AlastairFT 🍉
@alastairft.bsky.social
I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek.
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't have much in the way of voice claims for my OC's, but I know exactly what this guy sounds like
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
youtu.be/7aCEe9MYdvM?...
I've officially joined Vshojo!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've officially joined Vshojo!!
Come destroy the government with me! www.twitch.tv/alastairft
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Come destroy the government with me! www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Between Halo 2 and 3, the Master Chief's gloves magically lose two bumps even though they're set like twenty minutes apart and I know it shouldn't bother me but it REALLY DOES
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Between Halo 2 and 3, the Master Chief's gloves magically lose two bumps even though they're set like twenty minutes apart and I know it shouldn't bother me but it REALLY DOES
Ah man, it sucks to hear Udo Kier has passed. The man had an incredible career but to me he will always, before anything else, be Yuri from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. At once perfectly underplayed, sinister and camp, he understood the assignment perfectly.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ah man, it sucks to hear Udo Kier has passed. The man had an incredible career but to me he will always, before anything else, be Yuri from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. At once perfectly underplayed, sinister and camp, he understood the assignment perfectly.
Me when I'm trying to move the subject on from that one FromSoft game but I can't remember the title:
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me when I'm trying to move the subject on from that one FromSoft game but I can't remember the title:
Regarding my earlier statement that 'the government is unquestionably good and has never done anything wrong'...
twitch.tv/alastairft
twitch.tv/alastairft
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Regarding my earlier statement that 'the government is unquestionably good and has never done anything wrong'...
twitch.tv/alastairft
twitch.tv/alastairft
... Or you could just get a voice actor...
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
... Or you could just get a voice actor...
giant monsters ("aah")
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
giant monsters ("aah")
This gangster starts dissing your fly girl wyd
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This gangster starts dissing your fly girl wyd
G-Dubz have always had a problem with making space marine running poses, they always look like they're tripping over, but the current Titus model might be the worst example of it.
Add to that the very faint resemblance to the actual character and it's just not a good model.
Add to that the very faint resemblance to the actual character and it's just not a good model.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
G-Dubz have always had a problem with making space marine running poses, they always look like they're tripping over, but the current Titus model might be the worst example of it.
Add to that the very faint resemblance to the actual character and it's just not a good model.
Add to that the very faint resemblance to the actual character and it's just not a good model.
Joseph Manderly threatens to move UNATCO HQ out of New York after Mamdani wins; doesn't. twitch.tv/alastairft
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Joseph Manderly threatens to move UNATCO HQ out of New York after Mamdani wins; doesn't. twitch.tv/alastairft
Goldar has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Goldar has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
This guy's out here causing problems on purpose
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This guy's out here causing problems on purpose
It's funny the thing you happen across; I had to google just now to remember if the bone that connects to your foot is the tibia or the femur, and in doing so, I learned about a 25-year-old, apparently very popular MMO I've literally never heard of.
Any Tibia die-hards around?
Any Tibia die-hards around?
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's funny the thing you happen across; I had to google just now to remember if the bone that connects to your foot is the tibia or the femur, and in doing so, I learned about a 25-year-old, apparently very popular MMO I've literally never heard of.
Any Tibia die-hards around?
Any Tibia die-hards around?
And episode 4 lol lmao etc
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And episode 4 lol lmao etc
My notes stop halfway through and pick up only for the final episode because memorising things that happened in this season actively drained my sentience.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My notes stop halfway through and pick up only for the final episode because memorising things that happened in this season actively drained my sentience.
I don't remember if I ever posted my notes on Discovery season 5. With the perfunctory Starfleet Academy show starting soon, figured I may as well. For STD's myriad sins, at least it had such boisterous overconfidence in its own bullshit that it was sort of fun to yell at... until season 5; SNORE.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don't remember if I ever posted my notes on Discovery season 5. With the perfunctory Starfleet Academy show starting soon, figured I may as well. For STD's myriad sins, at least it had such boisterous overconfidence in its own bullshit that it was sort of fun to yell at... until season 5; SNORE.
JC DENTON GOES TO THE POLES TO GET MAJESTIC 12 OUT OF OFFICE! twitch.tv/alastairft
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
JC DENTON GOES TO THE POLES TO GET MAJESTIC 12 OUT OF OFFICE! twitch.tv/alastairft
They funded Kobep Nnecehb with just $12.39?! in *1902*?! Yo that sounds a fuck of a lot more interesting than 'ooh I'm sad because time's going fast'
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They funded Kobep Nnecehb with just $12.39?! in *1902*?! Yo that sounds a fuck of a lot more interesting than 'ooh I'm sad because time's going fast'
I turn 30 tomorrow so if you don't watch every SINGLE millisecond of this stream I will know AND cry about it. Can you live with that? www.twitch.tv/alastairft
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I turn 30 tomorrow so if you don't watch every SINGLE millisecond of this stream I will know AND cry about it. Can you live with that? www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Caused some puntkims
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Caused some puntkims
I've neither played nor cared about Animal Crossing in the slightest since the DS one.
But I KNOW Resetti would NEVER introduce himself by saying 'uh, hello.'
But I KNOW Resetti would NEVER introduce himself by saying 'uh, hello.'
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I've neither played nor cared about Animal Crossing in the slightest since the DS one.
But I KNOW Resetti would NEVER introduce himself by saying 'uh, hello.'
But I KNOW Resetti would NEVER introduce himself by saying 'uh, hello.'