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Alice Radley
@alradley.com
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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · Jun 9
This Demolition Man reboot is dogshit.
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ColdChef, an Undertaker. Booooo @coldchef.bsky.social · Jun 8
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
I didn’t even know John Rhys-Davies was LDS.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
She does make it look good, I can’t deny it.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h
She’s very wiggly, so she’d have launched a clothes pin at me 🙃
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h
To me, it’s no longer just a horseshoe, it’s a circle.

Hating Jews never really goes out of style. Left, right, up, down, it’s got a beat everybody can dance to. It really stinks, if I’m honest. I mean, I’m an atheist, but I’m culturally very Jewish. Antisemitism hurts.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h
And war sucks. Amen.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
It’s a hat for dogs to wear if they have trouble with loud noises.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
It’s the third thing I’ve tried, and the first that worked. Before that, I tried hooman stuff - headband, and scruuuuuunnnnnchie
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
My own two cats have definite bias against my dogs too :)
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
We had to buy Beans a hat that holds back her ears whilst she eat. We got tired of combing bits out of her hair.

And don’t you dare laugh. She has a soft, floofy dignity.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
She cannot sing. I’ve heard a few of her song. Awful.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
mr. burns from the simpsons is pointing at something with his finger
ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons is pointing at something with his finger
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 5h
Hey, as long as he dies, I don’t care.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 5h
THAT’S A SNOOT OF GREAT POWER
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 6h
THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE MR. BEAR.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 6h
THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU. YOU BOOP, BUT THEN YOU LOSE A FACE. NOT LOSE FACE, BUT LITERAL FACE LOSS.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 7h
PET YES, BOOP NO.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 7h
True!
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 7h
But that would have been delightful.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 7h
That if your girlfriend is in a coma, it’s really serious?
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 7h
Why is Trudeau slumming with this trash bin?
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d
chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report
After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 7h
EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT, JUST LIKE DOGGIES.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 8h
Ahhh.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 8h
YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN THE WOLVES SLEEP
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 8h
Ah! You’re a girl! I had always wondered, but didn’t ask.
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