#1 murong xuechuan fan
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i was too lazy to cook my work lunches yesterday and i’m tired of burger king. so i’m taking a five minute walk and getting a fucking burrito
February 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
i was too lazy to cook my work lunches yesterday and i’m tired of burger king. so i’m taking a five minute walk and getting a fucking burrito
calling trans rights a “specific pet issue” is insanely disrespectful
I don't know how to explain to people that elections have consequences beyond their specific pet issue, and that not caring about those consequences is actually pretty shitty.
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
calling trans rights a “specific pet issue” is insanely disrespectful
this 🤏🏽 close to straight up actually killing myself 2day
February 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
this 🤏🏽 close to straight up actually killing myself 2day
i might not get a lunch break today
February 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
i might not get a lunch break today
personally, if i were going to the dentist’s office, i would know my fucking dental insurance information on hand before i come in for my appointment
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
personally, if i were going to the dentist’s office, i would know my fucking dental insurance information on hand before i come in for my appointment
I am going to blow my fucking brains out
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I am going to blow my fucking brains out
why does every new patient today have stupid fucking insurances i have to jump through hoops to verify
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
why does every new patient today have stupid fucking insurances i have to jump through hoops to verify
please god someone kill me
February 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
please god someone kill me
24 minutes into the work week and i’m already thinking of shooting myself in the head
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
24 minutes into the work week and i’m already thinking of shooting myself in the head
you can spend all day sleeping and still feel tired when you get up for work
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
you can spend all day sleeping and still feel tired when you get up for work
the only thing that’s been keeping me sane lately is imagining cute furries on reality competition tv shows
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
the only thing that’s been keeping me sane lately is imagining cute furries on reality competition tv shows
the echo main cast would make for a craaaazy survivor new era disaster tribe
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 AM
the echo main cast would make for a craaaazy survivor new era disaster tribe
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
how the fuck does this old man keep finding himself as the swing vote
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 AM
how the fuck does this old man keep finding himself as the swing vote
one vote doesn’t go his way and brandon hantz decides to commit social suicide i think that’s beautiful
February 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
one vote doesn’t go his way and brandon hantz decides to commit social suicide i think that’s beautiful
if i was the first boot on a survivor season twice and both were because of phillip sheppard i think i would kill myself
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
if i was the first boot on a survivor season twice and both were because of phillip sheppard i think i would kill myself
there’s nothing worse than starting a new season of survivor and realizing that you don’t like any of these people
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 AM
there’s nothing worse than starting a new season of survivor and realizing that you don’t like any of these people
imagine going on survivor and on day one phillip sheppard gives you the nickname “The Dominatrix”
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
imagine going on survivor and on day one phillip sheppard gives you the nickname “The Dominatrix”
i did get spoiled on the first boot of caramoan
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i did get spoiled on the first boot of caramoan
survivor: caramoan - fans vs. flops
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
survivor: caramoan - fans vs. flops
oh malcolm’s cock is out for real
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
oh malcolm’s cock is out for real
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Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel
*excited* cochran now gets wet!
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
*excited* cochran now gets wet!
starting survivor: caramoan
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
starting survivor: caramoan