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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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the adding -ification and -ization to nouns and adjectives that already have verb forms to feign pseudo-sociological expertise industrial complex must be consciously interrogatified
February 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
this only ends 1 of 2 ways. yes, rates of CSA will drop but that is because children will be murdered by their abusers and/or children will stop reporting their abusers because they'll be told it's their fault that uncle billy or coach bobby died.
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
years ago, i went to dinner with my mom and stepdad. the server took our drink orders then disappeared for ~30 minutes. we got up to leave and the manager came rushing over. we explained the issue and he asked us if we could just leave a tip for her.
The racists made up the "don't tip" thing so they can pre-rationalize giving Black ppl bad service.
February 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights is not a romance wuthering heights i
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the concept of conjugal visits is very confounding to me because i cannot comprehend having a wet pussy behind prison bars
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
while searching for something else, i have learned that people are citing *ME* in their theses and dissertations
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
this is also sound advice if he only has religious texts, harry potter, and/or non-fiction books. please do not share your body with a man who only reads the bible, the 48 laws of power, and the subtle art of not giving a fuck.
If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
yes, you spent another valentine's day alone. but at least an unemployed man didn't drop you off at work and take your car for 8 hours, then come back to pick you up 30 minutes late.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
it probably doesn't help that a lot of you are actually incredibly racist and classist about people in rural and impoverished communities and choose to wilfully ignore decades, if not centuries, of intentional and targeted political disenfranchisement
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
“The first thing I thought was, ‘What is she talking about?’” said Bryan Fish, the vice mayor of Culver City, whom everyone calls Bubba but doesn’t look like someone whom everyone calls Bubba. “The only crime here,” he added, “is like the $18 strawberry at Erewhon.”

culver city, crime haven! lmaooo
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
a white cuban who was caught lying about his undocumented family fleeing during batista's regime then trying to go back to cuba
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.

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February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
it was going well but i ruined the vibes because i interrupted someone talking about their free roaming indoor/outdoor cat by saying i think animal control should be empowered to cull more street and colony cats
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
it is a reductionist stereotype that bisexual men are slutty but i mean
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
"i will literally punch a hole through your chest then go fuck my wife. leave me alone."
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
why are all the songs 2 mf minutes now
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
debra messing becoming a crackpot islamaphobe was...not on my bingo card?
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
why does it look like an arm
Balrog Unleashed.*

*The penis is unleashed.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
you can spend 3 years of your life on creating a well thought out, deeply researched, and fully considered podcast on romance literature and media and still not be considered any kind of expert in romance 🫠
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
mind you, tim mellon (andrew mellon's grandson) is still alive and is a lifelong republican, rabid racist and misogynist, and avid supporter of donald trump
The Atlantic is indistinguishable from Compact.
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
colorectal cancers are the leading cause of death for people under 50. i get very irreverent with jokes about beans and vegetables but i saw my grandfather die, alone in a care home, with colon cancer. we couldn't see him because it was the peak of covid. it's a violent, dehumanising death.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
if you think about it, rachel dolezal
is perfectly primed for an anti woke rebrand but she has never switched it up
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
today i heard an sam altman evangelist complaining because apparently, if you put too much information in one chat, it slows to a crawl. that's right folks -- the more information you feed chatgpt, the worse it performs.
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Per @wired.com reporting, ICE is expanding its office footprint in Pittsburgh with a lease at 2000 Commerce Dr. It's an office park owned by JLL with 21k sq ft listed available on the company's site.
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM