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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 22h

"Did you just write 'psych!' on the signature line of the deal we just made?"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 23h

And it has a passage where a bird lands on a naked woman and nibbles her nipple

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 1d

If Andrew Cuomo became the Joker, would anyone notice?

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 1d

It's really not that weird when you consider that he means "force all the minorities and poor people to crowd into cities where they'll hopefully kill each other while rich white Christians get to live in 1950s suburbia forever

The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta keep the frog man busy somehow when he's not dancing

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 1d

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

This isn’t just “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of wrong it’s “Charlie Brown never had a dog” levels of wrong

bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 1d

wtaf are you talking about

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 1d

The covenant of Abraham was actually God making us autistic this whole time!

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 2d

"training" is the consistent liberal canard. nope people, this is THEIR JOB. they are doing what they are hired to do.

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 1d

When you POG too close to the sun...

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 2d

Obviously it's short for Fa-la-la! They did the War on Christmas!

The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 2d

The notorious Anne Tifa

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no, they got Anne Tifa?!

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 2d

And you ask them why people are calling them Nazis and they say something like "just because I think trans people don't exist, non-white people are inferior subspecies of human, and the Jews are destroying society from within doesn't mean I'm a Nazi!"

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 2d

It is now illegal to say the economy is bad. If you do, our beautiful, "hot" troops will shoot you in the face. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

-Donald Trump via Truth Social in a week or two

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 2d

they already look soft on crime. "Democrats look soft on crime" was already the conventional wisdom WHILE CLINTON WAS SIGNING THE FUCKING CRIME BILL. "Dems soft on crime" is REPUBLICAN MESSAGING UNCONNECTED TO THEIR ACTIONS.

Washington Generals shit right here

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 3d

You can't really be "good at fascism" because fascism isn't a sustainable form of government, but you can still make a hell of a lot of people suffer while you fail at fascism

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 3d

Arguably the most successful fascist was Franco, and the system he set up completely collapsed after his death because the force of his personality was all that was holding it together.

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 3d

You can't really be "good at fascism" because fascism isn't a sustainable form of government, but you can still make a hell of a lot of people suffer while you fail at fascism

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 3d

"We also want to fuck up our economy so hard we have to get a bailout from the US! Please vote for us, peasants!"

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 4d

We're going to lock the fash on the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland until they either break or learn to appreciate other cultures

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 4d

At some point, a Dem mayor or governor is going to have to order their national guard to stand down, or the police to arrest ICE for lawbreaking, and that will be the inciting incident

The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, but established players get turned off by the amount of licensed stuff coming down the pipe and quit.

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The Void Screams Back @airdeez121.bsky.social · 4d

Watch out for the guy in the inflatable frog suit. He may look harmless, but like the animal he is emulating, the cute exterior hides a deadly poison

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