aRealHumanBartender
@alltomato1717.bsky.social
genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴☠️
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
she/her
https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender
so much dumb domestic shit to do today but let me tell you I’ll be turning over this insane story idea I had last night while I do most of it🤣
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
so much dumb domestic shit to do today but let me tell you I’ll be turning over this insane story idea I had last night while I do most of it🤣
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in your 40s there will be a flag and it’s very important to know that is means death
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
in your 40s there will be a flag and it’s very important to know that is means death
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Random shuffle tryin to kill me here
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Random shuffle tryin to kill me here
The mom in me is so strong that seeing Rhys’ insta at all those places in Vegas I’m not like omg he’s so cute, I’m like omg Rhysie don’t get the flu🙄🤣😷
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The mom in me is so strong that seeing Rhys’ insta at all those places in Vegas I’m not like omg he’s so cute, I’m like omg Rhysie don’t get the flu🙄🤣😷
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November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I have an hour to write but my brain is couscous from heavy duty antibiotics etc. - are there November prompts circulating?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have an hour to write but my brain is couscous from heavy duty antibiotics etc. - are there November prompts circulating?
I think we should have a party. Idk how. But it’s been a YEAR and everyone still
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I think we should have a party. Idk how. But it’s been a YEAR and everyone still
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
What fictional creature traumatized you as a child?
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What fictional creature traumatized you as a child?
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
fucking Madame
(I really really don’t like puppets)
look at my pretty little grandmother and her beautiful sisters💓
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
look at my pretty little grandmother and her beautiful sisters💓
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
(she is the baby, all the way to the left)
at Waikiki Beach in Salem
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
at Waikiki Beach in Salem
Saw a social media post from National Museum Ireland that the Sheela na Gig were out of storage and on display, then same night saw one stitched into a garment on “the Change,” so please enjoy some of my favorite things:
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Saw a social media post from National Museum Ireland that the Sheela na Gig were out of storage and on display, then same night saw one stitched into a garment on “the Change,” so please enjoy some of my favorite things:
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
(PJ Harvey and the Sheela na Gig)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjY...
selfie checkpoint, repost with a selfie to proceed.
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
selfie checkpoint, repost with a selfie to proceed.
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
I’m never cute and I never selfie but here is a sketch my daughter made of me when she was younger that gives you an accurate picture🤣 Stripes! Eyebags!
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FallFrontFriday but it’s a pop-up book.
a woman in glasses is looking at a book in a library
ALT: a woman in glasses is looking at a book in a library
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
FallFrontFriday but it’s a pop-up book.
Basement bar vibes where a Shaeffer light flickers, someone breaks over the worn green felt pool table, a shirley temple sits next to a red-eye and a blue lady and the wood stove competes with Kent lites to fill the room w/smoke. (rip LB gone waaay too soon)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuY...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuY...
Daydream Blues
YouTube video by Luke Bell - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Basement bar vibes where a Shaeffer light flickers, someone breaks over the worn green felt pool table, a shirley temple sits next to a red-eye and a blue lady and the wood stove competes with Kent lites to fill the room w/smoke. (rip LB gone waaay too soon)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuY...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuY...
More entertaining news fro
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
More entertaining news fro
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
the Shellfish Constables (this is fucking real ISTG) Karl’s cousin Steven really stuck it to him:
this should really be daily viewing for perfectly calibrated mental health
One of my OG OFMD Edits -- Classic Hit.
Leggy leggy leggy leggy. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKif...
Leggy leggy leggy leggy. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKif...
Our Flag Means Death - "Leggy Blonde"
YouTube video by Ashley B (Buttons)
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
this should really be daily viewing for perfectly calibrated mental health
if Lucius were captain of the Revenge, I feel like everyone would be outfitted like so (“Adriatic Sailors” by Slim Aarons, 1956)
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
if Lucius were captain of the Revenge, I feel like everyone would be outfitted like so (“Adriatic Sailors” by Slim Aarons, 1956)
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This story means the world to me. This is the beach I was standing on when the idea for this fic popped into my head almost fully formed.
Gower is such a beautiful part of the world and it was so joyful being able to bring Ed and Stede here for a time
Gower is such a beautiful part of the world and it was so joyful being able to bring Ed and Stede here for a time
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This story means the world to me. This is the beach I was standing on when the idea for this fic popped into my head almost fully formed.
Gower is such a beautiful part of the world and it was so joyful being able to bring Ed and Stede here for a time
Gower is such a beautiful part of the world and it was so joyful being able to bring Ed and Stede here for a time
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Since everything is fucked with the settlement due to my old job putting my preferred name instead of legal name on my checks, my ‘relief’ isn’t going to happen for a while… open for comms.
5 USD minimalist, 8 USD minimalist shaded, 10 USD flat, 15 USD shaded.
OFMD preferred, but not necessary.
5 USD minimalist, 8 USD minimalist shaded, 10 USD flat, 15 USD shaded.
OFMD preferred, but not necessary.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Since everything is fucked with the settlement due to my old job putting my preferred name instead of legal name on my checks, my ‘relief’ isn’t going to happen for a while… open for comms.
5 USD minimalist, 8 USD minimalist shaded, 10 USD flat, 15 USD shaded.
OFMD preferred, but not necessary.
5 USD minimalist, 8 USD minimalist shaded, 10 USD flat, 15 USD shaded.
OFMD preferred, but not necessary.
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Still waiting. Still looking. Have had a few interviews but so far, no bites.
Any support is welcome, even just a reblog. I also do #OFMD commissions too or original characters or whatever you like! Going to be shoving this around for the next few days. Thanks for your kindness.
ko-fi.com/tresdem
Any support is welcome, even just a reblog. I also do #OFMD commissions too or original characters or whatever you like! Going to be shoving this around for the next few days. Thanks for your kindness.
ko-fi.com/tresdem
ko-fi.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Still waiting. Still looking. Have had a few interviews but so far, no bites.
Any support is welcome, even just a reblog. I also do #OFMD commissions too or original characters or whatever you like! Going to be shoving this around for the next few days. Thanks for your kindness.
ko-fi.com/tresdem
Any support is welcome, even just a reblog. I also do #OFMD commissions too or original characters or whatever you like! Going to be shoving this around for the next few days. Thanks for your kindness.
ko-fi.com/tresdem
he’s going to the grand prix! fun
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
he’s going to the grand prix! fun