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Alex Boo!urns
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average day in american politics be like:
Look, I’m not proud of everything I did in the past. I once wrote an impassioned letter to the school newspaper defending Episode I.
What happened to the good old days where you’d have the tattoo removed and then have everyone who knew about it killed?
Insane that people are defending this. There’s no natural human lifespan where a Nazi tattoo would be fine.
i feel like this is also a big part of why driving has gotten so bad. Acknowledging that other people and things exist and adjusting your behavior based on that seems out of reach for a lot of people now.
I've really enjoyed Sable and Cloudpunk this past year.
All my gaming has really skewed to very chill, relaxed games lately, and I'm very much enjoying Sable right now. Just coasting over the dunes on my hoverbike and climbing tall rock formations. Hassling beetles for their poop.
The noon hour and the 1 hour makes it seem like it might even be 2!
Picked up some pince-nez readers, making me basically as hot as Dorothy Malone in the Big Sleep.
None if these people have explained to me why I would pay for them to push their magic button when I could just get my own magic button.
I don't really buy action figures anymore, but these Mondo X-Men figures really are rad as hell.
The really insane thing about this is tide times are predictable and easy to look up. What's also easy is downloading an extension to your browser to block AI results.
One of the swimmers had used ChatGPT to consult the tide times: “I made the mistake of using ChatGPT for research to see when the low tide was."

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I definitely want to see more Jessica Jones on TV, but I do hope they lighten it up a little. Jessica Jones is witty! She's funny! But the old Netflix series never really captured that IMO.
I re-watched The Taking of Pelham One Two Three recently and like half the movie is just a big "the mayor of New York sucks" joke, it's great.
Growing up in Texas, people will talk to you like this assuming you’re one of them.
Wait, back up. What is the actual down side to being a zombie?
Yeah they don't think about our luggage already.
You could tell this story was bullshit from the start. They’re always accusing the left of crimes that they themselves do, and the left never does, like driving through crowds of protesters.
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
Gonna spend it all on a battleship that’s made entirely of marble and gold-plates.
I saw him in about 2010, and he was still pretty lively and with it. Glad I got to meet him before the decline. Really is wretched what they’ve done since.
Kind of intolerant not to, actually
Young, likely progressive, beneath them on the socio-economic scale, easily accessible, and unlikely to fight back.