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It’s me, AK Lingus. I wrote a book called The Secret Chord, and it is available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DFVM23H2. Opinions here are mine alone. He/him. Avatar by @mattielubchansky.com
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Some personal news: four years ago I wrote a short novel entitled The Secret Chord, and today it is available to buy on the Amazon Kindle store. Please do check it out www.amazon.com/dp/B0DFVM23H2
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RHCP are obnoxious in party song mode and at their best when they’re emotionally affecting (eg Soul To Squeeze), which is why I have Scar Tissue on my phone, and Steal My Sunshine is just a good song
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My iTunes just shuffled from Steal My Sunshine to Scar Tissue, which I would bet my life was an exact ten minute block on WHFS in the summer of 1999
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Nobody wins quite like a Philadelphia team, and nobody collapses on itself like a dying star quite like a Philadelphia team
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They’re not going to trade him, but it’s wild as hell it’s even being rumored eight months after they won the fucking Super Bowl bsky.app/profile/dian...
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The Eagles will continue to insist they have no plans to trade star receiver A.J. Brown. 



But one AFC GM I spoke with has his doubts.

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lol I wrote that and then got the year wrong (it’s 1981), really hoisted myself by my own petard
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If you think you’ve got better things to do on this fine Saturday morning than to watch the Pee Wee Herman HBO special from 1984, guess what? You’re wrong, stupid youtu.be/VbhZZnIRPOI?...
The Pee-Wee Herman Show - Live at the Roxy Theater 1981
YouTube video by The Spirit of 1976
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a movie about a guy who objectively whips ass
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every Mariners team is inherently likeable but this one is unbelievably likeable
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The History of the Seattle Mariners owns on its creative merits, and because it teaches us two important lessons: 1) the Republican Party sucks ass, and 2) fuck the motherfucking Yankees
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featuring commentary with Jon, Alex, Ken Griffey Jr., Felix Hernandez, and Mr. Jello bsky.app/profile/aaro...
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If the Mariners win the World Series Criterion needs to put out a 4K of HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS
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Any World Series combination that does not involve the Dodgers would be extremely awesome
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Condolences to my Tigers fan friends, they played their asses off in the postseason and will very likely be back again
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swinging on a full count to win the series, I love this fucking game
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A mutual just called this punishment, and I’m like what are you talking about! This isn’t June, one of these teams’ season ends when this game does
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Every swing Raleigh has made since like the 3rd has been for the fences
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Just put on the 8/27/72 Dark Star, maybe the greatest Dead jam, wonder if the game will be over when THIS finishes (it’s about 32 minutes and segues into the funniest song imaginable)
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Playoff baseball is so great because everyone is complaining about what is objectively a tremendously entertaining and exciting game because they start all these fucking games at night
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to be clear: I would not bet on it, I just think it would be extremely funny
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Harold Reynolds just relived both his playing and broadcasting careers
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honestly how funny would it be if the winner of this game wins like 13-4 in Toronto on Sunday
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You cannot ask for a better throw on a steal attempt than that. Think I’m gonna have to find another Dead jam to put on lol