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alstorotter.bsky.social
Dallas
@alstorotter.bsky.social
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He/him / 30 / 💙 @astersicat.bsky.social @silverkingotter.bsky.social 💙 / Icon @tatertottoto.bsky.social / alstorotter on Tumblr & Twttr
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 14h
Roll it into a burrito and eat the whole thing
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Herro @jackalcakes.bsky.social · 1d
This is what a REAL furry shirt looks like
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
Wish it wasn't Polanco that did it but YAYYYYYYYYY
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
Jack Flaherty I know you're on the evil team but I like you too much for this to happen.
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
AJ PIERZYNSKI SHUT UP ABOUT BUNTING
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Munchyjr @munchyjr.bsky.social · 1d
umamusume if it was good
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 1d
Every bat in this game
Calm Piratesofthecarribean GIF
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
Oh fuck me, I need to find ANE roomies...
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
LEO RIVAS IS MY HERO
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
It's, like, actually comical how much of my private life gets outted by everyone close to me. Just zero awareness of my autonomy or even how I feel.

It makes me feel like I'm a zoo exhibit where people have free reign to look at me through glass and talk about how weird and gross I am.
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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
Kerkering definitely panicked seeing someone run home and went on instinct. Honest mistake; I feel terrible for him.
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
Happy birthday Apollo!!
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 1d
Feeling mortified
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d
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SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed
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Henry Carnell @hencarnell.bsky.social · 2d
"What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid."
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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 2d
Jack Dickinson, 26, says “we’re winning this.”
An Interview With the Portland Chicken
Rachel Saslow
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i bet on losing birds @astersicat.bsky.social · 3d
last night i saw someone call bo nix “mo pix”
a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 2d
Kyle Schwarber hit tanks all season long for the Phillies season to end like THAT??????
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 3d
LEO ALVAREZ IN THE FORTNITE SHOP?
Low-quality image of Spongebob Squarepants holding up both hands to halt Mr. Krabs and other incidental fish. Caption says "NOBODY MOVE!!"
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i bet on losing birds @astersicat.bsky.social · 3d
survivor 49 episode 3
a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a sidewalk .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other on a sidewalk .
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 3d
I miss Ernie Clement so much man.
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 3d
SURVIVOR 49 LOVE LOSES 💔 #Survivor
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 3d
TIME AND PLACE WITH THAT SNAKE CUTAWAY, EDITORS #Survivor
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Dallas @alstorotter.bsky.social · 3d
They're gonna vote out the gay guy in Jake's honor, huh? #Survivor
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