AJ Gonzalez
@ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social
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Husband, father, musician, writer, cook, friend. Baseball/Basketball and pop culture. Be a good person. He/him
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I carried his ass up my stairs and onto the spare mattress and the next morning I was legitimately scared to check on him 🤣
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You look surprisingly sober!
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All right if we're sharing them I'm telling a good one. NYE 2010 it was even colder than usual in Nashville. My friend and I pre-gamed hard but when we went downtown he found a stranger and he was pounding fireball. This was us later. We didn't leave him cuz... y'know..he'd die lmao.
Sort of sober AJ and a passed out friend.
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It really does seem like we all have similar stories of Jager lmao.
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My friends had a booze luge party where we did nothing but Jager off of it.

So many regrets.
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I read through these a little bit and they're so cool. I love Indiana Jones.
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My daughter bought these for herself at a community sale. My daughter rules. Original comics.
Indiana Jones comic book from 89
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Don't get cheap on me Dodgson. That was Hammond's mistake.
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Yeah he looks like he's about to bust up my backroom bootlegger business.
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I remember Mike Moore from the '89 Oakland A's described as a flamethrower with a 92 mph fastball.
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I generally don't use it, because if artists and filmmakers say they don't like it then that's how I'll watch their product. But for some reason when it's accidentally on, I don't mind it...
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So I know I'm an outlier here but generally I like motion smoothing. I don't know why I do.

But not for sports!!!!
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Yeah this blew up. I reflected as to why and it's cuz I stopped using my nerdy sense of humor after the bad site went to hell. Also how's the hubs? Nervous for tonight?
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I closed out and went home in the time it took for another half inning lol
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When I was playing music all the time us guitarists had a motto about taking solos and making mistakes.

"If you play a bad note, play it three or four more times and everyone will think you did it on purpose and it rules."
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I've been awake for like 19 straight hours I want to go home 😂😆
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Ken Burns is going to have to make another chapter of his baseball documentary for this one game
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I'm on the East Coast so it's after midnight. I might have to help melt the ice and wash some glasses lmao
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I may have to help close the bar
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I stopped at the bar to watch the end of this game cuz I figured it would end very quickly. I'm still sitting here.
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This is number two and I was only supposed to have one
Levante cloudy and cumbersome New England IPA
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I stopped at the bar to watch the end of this game cuz I figured it would end very quickly. I'm still sitting here.
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When you come into the game and you're not feeling too well does anyone ever tell you, "sounds like someone needed to warm up more in the bullpen?"

Gilbert: No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that man.
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Logan Gilbert looks like Lawrence from Office Space's brother