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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉

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I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek. I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 3m

Like I know giant corporations aren't your friend but at the same time...
Come on.

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 10h

NEW SCREENSHOT HAS EMERGED FROM THE FAMOUS LOST MEDIA 'THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MARY ELESTIA'

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 10h

New Trek has this really obnoxious obsession with jokes about the captain needing a personalised catchphrase for going to warp, which makes absolutely no sense to me.
Picard said 'engage' because he was ordering them to engage the warp core. It's not some clever catchphase he workshopped!

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 10h

NEW SCREENSHOT HAS EMERGED FROM THE FAMOUS LOST MEDIA 'THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MARY ELESTIA'

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 11h

You're Beautiful by James Blunt is an obnoxious, whiney, pretentious incel anthem.
YES I'm 20 years late with this but I'm right.

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 16h

...So that guy's definitely going to wring out as much donation money as he can before he fades into obscurity then just acquiesce to GW's demands, right? #warhammer

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🎃Spoop🎃 @spoonfayse.bsky.social · 23d

I am not immune to fake anime screenshot nonsense lol

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Banda @bandaalarga.bsky.social · 4d

#doctorwho #art

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 20h

And if you get to go to heaven, eternal paradise no less, does Saint Peter sidle up to you and go 'hey sooo... bad news first... you ARE getting conscripted to fight in a war...'

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 20h

I don't vibe with fiction where there's a war between heaven and hell. Like, what are you getting out of it if you're fighting for hell?

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 3d

Live in 10 minutes with more Beyond Dark Souls or whatever this piece of shit is called. Expect more WORLD CLASS zingers like this! www.twitch.tv/alastairft/c...

AlastairFT - Ahaha no but we have fun here don't we

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 1d

I don't understand the hate the Space Wolves colour scheme gets. You've got no problem with the lime green ones, the bright yellow ones, the evil ones that wear neon pink... it's the ice blue ones that bother you?

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 1d

And it's not just my current computer that does this, EVERY computer I've owned or used with USB3 support is like this.
Genuinely crap.

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 1d

It always starts off strong like hooooOOOOOLLLY SHIT HERE WE GOOOOO and then it nosedives and just wobbles along molasses slow.

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 1d

I think USB 3 must be one of the greatest cons in computing history. Manufacturers always boast that it can transfer files at unfathomable speeds and then it's just this:

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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · Feb 21

It’s way easier to tell who’s been with the company for longer when the masks come off ✏️💀👹🤘🐐

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 1d

'The Riyadh Comedy Festival' sounds like a plotpoint in a Carry On film

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 2d

'Alright Akira, the theme for this horror game needs to encapsulate the themes of delusion, guilt, longing, gynophobia and the ethics of euthanasia'
'Britpop banger, got it.'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3P...

Theme of Laura

YouTube video by Akira Yamaoka - Topic

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d

Hey I tried to whip up a moral panic against you and now people are being mean to me. Can you please accept total responsibility for the behavior of a bunch of strangers and also admit it's your fault I'm being yelled at?

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Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe great-grandfather

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 2d

In this sci-fi story I'm writing set in the early 22nd century, I'm determined to have a character say 'f in chat' and explain that it's something their grandfather used to say and they have no idea where it comes from or what it means beyond a general expression of sympathy.

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 3d

The ghost got money out of an ATM and the game acts like Elliot Page is a monster for taking it.
Like... it's an ATM? Who cares?

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 3d

This game it's like... it's got the RHYTHMS of a story where things happen but just... nothing happens.

Aaaah! lastairFT 🍉 @alastairft.bsky.social · 3d

Never been fussed about Star Wars Visions. They got all these prestigious studios and the best any of them seem to be able to come up with is 'what if there was a weird lightsabre?'

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 3d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Sara McH 🤧 covid mode @saramchenry.bsky.social · Mar 30

LGBTQ

Lisan al GaiB: The QuisatzHaderach in rainbow colors

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