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aRealHumanBartender

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genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot 🏴‍☠️ she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 9h

so good! tear jerkers!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 9h

and other delicacies
and delights
and fishing equipment

MANHATTAN
B. Bar and Grill

image of a bright sitting area with a fireplace and tables

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 10h

wait wuuuuuuuuuut

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 16h

understood

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 16h

oh god big same

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 17h

“You’re a terrible dancer.”

“That’s a lie. Besides, that wasn’t a dance. It was... an orbit.”

Ed loves that, actually.

(bit o’wip)

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

big time hugs. 🫂🫂🫂

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

It’s that yearly/monthly/weekly/daily/hourly moment of panic where you’re like omfg wtf am I doing with my life and then you get busy doing some dumb task (cooking? taking dogs out? paying bills?) and forget for a second then remember what are you doing with your life
(dumb tasks. that’s the answer)

a woman in a blue and white dress is laying on the floor with the words she 's not dead she 's just having

ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress is laying on the floor with the words she 's not dead she 's just having

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

omg! I thought I was being dramatic - that really IS smaler

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think I have tasted one in 10-15 years but I can totally see a body rejecting one!

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

🤣

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

candy circus peanuts
(runs away dramatically)

SATHERS®
2$100
or 59ce.
CIRCUS PEANUTS
CANDY
NET WT 2 OZ (Joy,

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

hats off to my random “for you” playlist today for this nugget. Sixteen year old me, catching a ride w the cool guy up the hill, one day swapping the always Jane’s for this & a briefing on husker du/the ‘mats - that kid had professor parents, I was his pet townie🚗

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Soul Asylum - Cartoon (1988) | IMVDb

'Cartoon' music video by Soul Asylum.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

happy birthday!!!!!

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

exorbitant cheese import tax

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

also, my guy, “can’t stop watching Tenet,” listens to podcast about Tenet, deconstructs Tenet like Lacan tackling “The Purloined Letter,” has little hearts doodled with I❤️Nolan (probs) - a fandom by any other name…

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I Can't Stop Watching 'Tenet,' And I Finally Know Why | Defector

I think it’s the drop that does it for me. It happens about three minutes into Tenet, when John David Washington, decked out in SWAT gear, gets ready to storm into an opera house in Kiev that’s being ...

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 1d

hobby: gouda

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Joe Humphrey | Writer and Artist @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 2d

Remember when we had Our Flag Means Death and the world seemed almost okay?

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

oh such a handsome guy - and a beautiful print.

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

I am a whore for a good, not too sweet, salty peanut butter cookie. Or a mascarpone fruit tart. Crepes with lemon creme and raspberries. The Pioneer Woman’s cold chocolate pie with graham cracker crust.

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

🥹

aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

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New Session | Archive of Our Own

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

night bump for day 6 whumptober fill! (Who did this to you?)

Break My Heart Sweetly
(read the tags, it whumps whumply but will eventually end so well)

A second set of scenes that take place before
Love in the Time of Pay Phones: Ed and Stede are at their motel. They have a revealing conversation.
Stede makes a decision.
Prompt for day 6: Who did this to you/comfort
Title from
John Moreland Break My Heart Sweetly
Thatcher's Island Twin Lights, Gloucester, Mass
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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 2d

he’s out of recovery and everything went as planned🥲 Thanks for all the good vibes his way 💓

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