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Alex Boo!urns

Alex Boo!urns

@afburns.bsky.social

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Midthommar (2019, dir. Ari Aster) @coldman.bsky.social · 10h

average day in american politics be like:

Peacemaker and Harcourt looking at a giant mural of Hitler in Nazi America in PEACEMAKER

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 6h

Look, I’m not proud of everything I did in the past. I once wrote an impassioned letter to the school newspaper defending Episode I.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 6h

What happened to the good old days where you’d have the tattoo removed and then have everyone who knew about it killed?

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 6h

Insane that people are defending this. There’s no natural human lifespan where a Nazi tattoo would be fine.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 1d

i feel like this is also a big part of why driving has gotten so bad. Acknowledging that other people and things exist and adjusting your behavior based on that seems out of reach for a lot of people now.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 1d

I've really enjoyed Sable and Cloudpunk this past year.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 2d

All my gaming has really skewed to very chill, relaxed games lately, and I'm very much enjoying Sable right now. Just coasting over the dunes on my hoverbike and climbing tall rock formations. Hassling beetles for their poop.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 2d

The noon hour and the 1 hour makes it seem like it might even be 2!

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 2d

Picked up some pince-nez readers, making me basically as hot as Dorothy Malone in the Big Sleep.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 4d

None if these people have explained to me why I would pay for them to push their magic button when I could just get my own magic button.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 5d

I don't really buy action figures anymore, but these Mondo X-Men figures really are rad as hell.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 5d

The really insane thing about this is tide times are predictable and easy to look up. What's also easy is downloading an extension to your browser to block AI results.

Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 5d

One of the swimmers had used ChatGPT to consult the tide times: “I made the mistake of using ChatGPT for research to see when the low tide was."

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Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 5d

I definitely want to see more Jessica Jones on TV, but I do hope they lighten it up a little. Jessica Jones is witty! She's funny! But the old Netflix series never really captured that IMO.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 5d

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 5d

I re-watched The Taking of Pelham One Two Three recently and like half the movie is just a big "the mayor of New York sucks" joke, it's great.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 7d

Growing up in Texas, people will talk to you like this assuming you’re one of them.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 12d

Wait, back up. What is the actual down side to being a zombie?

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 15d

Yeah they don't think about our luggage already.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 15d

You could tell this story was bullshit from the start. They’re always accusing the left of crimes that they themselves do, and the left never does, like driving through crowds of protesters.

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 15d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 19d

I am just so fucking proud of her.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 22d

Gonna spend it all on a battleship that’s made entirely of marble and gold-plates.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 23d

I saw him in about 2010, and he was still pretty lively and with it. Glad I got to meet him before the decline. Really is wretched what they’ve done since.

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 25d

Kind of intolerant not to, actually

Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 25d

This Ninja Turtles Humble Bundle is insane. www.humblebundle.com/books/teenag...

Humble Comics Bundle: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Heroes in a Half-Shell

Leo, Don, Raph, and Mike in one awesome collection with the Humble Comics Bundle: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Heroes in a Half-Shell!

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Alex Boo!urns @afburns.bsky.social · 26d

Young, likely progressive, beneath them on the socio-economic scale, easily accessible, and unlikely to fight back.