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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite

@akaharriet.bsky.social

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A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · May 17

Sometimes you realize you’re a 40 something white woman on your way to a Pilates class carrying the tote bag of a local book store and you’re like…. Oh. Yes. I see now how this happens.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1h

you would think!!!

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1h

lolllll. I got sooooo many calls about my car’s expiring warranty and I was like “I just don’t know how to tell you guys I’ve never owned a car in the US. you’re wasting your time!”

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2h

lolllllll

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2h

oh I get these all the time, but this one was just to me.

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2h

lol

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2h

very funny to me to get this (obviously spam) final notice about EZ Pass from New York when:

- I don’t have a car
- it’s coming from a +44 phone number, which i happen to know off the top of my head is the UK.

it’s one of those fake EZ Pass texts. I’m not typing the whole thing out. blah blah blah pay now at this fake URL.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 5h

got my new dental insurance card and went to add my current dentist to it and... their website is gone, and they are no longer listed with the insurance. I was there two weeks ago?? I have a check up scheduled for December???? this seems odd???????

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 21h

he is simply a gem

PragerU (barf face emoji) has tweeted "men can't get pregnant" and Ben Doyle (Ben Jetlag) has RT'ed it adding "hey dennis prager go type my name into ao3"

stills from the show Jet Lag: The Game. Ben and Adam are cheersing with drinks. Ben says "Today on the Snack Zone, we are having liquor. Cheers. I hope Sam's train blows up."

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 22h

I want to do one tbh

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 23h

although: congrats on your puzzle box, Amy, that was extremely cool and fun looking #jetlag15

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 23h

AGONY #jetlag15

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

❤️ it’s okay the show has no prize and I like everyone and want everyone to win, I just want them all to do as well as they can lol

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so A N X I O U S #jetlag15

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

exactly

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

when I say “not to be a huge bitch, BUT—“ I am about to say something truly off-the-charts mean. heretofor undreamt of levels of mean. unburdening the bitchiest levels of meanness in my mean little soul.

come sit by me I promise it will be sooooo entertaining.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

rather than horoscopes or HP houses 🤢 @mistresscurvy.bsky.social and I are defining ourselves as Jet Lag players. I'm an Adam with Ben rising (anxious, but I enjoy lying when it's funny) and she's Sam with Adam rising (her choices were correct even if they didn't work out & she loves a plan)

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Linnea Hartspooker @linneaharts.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote a trilogy of novels published by HarperCollins about a brother and sister caught on opposite sides of the war to unite Viking Age Norway.

Today is my birthday and if you are inclined to share this, it would be a lovely present!

The first: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-half-d...

The Half-Drowned King|Paperback

"Linnea Hartsuyker brings myth and legend roaring to life in this superbly good page-turning saga of Viking-era Norway. The book’s fiercest magic shines in the characters of Ragnvald and Svanhil...

www.barnesandnoble.com

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

yet again completely stressed out over an episode of jet lag despite there being no prize AND liking everyone and wanting them all to do well

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

Ember gets it!!!!!

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

he is ferocious 🥹

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

mighty hunters making sure you don’t go to bed hungry

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 1d

I certainly didn’t leave three springs on my bed this morning so they must have carried them up onto my bed to nap with

two black cats napping on a gray comforter. they have three brightly colored spring toys around them.

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2d

"it's good to have someone sort of network AT you [at a party], if you're very introverted, and they're not. ...because I don't like talking to people or leaving my apartment. I find it very stressful, and you like it." -- ben jetlag on how he met adam

iajs that is literally how I met my gf

Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 2d

I had a purring lap cat and a cup of tea and I felt like a person. today is none of that.