Jym (Orange Dog)
@jymfox.com
Owner of an orange car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
Examining a new follower etc
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Examining a new follower etc
I hope my local cinema doesn't do any, like... analysis on my data
January 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I hope my local cinema doesn't do any, like... analysis on my data
FIRST NICK VIEWING OF THE YEAR but what if it's my last...
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
FIRST NICK VIEWING OF THE YEAR but what if it's my last...
McDonald's have gone mad with new year power and put fish on a double cheeseburger so obviously I had to get one immediately
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
McDonald's have gone mad with new year power and put fish on a double cheeseburger so obviously I had to get one immediately
My mum sent me a Steve Brule gif which was totally fair
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
My mum sent me a Steve Brule gif which was totally fair
Fuck. FUCK
MILK PARTY TONIGHT??
MILK PARTY TONIGHT??
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fuck. FUCK
MILK PARTY TONIGHT??
MILK PARTY TONIGHT??
The orange car has a VIGILANCE DETECTOR which I've never seen drop more than one segment, then it went back up again. How does it WORK I certainly don't FEEL permanently vigilant, what is it looking for
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The orange car has a VIGILANCE DETECTOR which I've never seen drop more than one segment, then it went back up again. How does it WORK I certainly don't FEEL permanently vigilant, what is it looking for
They spelt Wilde correctly
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They spelt Wilde correctly
I lost my hat in Battersea Power Station :(
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I lost my hat in Battersea Power Station :(
I've been saying this for years
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I've been saying this for years
I wrote more Christmas cracker jokes
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wrote more Christmas cracker jokes
"I got Lego Star Wars for Christmas"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"I got Lego Star Wars for Christmas"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
Shit, this is a really good Christmas card
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Shit, this is a really good Christmas card
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
Just found the Notepad I opened to try out my new keyboard for the first time was still open
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just found the Notepad I opened to try out my new keyboard for the first time was still open
Ah now I want Wendy's, they don't even have to TRY
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ah now I want Wendy's, they don't even have to TRY
My recent purchase was Gaviscon, which... yeah I guess I can see how they could go together
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My recent purchase was Gaviscon, which... yeah I guess I can see how they could go together
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mixed messages at the work Christmas party
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mixed messages at the work Christmas party