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Alice Radley
@alradley.com
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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person. Sentient Being. Alive. Mythical.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · Jun 9
This Demolition Man reboot is dogshit.
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ColdChef, an Undertaker. Booooo @coldchef.bsky.social · Jun 8
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3m
Hey, as long as he dies, I don’t care.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 52m
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4m
THAT’S A SNOOT OF GREAT POWER
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1h
THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE MR. BEAR.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1h
THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU. YOU BOOP, BUT THEN YOU LOSE A FACE. NOT LOSE FACE, BUT LITERAL FACE LOSS.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 1h
PET YES, BOOP NO.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
True!
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
But that would have been delightful.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
That if your girlfriend is in a coma, it’s really serious?
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
Why is Trudeau slumming with this trash bin?
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 23h
chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report
After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT, JUST LIKE DOGGIES.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
Ahhh.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 2h
YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN THE WOLVES SLEEP
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 3h
Ah! You’re a girl! I had always wondered, but didn’t ask.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
Kip Winger!! Holy shit!
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
It certainly makes it all more fun.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
You’re a dumb motherfucker. Poor fellow.

I was referring to the crux, or central idea of my previous comment, not anything else.

Maybe you can find work picking up trash, or bagging groceries. Something easy, for people who find thinking difficult. Go get ‘em, sport.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
I mean, maybe you’re illiterate. That could be why you seem to be upset about something I didn’t say. Are you dictating this to a helper? They might be able to assist you.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
Again, is something wrong with you? Should I call 911?
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
It’s a bit of a drag, because all the over and under reactions don’t help.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
Is something wrong with you, or are you just having an episode?
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
I really didn’t phrase any of this well. I hope you can find the sexy molten center, and pay less attention to the crust.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
YOU SHOULD JOIN ME ON THE HUNT.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
Unctuous.
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Alice Radley @alradley.com · 4h
What if I’m talking about fashion?
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