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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator. 🌐: adrierose.link/adrierising

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · Aug 31

New episode alert! 🎙️E47: We Live in a Society is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 8h

from left to right: mandy moore, miley cyrus, demi lovato, kate beckinsale

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 8h

there is a surgeon somewhere responsible for this and he's retired now

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 8h

in the spirit of fairness, it's not exclusive to white women because zoe kravitz has also reached uncanny valley status. (and angela bassett but yall don't like to admit that.)

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 9h

😔

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 9h

from left to right: mandy moore, miley cyrus, demi lovato, kate beckinsale

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 9h

yes

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 9h

demi lovato unfortunately

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 9h

there's something very sinister about white women in their 30s and 40s frankensteining the most popular ethnic features onto their recession starved chic faces to create the same face over and over again that isn't young or old but something so much worse and uncanny

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 9h

i am too poor to ever look like this and thank g*d for that

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 10h

i desperately need fran lebowitz to emerge and say something horribly biting and hilarious to remind me that i'm alive

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 12h

busy beaver

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 12h

Home Depot or Lowe’s?

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 20h

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

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Elizabeth Weill-Greenberg 🇵🇸 @elizabethweill.bsky.social · 18h

Breaking: The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals has blocked the execution of Robert Roberson. Roberson was scheduled to be executed on October 16 for a crime that never occurred. www.theacabreport.com/p/texas-court-stops-execution-of-innocent

Texas Court Stops Execution of Innocent Man on Death Row

Robert Roberson was convicted and sentenced to death for killing his daughter, a crime that never occurred.

www.theacabreport.com

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 14h

have you ever seen someone throw a loveseat at a cop? i have.

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 15h

pennsylvania doesn't make me proud of much, and shapiro even less, but these people are absolutely batshit insane and i think that's beautiful

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 15h

josh shapiro joined the lawsuit of governors suing trump for deploying the national guard and personally i cannot wait for the day those boots land in philly and pittsburgh -- two cities where the population sets fires because they won a football game

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 16h

in 6 weeks, being a carrier for tay-sachs will be a capital offense

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 16h

i mean he totally could have just said infant circumcision is weird and indefensibly freakish behaviour and i think a lot of people would have agreed but no the brain worms told him the jews created autism in a lab

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 17h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 16h

there is an epidemic of plastic surgery among white women in hollywood and i need the perpetrators brought to justice. that's what kash patel needs to be working on with my tax dollars.

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 20h

"no you don't understand. they're in *lockstep* over calling billionaires hoarders."

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 20h

i love seeing press outlets try to think of slurs to call the literal pope for *check notes* reading the bible

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 22h

Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.

Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury

Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.

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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 1d

All the AI lovers TO THE BACK!

a woman in a fur coat is dancing in a hallway

Alt: a woman in a fur coat is dancing in a hallway

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 21h

bismillah i will see you in the pit. inshallah, we will moshallah.

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

look, i'm not going to do another thread litigating the ways white women turn to fucking with their faces to signal a hard right turn. i'm just saying, it doesn't really put to bed the allegations that it eats her alive that her fiancé has always liked black woman and she's just a white incubator.

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 1d

i mean...i get it. she kind of looks like the cat lady?

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