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Scare Budd Dwyer

@airbudddwyer.bsky.social

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professional dad. sometimes artist. there's several things in the rules about conspiracy, accepting bribes, racketeering, mail fraud, and perjury but there's nothing that says a dog can't be treasurer.

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 58m

like eighty percent sure the ones he signs like this were meant to be DMs to some former podcaster who now controls the electrical grid

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1h

the coyote believes that if he simply purchases enough consumer goods and produces enough blueprints, he will succeed in his goals. what he does not account for is that the bird he so longs to eat represents the antichrist, constantly travelling through the tunnels he so painstakingly paints

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1h

yeah the next time there's a "he gets up at four AM to start grinding. at four fifteen he gets a blood transfusion while on a Zoom call. five AM? a nutrient paste. 'I'm too busy to chew normie food,' he laughs" piece I'm going to wonder where eight hundred episodes of a cartoon slots in there

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 1h

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1h

just, uh, one more, uuhhn, thing, Mr Bastich

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 2h

it's so cool that we have quantifiable evidence that being super rich makes you go crazy enough that you start theorizing that the antichrist is real and is either girls who made fun of you or the government in a cartoon about pirates, you used to have to wait for guys to die to find this stuff out

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 14h

say it in a Biggie Smalls voice. I just did, alone in a room

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 16h

we just showed our youngest a clip of Animal drumming and the laugh track is like Lucille Ball working a candy production line level howling at the concept of Puppet Drumming

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · Aug 19

guy who ran the laugh track for The Muppet Show had maybe the heaviest trigger finger in the game. long dead studio audience members absolutely losing their shit.

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 20h

the only thing the meta algorithm has correctly intuited about me is that I love to see posts from restaurants banning dogs because too many owners were making weird demands

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 22h

every big box retailer is sitting on so much him-branded product from several toy company guys going "he gets a lot of views on YouTube, therefore,

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 23h

mega man x stage select but a frog has replaced that bug thing guy

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 23h

every picture of the Portland frog, if properly cropped, looks like it could be the stage select headshot of a Mega Man X level

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

day to day - pissed more than he thought he was going to when he started pissing

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

this is like when there's an article about how a young couple lives debt-free through hard work (and undisclosed financial backing)

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

Scam Cattebo is like Sleve McDichael level.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Jay Harris accidentally spoonerized Cam Skattebo on Sportscenter

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know that you can thread the needle on gleefully firing thousands of federal workers for pure funzos quite recently and trying to do more firings, but this time as hard decisions made due to democrats being inflexible a couple months later

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

"I couldn't do that for that long" is probably what he's thinking

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

mailman just walked up to my storm door while I was in the middle of seeing how long I could hold the last note of Stars from Les Mis while holding my large son sideways and spinning around and I think he's judging me

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

Cam Skattebo heading home after the game, looking forward to giving his mom's new little nerd of a stepson, Charles, absolute hell all week

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1d

the monk throwing up a middle finger at his students is a fitting touch

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 2d

my Costco clothes shopping technique is identical to when I used to buy stuff from Diamond: let the big time fat guys swoop in on full-priced garments and pick off the mediums on clearance like a slim vulture

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 2d

right? you thought you had it all with the bat gorilla but we're feeling generous here today at Unexpected

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 2d

I know it's got to be hard to come up with the two hundred and tenth cover story for a book called UNEXPECTED but, like, by god, they've done it here

Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 2d

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 2d

going full Carl

Carl from ATHF in his Giants jersey and sick zubaz

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 2d

bold new era of success is actually dawning, the sun is like the Teletubbies baby one but it's Daboll's big dumb face

Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 13d

checking in on my beloved New York Giants and am prepared to say that they are entering a bold new era of success and will inevitably be deleting this post in like forty minutes

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