ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
Undertaker, Overexplainer. Anonymortician. Memento moron. SubGenius. Failure is always an option. I have friends everywhere. I will likely let you down. Koupe tet boule kay!
You gave him the idea.
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You gave him the idea.
Tarping up the roof is a Louisiana sporting event.
January 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Tarping up the roof is a Louisiana sporting event.
Is this what they mean by “put it where the sun don’t shine?”
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Is this what they mean by “put it where the sun don’t shine?”
I just looked up how much that bra costs and 👀!
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I just looked up how much that bra costs and 👀!
Cream Cheese Overload (which is frankly too much.)
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Cream Cheese Overload (which is frankly too much.)
Fair enough. I see your point.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Fair enough. I see your point.
I hate to take the side of an awful person, but she should be able to make three different orders.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I hate to take the side of an awful person, but she should be able to make three different orders.
Society’s hope lives in the love we share with each other and the comfort we bring to those most in need.
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Society’s hope lives in the love we share with each other and the comfort we bring to those most in need.
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
(Your teachers were right about your wasted potential.)
I went to Space Camp in 1986.
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I went to Space Camp in 1986.
Came out of my movie and ran into Maggie and some friends, so I took them all for ice cream and French fries.
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Came out of my movie and ran into Maggie and some friends, so I took them all for ice cream and French fries.
There’s a fungus among us.
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
There’s a fungus among us.
Stickers are your friend. They improve every journal.
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Stickers are your friend. They improve every journal.
“Mr. President, who is Monroe?”
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“Mr. President, who is Monroe?”