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@altnoaa.bsky.social
Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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In my opinion, this guy from Minneapolis is still the undisputed Prince of Super Bowl halftime shows. Oh no, let's go!
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
In my opinion, this guy from Minneapolis is still the undisputed Prince of Super Bowl halftime shows. Oh no, let's go!
I've got $100 that says when most Canadians are traveling and asked where they're from they don't say America.
Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order
For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S.
It means evveeerrybody
For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S.
It means evveeerrybody
February 9, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I've got $100 that says when most Canadians are traveling and asked where they're from they don't say America.
I've dressed kind of like this before. But the foliage I had to use more often than not had bugs in it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I've dressed kind of like this before. But the foliage I had to use more often than not had bugs in it.
I guess the new t-shirt: "Occupy Moon".
Elon has apparently finally abandoned his 20 year long assertion that he was just about to build a city on Mars any day now :-)
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I guess the new t-shirt: "Occupy Moon".
There's probably a million people in Texas who know how to kick a football and have big Friday Nights Lights dreams of doing so. This story is going to make a lot of them mad.
Aussie punter Dickson delivers Super Bowl masterclass in Seahawks victory
Michael Dickson delivered one of the best performances by a punter in Super Bowl history as Seattle beat the New England Patriots 29-13 on Sunday, with the Australian celebrating his championship win ...
www.reuters.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
There's probably a million people in Texas who know how to kick a football and have big Friday Nights Lights dreams of doing so. This story is going to make a lot of them mad.
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It seems to be pretty common thing. They get people from Indonesia, the Philippines and other places. They don't pay them, they're just "stuck" on a fishing boat. And if they refuse to work, the lucky ones get a bullet in the head before being thrown overboard. A lot of that food is in our markets.
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
It seems to be pretty common thing. They get people from Indonesia, the Philippines and other places. They don't pay them, they're just "stuck" on a fishing boat. And if they refuse to work, the lucky ones get a bullet in the head before being thrown overboard. A lot of that food is in our markets.
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I was bringing a vessel from Peru to Cali years ago and west of Ecuador there was a body in the water. Contacted authority on radio, they told us to take pictures, note drift and GPS and to hold position (it takes a mile to stop). We did all that. Guy was shot. Illegal Chinese fishing fleet nearby.
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I was bringing a vessel from Peru to Cali years ago and west of Ecuador there was a body in the water. Contacted authority on radio, they told us to take pictures, note drift and GPS and to hold position (it takes a mile to stop). We did all that. Guy was shot. Illegal Chinese fishing fleet nearby.
Wait until you learn about the seafood industry...
www.fisheries.noaa.gov/internationa...
www.fisheries.noaa.gov/internationa...
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Wait until you learn about the seafood industry...
www.fisheries.noaa.gov/internationa...
www.fisheries.noaa.gov/internationa...
I'm a weird traveler. My spouse is a more typical traveler. Most people, like her, want to visit cities. We went to Spain over the summer. I had zero interest in Madrid. When we went to France, I had no real interest in Paris. I like getting into the rural areas, the back roads and meeting real ppl.
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I'm a weird traveler. My spouse is a more typical traveler. Most people, like her, want to visit cities. We went to Spain over the summer. I had zero interest in Madrid. When we went to France, I had no real interest in Paris. I like getting into the rural areas, the back roads and meeting real ppl.
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The unfortunate news is that most of America doesn't look like a golf course. It looks like crops and livestock. Maybe a farmer down the road thinks "Trump and I don't like brown folk." But the reality is Trump doesn't like ag folk, period. He's never done an honest day of hard work in his life.
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The unfortunate news is that most of America doesn't look like a golf course. It looks like crops and livestock. Maybe a farmer down the road thinks "Trump and I don't like brown folk." But the reality is Trump doesn't like ag folk, period. He's never done an honest day of hard work in his life.
Everyone probably has a slightly different perception of what Trump is saying here. But here is mine: I come from a place that ruled by agriculture. It isn't Puerto Rico, but farm work is farm work. Trump saw something representative of farm work instead of gilded walls and he didn't see America.
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.
Good god what a child
Good god what a child
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Everyone probably has a slightly different perception of what Trump is saying here. But here is mine: I come from a place that ruled by agriculture. It isn't Puerto Rico, but farm work is farm work. Trump saw something representative of farm work instead of gilded walls and he didn't see America.
Vegetarian jokes are like Pluto debates—people think they’re clever, but the science community moved on years ago.
I think I’ll end with a @SuperBowl Sunday dad-joke thought…
Would be cool if, at the end of the season, they corralled all @NFL players who are vegetarian, and allow them to play in their own Salad Bowl.
Would be cool if, at the end of the season, they corralled all @NFL players who are vegetarian, and allow them to play in their own Salad Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Vegetarian jokes are like Pluto debates—people think they’re clever, but the science community moved on years ago.
They hit 10,000!
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
They hit 10,000!
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And there it is. He fucking watched it too. 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
And there it is. He fucking watched it too. 🤣
"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying..."
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying..."
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
"Epstein wasn't running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men..." ~ FBI
Mystery surrounds the Jeffrey Epstein files after Bondi claims 'tens of thousands' of videos
Attorney General Pam Bondi’s comments about evidence the Justice Department is reviewing from its Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking investigation have fueled anticipation about the expected release of m...
apnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"Epstein wasn't running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men..." ~ FBI
And the numbers are in.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
And the numbers are in.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
I think maybe Bad Bunny trolled MAGA. I didn't see a dress. I did see about 100 women shaking their money makers at him.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I think maybe Bad Bunny trolled MAGA. I didn't see a dress. I did see about 100 women shaking their money makers at him.
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No. They're not saying they agree or disagree with it. They're just reporting what the FBI concluded.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
No. They're not saying they agree or disagree with it. They're just reporting what the FBI concluded.
Stay tuned for next week: Saint Epstein was a philanthropist who donated heavily to children's charities.
FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show
The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential peopl...
apnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Stay tuned for next week: Saint Epstein was a philanthropist who donated heavily to children's charities.
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Here is "the most official" list. American media should probably just follow this format.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Here is "the most official" list. American media should probably just follow this format.
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But this is not how the rest of the world does this. It's gold first, then silver, then bronze.
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
But this is not how the rest of the world does this. It's gold first, then silver, then bronze.
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I think some US outlets publish that way because the USA is usually the biggest team overall and has the highest chances of taking the most medals home. So even if no American wins a gold or silver and the country in total wins 60 bronze, even a country with 59 gold and no others will be "second".
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I think some US outlets publish that way because the USA is usually the biggest team overall and has the highest chances of taking the most medals home. So even if no American wins a gold or silver and the country in total wins 60 bronze, even a country with 59 gold and no others will be "second".
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That's so weird because the IOC's Olympic medal table is usually by gold first.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
That's so weird because the IOC's Olympic medal table is usually by gold first.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...