personally given $150m to donald trump's campaigns and $25m to rfk's presidential campaign. i promise you the mellon foundation isn't holding anything or anyone hostage to progressive values.
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
tim mellon has personally given $150m to donald trump's campaigns and $25m to rfk's presidential campaign. i promise you the mellon foundation isn't holding anything or anyone hostage to progressive values.
mind you, tim mellon (andrew mellon's grandson) is still alive and is a lifelong republican, rabid racist and misogynist, and avid supporter of donald trump
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
mind you, tim mellon (andrew mellon's grandson) is still alive and is a lifelong republican, rabid racist and misogynist, and avid supporter of donald trump
taco bell and chipotle should not give you diarrhoea. you should not be chained to your toilet because you ate a single serving of beans, rice, and vegetables. not enough of you care about your bodies because you think youth makes you invincible. it does not.
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
taco bell and chipotle should not give you diarrhoea. you should not be chained to your toilet because you ate a single serving of beans, rice, and vegetables. not enough of you care about your bodies because you think youth makes you invincible. it does not.
colorectal cancers are the leading cause of death for people under 50. i get very irreverent with jokes about beans and vegetables but i saw my grandfather die, alone in a care home, with colon cancer. we couldn't see him because it was the peak of covid. it's a violent, dehumanising death.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
colorectal cancers are the leading cause of death for people under 50. i get very irreverent with jokes about beans and vegetables but i saw my grandfather die, alone in a care home, with colon cancer. we couldn't see him because it was the peak of covid. it's a violent, dehumanising death.
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
if you think about it, rachel dolezal
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
if you think about it, rachel dolezal
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
people pay for this. people pay for more computing power, only for the website to take more time and more energy to do basic tasks with more information.
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
people pay for this. people pay for more computing power, only for the website to take more time and more energy to do basic tasks with more information.
today i heard an sam altman evangelist complaining because apparently, if you put too much information in one chat, it slows to a crawl. that's right folks -- the more information you feed chatgpt, the worse it performs.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
today i heard an sam altman evangelist complaining because apparently, if you put too much information in one chat, it slows to a crawl. that's right folks -- the more information you feed chatgpt, the worse it performs.