ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
Undertaker, Overexplainer. Anonymortician. Memento moron. SubGenius. Failure is always an option. I have friends everywhere. I will likely let you down. Koupe tet boule kay!
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ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
· Nov 15
The Airbnb we’re staying at has questionable books on the shelves, but some of them are even autographed.
But I am a fan of potted plants that will last. Tall stands are expensive and cumbersome, and cut flowers just leave you with a bunch of cheap vases.
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
But I am a fan of potted plants that will last. Tall stands are expensive and cumbersome, and cut flowers just leave you with a bunch of cheap vases.
We don’t do flowers AT. ALL. Back in the day, my grandmother used to do flowers and it was backbreaking and not very profitable. Flowers are so finicky that I’m glad we don’t deal in them.
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
We don’t do flowers AT. ALL. Back in the day, my grandmother used to do flowers and it was backbreaking and not very profitable. Flowers are so finicky that I’m glad we don’t deal in them.
Gotta keep these babies in college!
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Gotta keep these babies in college!
“Oh, you’re good with money? Tell me more. Tell me how you save and make prudent investments.”
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“Oh, you’re good with money? Tell me more. Tell me how you save and make prudent investments.”
My only problem with this is that they have such nice costumes and such terrible masks. A little effort, people!
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
My only problem with this is that they have such nice costumes and such terrible masks. A little effort, people!
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
Famously, Ione Skye’s hair was blue, her teeth green.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Famously, Ione Skye’s hair was blue, her teeth green.
This painting is beautiful, but a little A24.
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This painting is beautiful, but a little A24.
You gave him the idea.
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You gave him the idea.
Tarping up the roof is a Louisiana sporting event.
January 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Tarping up the roof is a Louisiana sporting event.
Bad storms last night. At 5am, a friend‘s daughter was awakened by a crash. A tree fell and came through her wall. I got there as quickly as the could. Most of the damage is in one room.
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Bad storms last night. At 5am, a friend‘s daughter was awakened by a crash. A tree fell and came through her wall. I got there as quickly as the could. Most of the damage is in one room.
Is this what they mean by “put it where the sun don’t shine?”
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Is this what they mean by “put it where the sun don’t shine?”
I just looked up how much that bra costs and 👀!
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I just looked up how much that bra costs and 👀!
Cream Cheese Overload (which is frankly too much.)
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Cream Cheese Overload (which is frankly too much.)
Fair enough. I see your point.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Fair enough. I see your point.
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Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
I hate to take the side of an awful person, but she should be able to make three different orders.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I hate to take the side of an awful person, but she should be able to make three different orders.
Society’s hope lives in the love we share with each other and the comfort we bring to those most in need.
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Society’s hope lives in the love we share with each other and the comfort we bring to those most in need.
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)