Jym (Orange Dog)
@jymfox.com
Owner of an orange car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
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Jym (Orange Dog)
@jymfox.com
· Apr 28
Thinkin about foxes
Examining a new follower etc
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Examining a new follower etc
I just remembered I dreamt we went to see the Super Mario Galaxy movie and Bowser Jr. being like "I'll be taking my father NOW" was like the last line in the movie before the credits
And I was like, well that shouldn't have been in the trailer that was very misleading
And I was like, well that shouldn't have been in the trailer that was very misleading
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I just remembered I dreamt we went to see the Super Mario Galaxy movie and Bowser Jr. being like "I'll be taking my father NOW" was like the last line in the movie before the credits
And I was like, well that shouldn't have been in the trailer that was very misleading
And I was like, well that shouldn't have been in the trailer that was very misleading
Do you ever take a moment to think about how funny I Do Believe We're Naked by Funky See, Funky Do is
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Do you ever take a moment to think about how funny I Do Believe We're Naked by Funky See, Funky Do is
Yesss it's one of these days
Nothing gets me more excited to wake up tomorrow than seeing half a Subway in the fridge ready to be reheated for lunch
If you ever find yourself wondering what the point of it all is... half a Subway in the fridge
If you ever find yourself wondering what the point of it all is... half a Subway in the fridge
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Yesss it's one of these days
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THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES
Nature people go on about biodiversity as if nothing but foxes wouldn't be the best planet ever??
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Nature people go on about biodiversity as if nothing but foxes wouldn't be the best planet ever??
HOW IS THE TRAITORS SO GOOD
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
HOW IS THE TRAITORS SO GOOD
Last night I dreamt there was a mystery cat in my house and there was a phone number on the collar and I was SO EXCITED to call the owner like "I have no idea how but your cat's in my house" and then I woke up and it was so disappointing
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Last night I dreamt there was a mystery cat in my house and there was a phone number on the collar and I was SO EXCITED to call the owner like "I have no idea how but your cat's in my house" and then I woke up and it was so disappointing
I hope my local cinema doesn't do any, like... analysis on my data
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I hope my local cinema doesn't do any, like... analysis on my data
One of the main problems with the plot of Zootopia 2 is when they shine a light on Nick's face you can see his noseholes don't actually go that deep like a fursuit with a misleading nose
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
One of the main problems with the plot of Zootopia 2 is when they shine a light on Nick's face you can see his noseholes don't actually go that deep like a fursuit with a misleading nose
FIRST NICK VIEWING OF THE YEAR but what if it's my last...
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
FIRST NICK VIEWING OF THE YEAR but what if it's my last...
McDonald's have gone mad with new year power and put fish on a double cheeseburger so obviously I had to get one immediately
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
McDonald's have gone mad with new year power and put fish on a double cheeseburger so obviously I had to get one immediately
Oh my god there's a terrible new advert with a folk band singing a song about cremations and obviously it's immediately stuck in my head
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Oh my god there's a terrible new advert with a folk band singing a song about cremations and obviously it's immediately stuck in my head
If every ingredient of a meal is out of date you can't blame any one ingredient when you get food poisoning, the circular firing squad of cooking
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
If every ingredient of a meal is out of date you can't blame any one ingredient when you get food poisoning, the circular firing squad of cooking
I hate when nature shows do a bit on foxes but then they move on to another animal and it's like oh my GOD WHO CAARES
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I hate when nature shows do a bit on foxes but then they move on to another animal and it's like oh my GOD WHO CAARES
It's quite simple, spend £8 on tuna now, and the baked potatoes will flow for months
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It's quite simple, spend £8 on tuna now, and the baked potatoes will flow for months
There's a gravy ad that's like "9 out of 10 people agree meal times are better without phones" which is really funny to me because one in ten people they asked was like NO I NEED MY PHONE
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
There's a gravy ad that's like "9 out of 10 people agree meal times are better without phones" which is really funny to me because one in ten people they asked was like NO I NEED MY PHONE
I was watching Mary Poppins but then I remembered I had a free donut at Greggs that would expire if I didn't claim it RIGHT NOW and when I got back she was flying away with her umbrella so... oh well
January 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I was watching Mary Poppins but then I remembered I had a free donut at Greggs that would expire if I didn't claim it RIGHT NOW and when I got back she was flying away with her umbrella so... oh well
I bought a prawn mayo baguette with a comical amount of prawns, enough fell out to constitute an entire separate prawn salad
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I bought a prawn mayo baguette with a comical amount of prawns, enough fell out to constitute an entire separate prawn salad
We tried to get our first Nick viewing of the year but it was like FULLY BOOKED I can't believe how popular Nick still is
I mean I can believe it, it's Nick
I mean I can believe it, it's Nick
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We tried to get our first Nick viewing of the year but it was like FULLY BOOKED I can't believe how popular Nick still is
I mean I can believe it, it's Nick
I mean I can believe it, it's Nick
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My new year's resolution is to use my standing desk more and commission raccoons eating planes
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My new year's resolution is to use my standing desk more and commission raccoons eating planes
