Linnea Hartspooker
@linneaharts.bsky.social
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Linnea Hartsuyker. Author of THE GOLDEN WOLF TRILOGY from Harper Collins. She/her. Fiber arts, cooking, rowing, shipwrecks, web engineering, New Hampshire, SFF, fandom https://www.harpercollins.com/collections/books-by-linnea-hartsuyker
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Hi new followers! I am an author of historical fiction about Vikings. My trilogy THE GOLDEN WOLF SAGA is published by HarperCollins in the US and you can buy them wherever books are sold. Or request them from your library! www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
The Golden Wolf Saga
One of Open Letter's Best Books of 2019 The fates of Ragnvald and his sister Svanhild unfold to their stunning conclusion in this riveting final volume in The Golden Wolf Saga, a trilogy that conjures...
www.harpercollins.com
linneaharts.bsky.social
Oh, I misread the tone as a threat.

But it still kind of is
linneaharts.bsky.social
Holy wow I need to watch the whole thing (link down thread)

"HORT" had me LOLing
artofchira.bsky.social
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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moryan.bsky.social
If you're watching the situation in Chicago from afar & want to help, on the off chance you have spare $$, you can give to the Midwest Immigrant Bond Fund, which posts "bond for individuals held in the custody of ICE w ties to IL, IN, KY & WI who cannot afford to pay"
www.mibfc.org/helpusgrow
How to Help MIBFC — Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
linneaharts.bsky.social
Up to! Could be less than 0!
linneaharts.bsky.social
Probably too young for my soon to be 47yo self, but I would only wear it around the house, or mayyyyyybe in a hotel lobby if I were traveling and up early
linneaharts.bsky.social
I feel like it needs a blanket or leggings if it's chilly
linneaharts.bsky.social
Our horrible US president said that they'd captured the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
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nhmarf.bsky.social
Hey everyone! Summer is winding down and so is yard sale season. If you have things to clear out of your space, we want them!

These items are our biggest needs right now; clothing is a top priority for our stores in the valley! Check out our website to find your nearest drop box location.
linneaharts.bsky.social
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
linneaharts.bsky.social
Yet again people confusing "this is not for me" with "this is morally wrong and not art"
linneaharts.bsky.social
She's always been cringe! I say this as a fan! It's part of her appeal for a lot of people, saying her cringe thoughts out loud.

And this kind of criticism makes me wonder, what amount of money is the right amount to have to sing about someone's dick?
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johngcole.bsky.social
today I learned that frequent masturbation is associated with a reduced risk of prostate cancer so shout out to Hugh Hefner who may have added years to my life in the 80's.

www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/...
Ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer - Harvard Health
Research into the connections between sexual activity and prostate cancer....
www.health.harvard.edu
linneaharts.bsky.social
My 14yo niece hates it, I'm happy to say
linneaharts.bsky.social
Agreed. It started good but then gave LLMs (I think) a lot of unwarranted credit. They don't make anyone a better thinker; there's mounting evidence they make people worse
linneaharts.bsky.social
You can nap on me, highland cow!

(But, like, carefully.)
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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amyhoy.bsky.social
any random moderately successful small restaurant creates 20 jobs

imagine how many little businesses that $38 million could spawn if we *correctly* allocated that capital to *actual job producers* (which are always small business)