AlastairFT 🍉
@alastairft.bsky.social
I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek.
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
Steam is better than Epic for innumerous reasons, one of which I've just realised is, Steam's billionaire CEO doesn't come off like a massive dickhead at every opportunity.
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Steam is better than Epic for innumerous reasons, one of which I've just realised is, Steam's billionaire CEO doesn't come off like a massive dickhead at every opportunity.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Using the thumbstick as a mouse cursor.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Using the thumbstick as a mouse cursor.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
I don't know if Destiny invented it but I'm fairly certain it's to blame for popularising it.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Any word on Seth Green's NFT ape show?
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Any word on Seth Green's NFT ape show?
Went to a very busy shop to get my brother a birthday present today, I got a sense of palpable relief from the retail worker when I said that I didn't have an account.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Went to a very busy shop to get my brother a birthday present today, I got a sense of palpable relief from the retail worker when I said that I didn't have an account.
Generations are fake, invented to sow division and keep you distracted for objectively bullshit reasons.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Generations are fake, invented to sow division and keep you distracted for objectively bullshit reasons.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
You want to tell me two people born in 81 and 96 have more in common with with two people born in 96 and 97?
They're playing you for FOOLS darling.
The 6th generation of consoles was the golden age of video game story twists. KOTOR, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Halo, Second Sight...
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The 6th generation of consoles was the golden age of video game story twists. KOTOR, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Halo, Second Sight...
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
It was an age when big-budget video game storytelling was really starting to grow legs and it's hard not to feel like we've gone backwards since.
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Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
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GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
This year I'm thankful to Vshojo for letting me join their wonderful organisation.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This year I'm thankful to Vshojo for letting me join their wonderful organisation.
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We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK, we only have The Feast Day of Kralduun the Undying, where we exhume the bones of our ancestors and arrange them into a headdress so we can cast the incantations needed to banish the Dark Warriors of Malkhein.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK, we only have The Feast Day of Kralduun the Undying, where we exhume the bones of our ancestors and arrange them into a headdress so we can cast the incantations needed to banish the Dark Warriors of Malkhein.
Every single Blender video starts with 'BLENDER JUST CHANGED THE INDUSTRY... FOREVER! THIS REALLY IS A GAME-CHANGER THAT'S GOING TO REVOLUTIONISE THE WAY WE etc etc'. if I wanted pointless sycophantic blithering I'd ask ChatGPT, just tell me how much shinier the cubes are.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every single Blender video starts with 'BLENDER JUST CHANGED THE INDUSTRY... FOREVER! THIS REALLY IS A GAME-CHANGER THAT'S GOING TO REVOLUTIONISE THE WAY WE etc etc'. if I wanted pointless sycophantic blithering I'd ask ChatGPT, just tell me how much shinier the cubes are.
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I've officially joined Vshojo!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've officially joined Vshojo!!
We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK, we only have The Feast Day of Kralduun the Undying, where we exhume the bones of our ancestors and arrange them into a headdress so we can cast the incantations needed to banish the Dark Warriors of Malkhein.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We don't have Thanksgiving in the UK, we only have The Feast Day of Kralduun the Undying, where we exhume the bones of our ancestors and arrange them into a headdress so we can cast the incantations needed to banish the Dark Warriors of Malkhein.
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I think if the far-right gave Doctor Who a chance they'd quite like it. After all, this season just gone had fine messages like 'don't question the secret police' and 'ethnic cleansing victims should be more polite'.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think if the far-right gave Doctor Who a chance they'd quite like it. After all, this season just gone had fine messages like 'don't question the secret police' and 'ethnic cleansing victims should be more polite'.
The tranquiliser crossbow in Deus Ex is fascinatingly useless. You silently hit someone in the neck from 100 feet away in the shadows, and they run around screaming 'HE'S THERE HE'S THERE' and everyone on the map instantly knows your exact location.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The tranquiliser crossbow in Deus Ex is fascinatingly useless. You silently hit someone in the neck from 100 feet away in the shadows, and they run around screaming 'HE'S THERE HE'S THERE' and everyone on the map instantly knows your exact location.
I've officially joined Vshojo!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've officially joined Vshojo!!
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Everyone pines for the Tarantino Star Trek film but real talk I reckon it would have been crap. I genuinely can't think of a worse fit for a Star Trek movie.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Everyone pines for the Tarantino Star Trek film but real talk I reckon it would have been crap. I genuinely can't think of a worse fit for a Star Trek movie.
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Still baffling that the big idea in Doom The Dark Ages was to remove glory kills and replace them with just sort of flailing in front of demons until they fall apart like a Mr Potato Head.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Still baffling that the big idea in Doom The Dark Ages was to remove glory kills and replace them with just sort of flailing in front of demons until they fall apart like a Mr Potato Head.
Always been confused and annoyed by the people that think the fantasy genre has hard-and-fast rules that MUST be obeyed.
'You can't just do whatever you want, this is fantasy!'
'You can't just do whatever you want, this is fantasy!'
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Always been confused and annoyed by the people that think the fantasy genre has hard-and-fast rules that MUST be obeyed.
'You can't just do whatever you want, this is fantasy!'
'You can't just do whatever you want, this is fantasy!'
Come destroy the government with me! www.twitch.tv/alastairft
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Come destroy the government with me! www.twitch.tv/alastairft