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print orders have been placed! there's a wishlist! and blurbs! i've told my therapist! it's happening!
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I Hate My Job Paperback — Working Girls Press
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what do you mean the us women's hockey team is not only undefeated at the olympics but they've been absolutely dogwalking every other country, including canada, in complete shutouts
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
what do you mean the us women's hockey team is not only undefeated at the olympics but they've been absolutely dogwalking every other country, including canada, in complete shutouts
they sent a man (ignaz semmelweis) to an asylum for suggesting that doctors should wash their hands before delivering a baby so yes
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
they sent a man (ignaz semmelweis) to an asylum for suggesting that doctors should wash their hands before delivering a baby so yes
“The materials span decades, beginning in the 1960s, and may include images of girls who were underage at the time and could not consent to how their images would be retained or controlled."
Hugh Hefner’s Widow Voices Alarm Over Playboy Founder’s Explicit Scrapbooks Being Made Public
Crystal Hefner and the non-profit controlling Hefner's documents are in a dispute over the materials, which feature intimate images of women, and says the docs "may include images of girls who were un...
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February 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“The materials span decades, beginning in the 1960s, and may include images of girls who were underage at the time and could not consent to how their images would be retained or controlled."
54F on a tuesday. time to go FROLIC!
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
54F on a tuesday. time to go FROLIC!
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📚🦋 if you're a reviewer and you'd like a digital arc, please let me know so i can put you in touch with the publisher #booksky
print orders have been placed! there's a wishlist! and blurbs! i've told my therapist! it's happening!
www.workinggirlspress.com/store/p/mo78...
www.workinggirlspress.com/store/p/mo78...
I Hate My Job Paperback — Working Girls Press
Sign up here to be notified when I Hate My Job is available for purchase!
www.workinggirlspress.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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having access to these high quality laces in the 90s and 00s is absolutely what made her evil
she's evil but the heffa kept that hairline SNATCHED
February 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
having access to these high quality laces in the 90s and 00s is absolutely what made her evil
i think a lot of people see joy or amusement as a moral failing in times of social crisis, but i promise you, cracking a little joke or shitposting occasionally will not get you clapped in irons when the guillotines come
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
i think a lot of people see joy or amusement as a moral failing in times of social crisis, but i promise you, cracking a little joke or shitposting occasionally will not get you clapped in irons when the guillotines come
damn so i can't laugh just a little bit after i got done calling her an abuser?
Tyra was exploiting those girls and she’s so vapid that she made a self produced documentary about the abuses. Are we on here at our big ages talking about how snatched the lace on her ten thousand dollar wigs were 😭 oh brother
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
damn so i can't laugh just a little bit after i got done calling her an abuser?
well...yes
If she was evil. Then so was Miss Jay, Mr.Jay, and Nigel. They ALL acted real nasty with the girls.
February 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
well...yes
she's evil but the heffa kept that hairline SNATCHED
February 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
she's evil but the heffa kept that hairline SNATCHED
anyway, what i really came here to say is that i won't be seeing withering whites because i hold nothing but contempt for emerald fennell in my heat. her work is contrived, meaningless slop with nothing of value to say or share beyond pseudo pithy quotables for IG captions.
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
anyway, what i really came here to say is that i won't be seeing withering whites because i hold nothing but contempt for emerald fennell in my heat. her work is contrived, meaningless slop with nothing of value to say or share beyond pseudo pithy quotables for IG captions.
oddly enough, being a sex worker in miami has taught me the same lesson. most celebrities are emotionally stunted and bad at being around people who aren't equally famous. i think a lot of it can be blamed on homeschooling and hollywood being a deeply pseudo-incestuous bubble.
Hosting that morning show for two years, I quickly learned that I was good at interviewing celebrities I genuinely didn’t want to meet them. The best kept as ideas rather than people. Some of them were cool, most were very polite. But nah, I ain’t tying to sit down with them five days a week.
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
oddly enough, being a sex worker in miami has taught me the same lesson. most celebrities are emotionally stunted and bad at being around people who aren't equally famous. i think a lot of it can be blamed on homeschooling and hollywood being a deeply pseudo-incestuous bubble.
i think it's very unfortunate that tyra banks both revisited the abuse she suffered onto young, naive women desperate for a chance, and that she's is apparently pathologically incapable of understanding that she did that.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
i think it's very unfortunate that tyra banks both revisited the abuse she suffered onto young, naive women desperate for a chance, and that she's is apparently pathologically incapable of understanding that she did that.
thank you for the reminder. i look forward to donald trump's death.
i can actually say what i want about any leader at any time.
thanks.
thanks.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
thank you for the reminder. i look forward to donald trump's death.
when people say they hate reddit, i know it's because they haven't curated their own personal echo chamber of nonsense like "i'm never buying raw chicken breast from aldi again"
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February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
when people say they hate reddit, i know it's because they haven't curated their own personal echo chamber of nonsense like "i'm never buying raw chicken breast from aldi again"
the unspeakable joy of frankensteining a formula in sheets (or excel if you hate yourself) and it works. this is what the sam altmans of the world want to rob you of.
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
the unspeakable joy of frankensteining a formula in sheets (or excel if you hate yourself) and it works. this is what the sam altmans of the world want to rob you of.
if i was a girl, like other girls, in a romance novel -- idk, i'd probably be pretty annoyed if some funky ass, grubby, ashy little creature with a slick mouth and hay in her hair came along and snatched my man into the clutches of her unwashed coochie cat. bitch, you smell like horses and ass.
February 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
if i was a girl, like other girls, in a romance novel -- idk, i'd probably be pretty annoyed if some funky ass, grubby, ashy little creature with a slick mouth and hay in her hair came along and snatched my man into the clutches of her unwashed coochie cat. bitch, you smell like horses and ass.
they're calling lebron, steph, and kd "lekud james," "stephanyahu," and "kdf" on the bird app
Absolutely despicable and honestly unforgivable.
He also says he hopes he can “inspire” people over there.
This is his “Republicans buy sneakers too” moment.
He also says he hopes he can “inspire” people over there.
This is his “Republicans buy sneakers too” moment.
February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
they're calling lebron, steph, and kd "lekud james," "stephanyahu," and "kdf" on the bird app
clifton powell is knocking on the front door of 70 and hooting and hollering about how he never knew how to love a woman until now
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
clifton powell is knocking on the front door of 70 and hooting and hollering about how he never knew how to love a woman until now
the adding -ification and -ization to nouns and adjectives that already have verb forms to feign pseudo-sociological expertise industrial complex must be consciously interrogatified
February 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
the adding -ification and -ization to nouns and adjectives that already have verb forms to feign pseudo-sociological expertise industrial complex must be consciously interrogatified
this only ends 1 of 2 ways. yes, rates of CSA will drop but that is because children will be murdered by their abusers and/or children will stop reporting their abusers because they'll be told it's their fault that uncle billy or coach bobby died.
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
this only ends 1 of 2 ways. yes, rates of CSA will drop but that is because children will be murdered by their abusers and/or children will stop reporting their abusers because they'll be told it's their fault that uncle billy or coach bobby died.
years ago, i went to dinner with my mom and stepdad. the server took our drink orders then disappeared for ~30 minutes. we got up to leave and the manager came rushing over. we explained the issue and he asked us if we could just leave a tip for her.
The racists made up the "don't tip" thing so they can pre-rationalize giving Black ppl bad service.
February 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
years ago, i went to dinner with my mom and stepdad. the server took our drink orders then disappeared for ~30 minutes. we got up to leave and the manager came rushing over. we explained the issue and he asked us if we could just leave a tip for her.
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February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights i
the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars