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print orders have been placed! there's a wishlist! and blurbs! i've told my therapist! it's happening!
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February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars
while searching for something else, i have learned that people are citing *ME* in their theses and dissertations
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
while searching for something else, i have learned that people are citing *ME* in their theses and dissertations
this is also sound advice if he only has religious texts, harry potter, and/or non-fiction books. please do not share your body with a man who only reads the bible, the 48 laws of power, and the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
this is also sound advice if he only has religious texts, harry potter, and/or non-fiction books. please do not share your body with a man who only reads the bible, the 48 laws of power, and the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
yes, you spent another valentine's day alone. but at least an unemployed man didn't drop you off at work and take your car for 8 hours, then come back to pick you up 30 minutes late.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
yes, you spent another valentine's day alone. but at least an unemployed man didn't drop you off at work and take your car for 8 hours, then come back to pick you up 30 minutes late.
it probably doesn't help that a lot of you are actually incredibly racist and classist about people in rural and impoverished communities and choose to wilfully ignore decades, if not centuries, of intentional and targeted political disenfranchisement
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
it probably doesn't help that a lot of you are actually incredibly racist and classist about people in rural and impoverished communities and choose to wilfully ignore decades, if not centuries, of intentional and targeted political disenfranchisement
a white cuban who was caught lying about his undocumented family fleeing during batista's regime then trying to go back to cuba
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
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February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
a white cuban who was caught lying about his undocumented family fleeing during batista's regime then trying to go back to cuba
it was going well but i ruined the vibes because i interrupted someone talking about their free roaming indoor/outdoor cat by saying i think animal control should be empowered to cull more street and colony cats
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
it was going well but i ruined the vibes because i interrupted someone talking about their free roaming indoor/outdoor cat by saying i think animal control should be empowered to cull more street and colony cats
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."
why are all the songs 2 mf minutes now
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
why are all the songs 2 mf minutes now
debra messing becoming a crackpot islamaphobe was...not on my bingo card?
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
debra messing becoming a crackpot islamaphobe was...not on my bingo card?
why does it look like an arm
Balrog Unleashed.*
*The penis is unleashed.
*The penis is unleashed.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
why does it look like an arm
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I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.
you can spend 3 years of your life on creating a well thought out, deeply researched, and fully considered podcast on romance literature and media and still not be considered any kind of expert in romance 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
you can spend 3 years of your life on creating a well thought out, deeply researched, and fully considered podcast on romance literature and media and still not be considered any kind of expert in romance 🫠
mind you, tim mellon (andrew mellon's grandson) is still alive and is a lifelong republican, rabid racist and misogynist, and avid supporter of donald trump
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
mind you, tim mellon (andrew mellon's grandson) is still alive and is a lifelong republican, rabid racist and misogynist, and avid supporter of donald trump
colorectal cancers are the leading cause of death for people under 50. i get very irreverent with jokes about beans and vegetables but i saw my grandfather die, alone in a care home, with colon cancer. we couldn't see him because it was the peak of covid. it's a violent, dehumanising death.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
colorectal cancers are the leading cause of death for people under 50. i get very irreverent with jokes about beans and vegetables but i saw my grandfather die, alone in a care home, with colon cancer. we couldn't see him because it was the peak of covid. it's a violent, dehumanising death.
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
if you think about it, rachel dolezal
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
if you think about it, rachel dolezal
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
today i heard an sam altman evangelist complaining because apparently, if you put too much information in one chat, it slows to a crawl. that's right folks -- the more information you feed chatgpt, the worse it performs.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
today i heard an sam altman evangelist complaining because apparently, if you put too much information in one chat, it slows to a crawl. that's right folks -- the more information you feed chatgpt, the worse it performs.
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Per @wired.com reporting, ICE is expanding its office footprint in Pittsburgh with a lease at 2000 Commerce Dr. It's an office park owned by JLL with 21k sq ft listed available on the company's site.
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Per @wired.com reporting, ICE is expanding its office footprint in Pittsburgh with a lease at 2000 Commerce Dr. It's an office park owned by JLL with 21k sq ft listed available on the company's site.
i'm the too woke friend who believes homeschooling and charter schools are smokescreens for child abuse. if i have to pay school taxes, put the children IN SCHOOLS.
Looking for an edge in college admissions? Just pull your kid from school. Homeschooling, long associated with hippies and religious conservatives in the U.S., is in the middle of a rebrand and a boom.
The Homeschooling Hack
Looking for an edge in college admissions? Just pull your kid from school. Homeschooling, long associated with hippies and religious conservatives in the U.S., is in the middle of a rebrand and a boom.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
i'm the too woke friend who believes homeschooling and charter schools are smokescreens for child abuse. if i have to pay school taxes, put the children IN SCHOOLS.
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serious question: what would a "reasonable discussion" debating the position "what if the hype generated by a bunch of serial liars who have utterly failed to generate profit from their products, despite unlimited investor cash, is true" look like?
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
serious question: what would a "reasonable discussion" debating the position "what if the hype generated by a bunch of serial liars who have utterly failed to generate profit from their products, despite unlimited investor cash, is true" look like?
clanker fucker
It is really unfortunate that it's not possible to have a reasonable discussion about AI on here.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
clanker fucker