Alpine Migrant
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Haute-Savoie, ex-Bristol. EU and UK citizen. Crypto-sceptic.
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Autumn colour muted by flat light
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Thanks for your submission.
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38 degrees viral camapign
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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Wall of green, above Cluses.
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Or indeed about NRA militias resisting Federal “tyranny”.
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Sid James as Morpheus would be quite a thing.

“Welcome, nyagaghahahhahah, to the real world, Neo. Neo, that’s yer name? Nayahhahhahahhaaha”
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A thread about a home-cooked dinner for eight people for hungry people.
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Right, eight guests tonight and I’m cooking a Lebanese-style dish.

Starting with pumpkin hummus. Which meant hacking up some pumpkin and roasting the crap out of it with a garlic, honey and olive oil marinade.
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Narrator: after twenty-four years and
ten house moves, it was not past it.

It was sensational.
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When cooking Lebanese, there’s really only one wine 🍷 one can decently consider.

This bottle may be past it, I dunno but I’ve had it for too long and it’s time.
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My Mum and Dad were young, frightened British kids at this time. And thank christ the US joined the righteous fight.

You, sir, are an ignorant twat.
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Chicken has landed. Just need to add the garnishes.
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And the pomegranate molasses
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Seven spice chicken is done, as is the cauliflower
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Better get the garnishes ready.
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And me, I’m having a classic daiquiri.

Because, why not?
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Oops, nearly forgot to put the Lebanese 🇱🇧 seven spice chicken in the oven.
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Question now, is what do I make for me, not least as our guests are going to be late.

Hmmm.
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Pauses to make cocktail for my amazing OH, she rocks.