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aRealHumanBartender

@alltomato1717.bsky.social

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genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴‍☠️ she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 8h

🫂🫂🫂

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 12h

When we use powder or gel in our Bosch we get a water tap error message and have to reset it. I do not love this machine!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 12h

Is it a Bosch? Our Bosch will
sometimes leave a lingering smell of the soap but not so much the taste. I think this is because it can only use those dw pods which have a powerful smell😩

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 12h

sometimes when he barks he literally says “woof”
(basic bitch)

image of small mutt with brown head and white body on a sofa. tags with identifying details have been blurred out. he thinks he’s fancy

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 13h

finger-styled mop love

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 15h

oh lucky you and lucky them! Have fun💓

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 15h

Good company!! Happiest of birthdays to you!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 16h

Damn, that’s a lot! I applaud you and also wish you many ibuprofen and warm blankies. 💓💓💓

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 17h

hmmm that’s a good q

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18h

FeLT

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18h

the vibes are so quiet lately, I agree. I swear even though there’s not supposed to be an algorithm to bsky, it rewards frequent posting. It’s not you🫂

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18h

Dunks decked OUT in Salem, MA
photo by @hellosalem on IG

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 18h

🫂🫂

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 21h

Glough-chester - every time my NY parents say Gloucester. Like, guys, its Gl-OW-sta

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 21h

omg to this!💓

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 21h

ahhh

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 22h

pity party at my house - once again - birthday weekend plans I made MONTHS ago have been hijacked by bullshittery. Might rent an air bnb on the beach by myself for the week and listen to loud music, eat lobster and watch the tide come up to the back door🤷🏻‍♀️