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aRealHumanBartender

@alltomato1717.bsky.social

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genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴‍☠️ she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1h

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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I like these!!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

slightly less whumpy bc we all need a *little joy* but still she whumps
@ofmdwhump.bsky.social

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 5h

JD McPherson

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6u1Y...

JD McPherson - "Shining Like Gold" [Official Audio]

YouTube video by New West Records

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 5h

Better watch your toes, babe, dancing real closе
Watch me go, babe, shining like gold
Shining likе gold

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 21h

oh no! What a dick. The rug is cool af - ignore the hater🤬

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 22h

a bunch of crickets chirping in a desert with mountains in the background

ALT: a bunch of crickets chirping in a desert with mountains in the background

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

my husband just texted a list of food places he’s driving by later to see if I wanted anything for lunch. The last word was sweetheart, and I thought oh, cute. (not in his vocab). Then he texts “sweetgreen! meant sweetgreen” 🙄

a group of women are sitting at a table eating salads and one woman is saying salads .

ALT: a group of women are sitting at a table eating salads and one woman is saying salads .

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

slightly less whumpy bc we all need a *little joy* but still she whumps
@ofmdwhump.bsky.social

AO3:

archiveofourown.org/works/72180386

New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

Day 10

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

When we use powder or gel in our Bosch we get a water tap error message and have to reset it. I do not love this machine!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

Is it a Bosch? Our Bosch will
sometimes leave a lingering smell of the soap but not so much the taste. I think this is because it can only use those dw pods which have a powerful smell😩

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes when he barks he literally says “woof”
(basic bitch)

image of small mutt with brown head and white body on a sofa. tags with identifying details have been blurred out. he thinks he’s fancy

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

finger-styled mop love

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

oh lucky you and lucky them! Have fun💓

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

Good company!! Happiest of birthdays to you!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

Damn, that’s a lot! I applaud you and also wish you many ibuprofen and warm blankies. 💓💓💓

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

hmmm that’s a good q

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

FeLT

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

the vibes are so quiet lately, I agree. I swear even though there’s not supposed to be an algorithm to bsky, it rewards frequent posting. It’s not you🫂

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

Dunks decked OUT in Salem, MA
photo by @hellosalem on IG

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

Glough-chester - every time my NY parents say Gloucester. Like, guys, its Gl-OW-sta

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

omg to this!💓

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

ahhh