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pittsburgh has the highest concentration of bars per capita in the united states thanks to its collective personality of "sports" and more than 70 post-secondary institutions in the region
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
pittsburgh has the highest concentration of bars per capita in the united states thanks to its collective personality of "sports" and more than 70 post-secondary institutions in the region
anyway, what i really came here to say is that i won't be seeing withering whites because i hold nothing but contempt for emerald fennell in my heat. her work is contrived, meaningless slop with nothing of value to say or share beyond pseudo pithy quotables for IG captions.
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
anyway, what i really came here to say is that i won't be seeing withering whites because i hold nothing but contempt for emerald fennell in my heat. her work is contrived, meaningless slop with nothing of value to say or share beyond pseudo pithy quotables for IG captions.
oddly enough, being a sex worker in miami has taught me the same lesson. most celebrities are emotionally stunted and bad at being around people who aren't equally famous. i think a lot of it can be blamed on homeschooling and hollywood being a deeply pseudo-incestuous bubble.
Hosting that morning show for two years, I quickly learned that I was good at interviewing celebrities I genuinely didn’t want to meet them. The best kept as ideas rather than people. Some of them were cool, most were very polite. But nah, I ain’t tying to sit down with them five days a week.
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
oddly enough, being a sex worker in miami has taught me the same lesson. most celebrities are emotionally stunted and bad at being around people who aren't equally famous. i think a lot of it can be blamed on homeschooling and hollywood being a deeply pseudo-incestuous bubble.
i think it's very unfortunate that tyra banks both revisited the abuse she suffered onto young, naive women desperate for a chance, and that she's is apparently pathologically incapable of understanding that she did that.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
i think it's very unfortunate that tyra banks both revisited the abuse she suffered onto young, naive women desperate for a chance, and that she's is apparently pathologically incapable of understanding that she did that.
thank you for the reminder. i look forward to donald trump's death.
i can actually say what i want about any leader at any time.
thanks.
thanks.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
thank you for the reminder. i look forward to donald trump's death.
if i owe you an email or a dm or a something, please
February 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
if i owe you an email or a dm or a something, please
when people say they hate reddit, i know it's because they haven't curated their own personal echo chamber of nonsense like "i'm never buying raw chicken breast from aldi again"
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February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
when people say they hate reddit, i know it's because they haven't curated their own personal echo chamber of nonsense like "i'm never buying raw chicken breast from aldi again"
the unspeakable joy of frankensteining a formula in sheets (or excel if you hate yourself) and it works. this is what the sam altmans of the world want to rob you of.
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
the unspeakable joy of frankensteining a formula in sheets (or excel if you hate yourself) and it works. this is what the sam altmans of the world want to rob you of.
if i was a girl, like other girls, in a romance novel -- idk, i'd probably be pretty annoyed if some funky ass, grubby, ashy little creature with a slick mouth and hay in her hair came along and snatched my man into the clutches of her unwashed coochie cat. bitch, you smell like horses and ass.
February 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
if i was a girl, like other girls, in a romance novel -- idk, i'd probably be pretty annoyed if some funky ass, grubby, ashy little creature with a slick mouth and hay in her hair came along and snatched my man into the clutches of her unwashed coochie cat. bitch, you smell like horses and ass.
they're calling lebron, steph, and kd "lekud james," "stephanyahu," and "kdf" on the bird app
Absolutely despicable and honestly unforgivable.
He also says he hopes he can “inspire” people over there.
This is his “Republicans buy sneakers too” moment.
He also says he hopes he can “inspire” people over there.
This is his “Republicans buy sneakers too” moment.
February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
they're calling lebron, steph, and kd "lekud james," "stephanyahu," and "kdf" on the bird app
clifton powell is knocking on the front door of 70 and hooting and hollering about how he never knew how to love a woman until now
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
clifton powell is knocking on the front door of 70 and hooting and hollering about how he never knew how to love a woman until now
the adding -ification and -ization to nouns and adjectives that already have verb forms to feign pseudo-sociological expertise industrial complex must be consciously interrogatified
February 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
the adding -ification and -ization to nouns and adjectives that already have verb forms to feign pseudo-sociological expertise industrial complex must be consciously interrogatified
this only ends 1 of 2 ways. yes, rates of CSA will drop but that is because children will be murdered by their abusers and/or children will stop reporting their abusers because they'll be told it's their fault that uncle billy or coach bobby died.
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
this only ends 1 of 2 ways. yes, rates of CSA will drop but that is because children will be murdered by their abusers and/or children will stop reporting their abusers because they'll be told it's their fault that uncle billy or coach bobby died.
years ago, i went to dinner with my mom and stepdad. the server took our drink orders then disappeared for ~30 minutes. we got up to leave and the manager came rushing over. we explained the issue and he asked us if we could just leave a tip for her.
The racists made up the "don't tip" thing so they can pre-rationalize giving Black ppl bad service.
February 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
years ago, i went to dinner with my mom and stepdad. the server took our drink orders then disappeared for ~30 minutes. we got up to leave and the manager came rushing over. we explained the issue and he asked us if we could just leave a tip for her.
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February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars
while searching for something else, i have learned that people are citing *ME* in their theses and dissertations
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
while searching for something else, i have learned that people are citing *ME* in their theses and dissertations
this is also sound advice if he only has religious texts, harry potter, and/or non-fiction books. please do not share your body with a man who only reads the bible, the 48 laws of power, and the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
this is also sound advice if he only has religious texts, harry potter, and/or non-fiction books. please do not share your body with a man who only reads the bible, the 48 laws of power, and the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
yes, you spent another valentine's day alone. but at least an unemployed man didn't drop you off at work and take your car for 8 hours, then come back to pick you up 30 minutes late.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
yes, you spent another valentine's day alone. but at least an unemployed man didn't drop you off at work and take your car for 8 hours, then come back to pick you up 30 minutes late.
it probably doesn't help that a lot of you are actually incredibly racist and classist about people in rural and impoverished communities and choose to wilfully ignore decades, if not centuries, of intentional and targeted political disenfranchisement
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
it probably doesn't help that a lot of you are actually incredibly racist and classist about people in rural and impoverished communities and choose to wilfully ignore decades, if not centuries, of intentional and targeted political disenfranchisement
a white cuban who was caught lying about his undocumented family fleeing during batista's regime then trying to go back to cuba
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
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February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
a white cuban who was caught lying about his undocumented family fleeing during batista's regime then trying to go back to cuba
it was going well but i ruined the vibes because i interrupted someone talking about their free roaming indoor/outdoor cat by saying i think animal control should be empowered to cull more street and colony cats
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
it was going well but i ruined the vibes because i interrupted someone talking about their free roaming indoor/outdoor cat by saying i think animal control should be empowered to cull more street and colony cats
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."