👻 Costumes by Allison
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Public programs at Ackland Art Museum (UNC) | UNC musicology PhD '11 (Einstein & modernism) | double bass/gamba | little kid mom | MBC lifer | food and flower garden-obsessed | she/her |
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Oh goddammit I only made it to the second song in the list. 🎺
Screenshot of old tweet with the following text:


*tries to learn someone's name*
Brain: no we are at capacity
Me: with what?
Brain: Angela, Pamela, Sandra & Rita
Me: Those arent real people those are
Mambo no. 5 lyrics
Brain: A little bit of MONICA in my life
Me: please stop
Brain: ThE TrUmPeTs
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Really impressive anthem at the top of the Bears game.
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We sing “Always Something There to Remind Me” at bedtime so we watched the music video. 6yo was astonished at the newspapers (“I’ve only seen them in tv”!) and had no idea what the phones were. youtu.be/lVrELhxOFnM?...
Naked Eyes - Always Something There To Remind Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Chrysalis Records
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Jar of bubbles! (When 8 yo was 1yo)
Little red felt pinafore (?) with Marcel Bubble written in a white oval and hand sewn plastic clear bubbles at the neck.
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How to make a round glassy lizard eyeball? Finally use the hoarded plastic globes from the 1yo “jar of bubbles” costume. Well, tbd.
Screenshot of green gecko with glassy round eyeball
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Ok now how do we make a human child wearing a hoodie have a lizard shaped head? 🦎 And can it be accomplished with poster board, felt, and brads?
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But first — green anole suction hands??
Pair of kids bright green gloves with small clear suction cups on the fingers.
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It’s better if you also know I’ve been a cupcakes, peas (to my friend’s carrots), a strawberry, a pineapple, a pumpkin, a lemon slice, and various other food related items (Ina!) just in my adult costume life.
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Finally found the perfect Halloween costume for this year.
Photo of blob a food waste with a face and glasses, aka Marjory the Trash Heap from the Fraggles.
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Hopefully our Girl Scout narrators will steal the show. 🤞
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Yeah my first thought was Benjamin Britten needs to apologize to ME. (We’re playing Young Person’s Guide for the children’s concert 😩 next weekend!)
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Did you think Kansas State gained more fans from Somebody Somewhere?
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Like Linda’s, but not as great.
Pile of cheese covered sweet potato tots on foil, on a wooden tray next to a white ramekin of ranch dressing.
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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Same with ENCANTO but that look until one of the final songs. 😂
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Watching MUFASA for movie night. Immediately knew it was Lin-Manuel Miranda with the RENT reference (allusion? hint?) in one song.
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My faves in the horny Millennial genre are Pony by Genuwine and Rude Boy by Rihanna.
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Picture Day (solo parenting, day 5): 8yo has chosen a mismatched outfit (including two different socks) just to spite me. 6yo ASKED for a haircut last night and willingly sat for one. The shorter hair she woke up with is curly.
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The TOOTH FERRY II needs a bottle of champagne tonight. ⛴️ 🦷
Me holding the tooth ferry on its side so you can read TOOTH FERRY II. It’s a small wooden boat with a blue bottom, and black, yellow, and red accents. The tooth sits atop the ship’s stack (?) as seen from above. The ferry is right outside 6yo’s door.
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Just got my covid and flu shots from a nurse telling me about alternative cancer therapies including ivermectin. 🙃
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Imagine a violin shaped nacho tray that’s right there next to your face. 👌