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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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debra messing becoming a crackpot islamaphobe was...not on my bingo card?
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
slim thug needs to be forcibly committed on a 72 hour hold with a thorazine drip. immediately. get him away from megan NOW.
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
REAL CURVY. NO ETCHING.
Sometimes I just give myself a moment and think about how scathing “posted in another nigga hood like a bad bitch” really is. Megan really planted a seed that day.
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
why does it look like an arm
Balrog Unleashed.*

*The penis is unleashed.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
you can spend 3 years of your life on creating a well thought out, deeply researched, and fully considered podcast on romance literature and media and still not be considered any kind of expert in romance 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
mind you, tim mellon (andrew mellon's grandson) is still alive and is a lifelong republican, rabid racist and misogynist, and avid supporter of donald trump
The Atlantic is indistinguishable from Compact.
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
colorectal cancers are the leading cause of death for people under 50. i get very irreverent with jokes about beans and vegetables but i saw my grandfather die, alone in a care home, with colon cancer. we couldn't see him because it was the peak of covid. it's a violent, dehumanising death.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
if you think about it, rachel dolezal
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
today i heard an sam altman evangelist complaining because apparently, if you put too much information in one chat, it slows to a crawl. that's right folks -- the more information you feed chatgpt, the worse it performs.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Per @wired.com reporting, ICE is expanding its office footprint in Pittsburgh with a lease at 2000 Commerce Dr. It's an office park owned by JLL with 21k sq ft listed available on the company's site.
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
i'm the too woke friend who believes homeschooling and charter schools are smokescreens for child abuse. if i have to pay school taxes, put the children IN SCHOOLS.
Looking for an edge in college admissions? Just pull your kid from school. Homeschooling, long associated with hippies and religious conservatives in the U.S., is in the middle of a rebrand and a boom.
The Homeschooling Hack
Looking for an edge in college admissions? Just pull your kid from school. Homeschooling, long associated with hippies and religious conservatives in the U.S., is in the middle of a rebrand and a boom.
nymag.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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serious question: what would a "reasonable discussion" debating the position "what if the hype generated by a bunch of serial liars who have utterly failed to generate profit from their products, despite unlimited investor cash, is true" look like?
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
clanker fucker
It is really unfortunate that it's not possible to have a reasonable discussion about AI on here.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
i will personally disembowel the next person who says climate change isn't real
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
whenever i have tradespeople in my 2nd bedroom/office, i inevitably have to explain my makeshift recording studio and the podcast. today, i spent about 10 minutes explaining why women want to fuck monsters and why young women are so cynical about dating men to a contractor.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
psy is the headliner and his special guests is pitbull
i know everyone wants a kpop group to do the next super bowl but it really should be psy
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i know everyone wants a kpop group to do the next super bowl but it really should be psy
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
james van der beek had to auction off his own property from dawson's creek to pay for cancer treatment after 30 years of consistent acting work
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
a lot of ai hype is banking on you believing that you're as stupid as the people betting their livelihoods on global acceptance of said stupidity
I'm not even saying that's the most *likely* possibility, but it's just very clear that the likelihood of that outcome as increased and even if there's, like, a 1 in 10 change that "AI replaces most to all white collar jobs in 10 years" that's an *enormous* risk to the social order!
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the chatbot cheek chewers have started calling actual art "pencilslop" so i think the artists should be allowed to have guns
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
it's A LOT
do you know how much rebuilding a wall, closet, and floor costs after water damage? neither do i but i guess we'll all find out together.
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
what tf is tiktok tako and how do i get rid of it
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
anne rice's death broke a seal on fandom in a very catastrophic way
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM