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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them. Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Go Walz! 🌮
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
nws-bot.us
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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Rich muslims build golf courses.
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I'm both, American and Canadian and I'll tell you why you're wrong. America owns Tim Horton's. You want another brand of coffee? That's fine. America will eventually buy that too.
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It's AI? You mean Donald Trump wasn't really running around in a tutu getting arrested? No Shit?
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It's AI? You mean Donald Trump wasn't really running around in a tutu getting arrested? No Shit?
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Qatar is useful to us, no doubt. But these are not our friends.

Source: financialservices.house.gov/media/pdf/03...
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Qatar is useful to us, no doubt. But these are not our friends.

Source: financialservices.house.gov/media/pdf/03...
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Qatar harbors terrorists. They harbored KSM and a Qatari Royal helped him evade the FBI. The Talibs don't have an office in London. They do have one in Doha. We have an interest in fighting terrorism in the Middle East, so we have bases there. What interest do they have to fight here? Its something.
altnoaa.bsky.social
Qatar harbors terrorists. They harbored KSM and a Qatari Royal helped him evade the FBI. The Talibs don't have an office in London. They do have one in Doha. We have an interest in fighting terrorism in the Middle East, so we have bases there. What interest do they have to fight here? Its something.
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This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in a long time. And I need every laugh right now!
altnoaa.bsky.social
The explosion in Tennessee yesterday pushed so much debris into the air that the NWS weather radar was able to detect it.
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They will melt your face though. Especially if you're a dumbass kid like I was and stand next to the speaker stacks.
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And the Def Leppards don't eat faces!
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Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity
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María Corina Machado was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by a group of Florida Republicans that includes (drum roll....) Marco Rubio!

I'll bet he's in Trump's thoughts tonight. That is, if it can actually think.
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It's their last show of the year too. They start back up in Feb in Las Vegas. I've been 5 of their concerts since the 90s and every single one of them entertained the hell out of me.
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If you're able to brave the war and drive the Hard Rock tomorrow in Gary... you'll be treated to a Def Leppard concert. They're still amazing live!

Def Leppard in a war zone. Now that's a headline!
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Bad Bunny should sing "Dios bendiga a los Estados Unidos." Just to fuck with them a little bit.
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You have a typo in the fourth paragraph... kind of an important one too.
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That's bad enough, but business is one thing. Qatari fighter pilots over our homes carrying 2,000 lb JDAMs on an F15 is quite another.
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That's bad enough, but business is one thing. Qatari fighter pilots over our homes carrying 2,000 lb JDAMs on an F15 is quite another.
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ICE are civilians despite whatever stage costume they're wearing.
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ICE are civilians despite whatever stage costume they're wearing.
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Knowledge of any kids, Bin Laden's or anyone else's was a major determining factor to not cave that mountain in on itself. One of those kids was Omar's son. A preteen then, today he's in-charge of the Taliban's military. I'd shoot him in a heartbeat today if given a chance, but we gave him a chance.