Alice Radley
@alradley.com
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To those doing the solo thing today, know that I understand. For me, one of the great things about today is that the only person with me is Darren. I don’t even know where my blood relatives are today.
Anyway, to me, this holiday is all about gratitude, not family. I‘m grateful for peace today.
Anyway, to me, this holiday is all about gratitude, not family. I‘m grateful for peace today.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
To those doing the solo thing today, know that I understand. For me, one of the great things about today is that the only person with me is Darren. I don’t even know where my blood relatives are today.
Anyway, to me, this holiday is all about gratitude, not family. I‘m grateful for peace today.
Anyway, to me, this holiday is all about gratitude, not family. I‘m grateful for peace today.
This morning, I am thankful for:
Indoor plumbing
Electricity
Coffee
Dairy cows
Really big bath sheets
Hugs
Indoor plumbing
Electricity
Coffee
Dairy cows
Really big bath sheets
Hugs
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This morning, I am thankful for:
Indoor plumbing
Electricity
Coffee
Dairy cows
Really big bath sheets
Hugs
Indoor plumbing
Electricity
Coffee
Dairy cows
Really big bath sheets
Hugs
Reading about Bryant Gumbel this morning. In 2006, he said something so true, and so hilarious, that I’m still thankful for it
“So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention.”
“So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Reading about Bryant Gumbel this morning. In 2006, he said something so true, and so hilarious, that I’m still thankful for it
“So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention.”
“So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention.”
Somehow this is a game in the App Store, and not a porn.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Somehow this is a game in the App Store, and not a porn.
Whatever happened to Tan Mom? I’d like to hear what she has to say about the shooter. Why not? Clearly @washingtonpost.com will talk to literally anyone.
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Whatever happened to Tan Mom? I’d like to hear what she has to say about the shooter. Why not? Clearly @washingtonpost.com will talk to literally anyone.
Not to put everyone on the spot, but what are you thankful for this year?
I know it can be difficult to look beyond our current chaos, but we must.
I’m thankful, always, for Darren. Not to surprise you all, but I’m not an easy person to be married to. Darren makes it easy. He’s my best pal ❤️
I know it can be difficult to look beyond our current chaos, but we must.
I’m thankful, always, for Darren. Not to surprise you all, but I’m not an easy person to be married to. Darren makes it easy. He’s my best pal ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not to put everyone on the spot, but what are you thankful for this year?
I know it can be difficult to look beyond our current chaos, but we must.
I’m thankful, always, for Darren. Not to surprise you all, but I’m not an easy person to be married to. Darren makes it easy. He’s my best pal ❤️
I know it can be difficult to look beyond our current chaos, but we must.
I’m thankful, always, for Darren. Not to surprise you all, but I’m not an easy person to be married to. Darren makes it easy. He’s my best pal ❤️
Give this woman anything and everything she wants.
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Give this woman anything and everything she wants.
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No box is ever empty in my house. Not for long.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No box is ever empty in my house. Not for long.
And yes I know my hob is a mess. I was just using it!
I don’t know if anyone’s in the market for a new skillet, but you could do a great deal worse than this de Buyer carbon steel pan. We’ve been doing amazing fried eggs with this pan, and not a whisper of sticking, even though it’s not “nonstick”.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
And yes I know my hob is a mess. I was just using it!
I don’t know if anyone’s in the market for a new skillet, but you could do a great deal worse than this de Buyer carbon steel pan. We’ve been doing amazing fried eggs with this pan, and not a whisper of sticking, even though it’s not “nonstick”.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I don’t know if anyone’s in the market for a new skillet, but you could do a great deal worse than this de Buyer carbon steel pan. We’ve been doing amazing fried eggs with this pan, and not a whisper of sticking, even though it’s not “nonstick”.
Sweet, delicious, indulgent revenge! Pour that on my pancakes!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sweet, delicious, indulgent revenge! Pour that on my pancakes!
Some people are upfront about their kinks.
I want Republihump.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Some people are upfront about their kinks.
Troublican.
He’s an idiot. A dangerous idiot at the head of a dangerous movement—but nonetheless an idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Troublican.
This is a fantastic headline, and the article keeps delivering.
@meggardiner.bsky.social
www.jalopnik.com/2036644/fbi-...
@meggardiner.bsky.social
www.jalopnik.com/2036644/fbi-...
FBI Seizes One-Of-Six Mercedes-Benz CLK GTR Roadster From Former Olympic Snowboarder Who's Currently On The Ten Most Wanted Fugitives List - Jalopnik
What's the point of becoming an international drug kingpin if you don't get to drive your ultra-rare, street-legal race cars?
www.jalopnik.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is a fantastic headline, and the article keeps delivering.
@meggardiner.bsky.social
www.jalopnik.com/2036644/fbi-...
@meggardiner.bsky.social
www.jalopnik.com/2036644/fbi-...
The one that has a chance is aliens. But the universe is, not to overstate It, quite big. They could be out there somewhere. Not here though.
The rest is bullshit.
The rest is bullshit.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The one that has a chance is aliens. But the universe is, not to overstate It, quite big. They could be out there somewhere. Not here though.
The rest is bullshit.
The rest is bullshit.
“You will be visited by three spirits”
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
There’s something strange about this person. Don’t know exactly what it is, but I don’t think I like that.
That said, if I were to move to a city in this country, and money/work wasn’t an issue, I’d move to Boston. In the wider world, I’d like to be in England, but not London.
That said, if I were to move to a city in this country, and money/work wasn’t an issue, I’d move to Boston. In the wider world, I’d like to be in England, but not London.
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There’s something strange about this person. Don’t know exactly what it is, but I don’t think I like that.
That said, if I were to move to a city in this country, and money/work wasn’t an issue, I’d move to Boston. In the wider world, I’d like to be in England, but not London.
That said, if I were to move to a city in this country, and money/work wasn’t an issue, I’d move to Boston. In the wider world, I’d like to be in England, but not London.
This man cannot be trusted.
Just FYI:
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
_____________
Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This man cannot be trusted.
So, uh, will people be ingesting food on Thursday, as is tradition?
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So, uh, will people be ingesting food on Thursday, as is tradition?
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Who wrote this shit?
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who wrote this shit?
Shit. I should have called the new cat Buster Kitten.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Shit. I should have called the new cat Buster Kitten.
What world does this chick live in? I’d wager most Americans don’t know Dana Loesch, and they might be vaguely aware of Dershowitz from Reversal of Fortune, or the TV news.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What world does this chick live in? I’d wager most Americans don’t know Dana Loesch, and they might be vaguely aware of Dershowitz from Reversal of Fortune, or the TV news.
Oooh. New Goat Sim 3 DLC has a vault!
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oooh. New Goat Sim 3 DLC has a vault!