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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲
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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. sex/work writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator.

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this week is a holiday so do not expect a new episode. go read a book.
New episode alert! 🎙️E52: ARC Reaction is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

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the dumbest people you know are over the moon at the thought of yelling over a dinner table about lab grown meat even though the process of growing meat in a lab is so expensive that it would make a single can of soup cost $85.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
idk who needs to hear it but you don't have to shred the cheese. if you cube it small enough, it will melt fine.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
you comment "typical beta behaviour" on one post and suddenly people are accusing you of being a typical abusive alpha
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
every now and then a chotiner or dieworkwear post comes across your feed, and maybe you scroll past the first time. but then, you see someone else talking about how scathing it is, so you go back and look at it. and it's almost surgical in its precision. pre-raphaelite even in its beauty.
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I get that part of the media cycle is for deep thinkers to come up with global Takes on what the Nuzzi outrage means for our culture, but...like, the main thing to me seems to be that she helped whitewash a genocidal eugenicist? who is killing people? right now?
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The volume of water needed to cool the servers in data centers has become a nationwide resource issue.

Volume isn’t the most pressing problem in Morrow County, however. The issue is pollution, which Amazon’s data centers have exacerbated since its arrival.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
please clap i went to aldi on the monday before thanksgiving and found the exact aldi finds roasting pan i needed
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i still haven't found a true "text" worth recommending on why people want to fuck monsters and why they're so racist about it, but here's 2 lists about monsters in literature.
shepherd.com/best-books/u...
shepherd.com/best-books/w...
jeffery jerome cohen's monster theory should be required reading before you're allowed to do monster fucker discourse i'm sorry
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
yall are neither monster lovers nor monster fuckers for real. you're just posting to post.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if kurt cobain was still alive he would have personally shot the ceo of ticketmaster by now
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i'm a bitch i'm a lover i'm a child i'm a mother i'm a sinner i'm a saint i do not feel ashamed
Are you dominant, submissive, or a switch?
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
can i say michelle yeoh is a terrible madame morrible yet
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
yall use metal utensils on nonstick cookware and then whine about "chemicals" in the food
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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thanksgiving week begins tomorrow. please refrain from logging on to make your family's inability to cook, everyone else's problem. turkey should not be dry. mac and cheese should not be dry. stuffing should not be dry. a roux is a GOOD thing. your kin CAN'T COOK!
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
honestly, i love thanksgiving. i am my mother's child and i thrive with the threat of 6-10 people dinner guests looming over me. i have a color coded spreadsheet and enough counter space and small appliances to make ina garten shit a brick. this is my element.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
every year, hundreds of people log on to tell the rest of us that they elect people who cannot cook to make arguably the most important dinner of the year. i'm sorry you had a fucked up life, but i didn't.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this week is a holiday so do not expect a new episode. go read a book.
New episode alert! 🎙️E52: ARC Reaction is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...

Don’t forget to rate & review!

#booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A USPS COLLECTION?!?? i'll do murder for that bag.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
why is fennel $7 for a single bulb donald trump you stupid bitch
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i choose not to comment on the video of 2 british girls doing a jig before they "brought their welly boots for the ohio snow" and replying to all the comments with "i literally bought boot socks."

unfortunately, that lesson is a canon event.
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the new ralph lauren x tópa collection??? i'm going to scream.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
donald wants to be the cynthia to zohran's ariana that much is clear
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM