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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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Per @wired.com reporting, ICE is expanding its office footprint in Pittsburgh with a lease at 2000 Commerce Dr. It's an office park owned by JLL with 21k sq ft listed available on the company's site.
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
i'm the too woke friend who believes homeschooling and charter schools are smokescreens for child abuse. if i have to pay school taxes, put the children IN SCHOOLS.
Looking for an edge in college admissions? Just pull your kid from school. Homeschooling, long associated with hippies and religious conservatives in the U.S., is in the middle of a rebrand and a boom.
The Homeschooling Hack
Looking for an edge in college admissions? Just pull your kid from school. Homeschooling, long associated with hippies and religious conservatives in the U.S., is in the middle of a rebrand and a boom.
nymag.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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serious question: what would a "reasonable discussion" debating the position "what if the hype generated by a bunch of serial liars who have utterly failed to generate profit from their products, despite unlimited investor cash, is true" look like?
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
clanker fucker
It is really unfortunate that it's not possible to have a reasonable discussion about AI on here.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
i will personally disembowel the next person who says climate change isn't real
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
whenever i have tradespeople in my 2nd bedroom/office, i inevitably have to explain my makeshift recording studio and the podcast. today, i spent about 10 minutes explaining why women want to fuck monsters and why young women are so cynical about dating men to a contractor.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
psy is the headliner and his special guests is pitbull
i know everyone wants a kpop group to do the next super bowl but it really should be psy
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i know everyone wants a kpop group to do the next super bowl but it really should be psy
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
james van der beek had to auction off his own property from dawson's creek to pay for cancer treatment after 30 years of consistent acting work
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
a lot of ai hype is banking on you believing that you're as stupid as the people betting their livelihoods on global acceptance of said stupidity
I'm not even saying that's the most *likely* possibility, but it's just very clear that the likelihood of that outcome as increased and even if there's, like, a 1 in 10 change that "AI replaces most to all white collar jobs in 10 years" that's an *enormous* risk to the social order!
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the chatbot cheek chewers have started calling actual art "pencilslop" so i think the artists should be allowed to have guns
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
it's A LOT
do you know how much rebuilding a wall, closet, and floor costs after water damage? neither do i but i guess we'll all find out together.
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
what tf is tiktok tako and how do i get rid of it
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
anne rice's death broke a seal on fandom in a very catastrophic way
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
i promised myself i wouldn't transfer my rage at whorephobes to this app. i'm of an age where arguing with strangers on the internet is no longer appealing, but i'm a work in progress.
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
telling a sex worker, on the internet, that they're not involved in fighting tech policy laws is one hell of a choice
You went on a multi day rant about me on X because I rightfully pointed out that you're not involved in fighting a slate of tech policy laws. It's bizarre
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
jamaicans being transphobic is so ridiculous to me because your house name is claudine but your road name is antoinette and no one knows why
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
please do not ever send @stitch.bsky.social and i your book(s) written with, or covers made with, AI. if somehow we both took leave of our collective senses and agreed to interview you, it would literally just be both of us calling you names for an hour.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
i know no one will want to be seen saying it, but i'll say it. this is objectively bad. convicting someone of child abuse for a work of fiction is objectively wrong and bad. thought crimes are not real!
Sydney author guilty of child abuse after book, Daddy’s Little Toy, depicted adult role-playing as toddler
Christian charity executive, Lauren Mastrosa, pen name Tori Woods, found to have written novel that ‘sexually objectifies children’
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
is it too far to say he could simply execute his brother
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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homeownership (derogatory)
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
do you know how much rebuilding a wall, closet, and floor costs after water damage? neither do i but i guess we'll all find out together.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
a better world -- one without ncose, morality in media, dhs blue, the new drug, and all the assorted bullshit that criminalization brings -- is possible
www.ndtv.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
i mean when you really think about it, kid rock is just a synonym for epstein island
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
i would like 1 job please
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM