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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! ๐ฎ
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! ๐ฎ
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
ยท Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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The Alaskans are really taking this too far.
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The Alaskans are really taking this too far.
This is what deflector shields is for. I mean, if you figured out FTL engines, a reflector has to be easy.
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
This is what deflector shields is for. I mean, if you figured out FTL engines, a reflector has to be easy.
I actually had a bull put me in a tree one day. I was there for about 6 hours until my brother got home. I had no path down.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I actually had a bull put me in a tree one day. I was there for about 6 hours until my brother got home. I had no path down.
It's all equally Important. Victims are victims, regardless of their age or skin color.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
It's all equally Important. Victims are victims, regardless of their age or skin color.
I can't wait until we invent faster than light travel just so we can go to other worlds and mutilate their farm animals and draw funny designs in the sand. We're going to really fuck with them! It'll be worth it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I can't wait until we invent faster than light travel just so we can go to other worlds and mutilate their farm animals and draw funny designs in the sand. We're going to really fuck with them! It'll be worth it.
Who threw the first insult? Remember this sarcastic "resistance" bullshit?
James Kirk invented the elegant Starfleet approved "go fuck yourself," so... That'll be all!
James Kirk invented the elegant Starfleet approved "go fuck yourself," so... That'll be all!
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Who threw the first insult? Remember this sarcastic "resistance" bullshit?
James Kirk invented the elegant Starfleet approved "go fuck yourself," so... That'll be all!
James Kirk invented the elegant Starfleet approved "go fuck yourself," so... That'll be all!
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There has to be some kind of parking lot nearby where they could have staged the press and setup a mobile command center (if for no other reason, it makes the press think something is happening) with a PIO that can appear and give a statement every 12 hours or so.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
There has to be some kind of parking lot nearby where they could have staged the press and setup a mobile command center (if for no other reason, it makes the press think something is happening) with a PIO that can appear and give a statement every 12 hours or so.
There has to be some kind of parking lot nearby where they could have staged the press and setup a mobile command center (if for no other reason, it makes the press think something is happening) with a PIO that can appear and give a statement every 12 hours or so.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
There has to be some kind of parking lot nearby where they could have staged the press and setup a mobile command center (if for no other reason, it makes the press think something is happening) with a PIO that can appear and give a statement every 12 hours or so.
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Essentially what my pilot pops used to say about UFOs in general.
Ohioans have exactly a 0% chance of alien abduction. Aliens didnโt conquer space, time, and physics just to pull over in Ohio and immediately commit farm crimes and felony ass play.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Essentially what my pilot pops used to say about UFOs in general.
I hate to keep blaming the sheriff, but this isn't the media's fault. Sheriff should have had a staging area for the press established and kept the property off limits. Cadaver and scent tracking dogs would have been immediately useful. Harder with contaminated scene for dogs to work.
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I hate to keep blaming the sheriff, but this isn't the media's fault. Sheriff should have had a staging area for the press established and kept the property off limits. Cadaver and scent tracking dogs would have been immediately useful. Harder with contaminated scene for dogs to work.
A better understanding of Star Trek? I grew up with it. I had the RPG before you were even shitting in diapers. A better understand of how military academies operate? I graduated from USMMA. The only thing shittier than this series is your opinions.
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
A better understanding of Star Trek? I grew up with it. I had the RPG before you were even shitting in diapers. A better understand of how military academies operate? I graduated from USMMA. The only thing shittier than this series is your opinions.
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If you don't understand it (I wish I didn't), just consider the ignorance a bliss. The answer destroys brain cells.
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
If you don't understand it (I wish I didn't), just consider the ignorance a bliss. The answer destroys brain cells.
If you don't understand it (I wish I didn't), just consider the ignorance a bliss. The answer destroys brain cells.
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
If you don't understand it (I wish I didn't), just consider the ignorance a bliss. The answer destroys brain cells.
Cool. Are we going to meme war the Klingons into submission too?
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Cool. Are we going to meme war the Klingons into submission too?
Just for the record, I not only cut my grass, but also cut several hundred acres of hay, occasionally I have frothy adult beverage and I feed my dogs twice every day. I don't have any problems being country in this country nowadays. I think Kid Rock's pal's problem is he's lazy and bigoted.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Just for the record, I not only cut my grass, but also cut several hundred acres of hay, occasionally I have frothy adult beverage and I feed my dogs twice every day. I don't have any problems being country in this country nowadays. I think Kid Rock's pal's problem is he's lazy and bigoted.
There were high level diplomatic meetings at a public school?
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 AM
There were high level diplomatic meetings at a public school?
When did the Right become such fucking pussies? ~ Jon Stewart
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February 10, 2026 at 11:45 AM
When did the Right become such fucking pussies? ~ Jon Stewart
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This viral video of Vance getting booed at the Olympics should have Europe's far right shunning him as a liability.
But instead, Orban has Vance coming to Budapest to "help" him get re-elected..
Hilarious and great.
But instead, Orban has Vance coming to Budapest to "help" him get re-elected..
Hilarious and great.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
This viral video of Vance getting booed at the Olympics should have Europe's far right shunning him as a liability.
But instead, Orban has Vance coming to Budapest to "help" him get re-elected..
Hilarious and great.
But instead, Orban has Vance coming to Budapest to "help" him get re-elected..
Hilarious and great.
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I don't think the family is going to be covering for anyone. But, they may be starting to question some things. The family is in shock. This kind of thing does a number on people.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I don't think the family is going to be covering for anyone. But, they may be starting to question some things. The family is in shock. This kind of thing does a number on people.
I don't think the family is going to be covering for anyone. But, they may be starting to question some things. The family is in shock. This kind of thing does a number on people.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I don't think the family is going to be covering for anyone. But, they may be starting to question some things. The family is in shock. This kind of thing does a number on people.
A burial site, yes. Or with soil. It's going to be much less tho when a body isn't present and there's potential contamination. My dad had cadaver dogs (I treated them like pets); in the late 80s we went to the spot where some girl scouts were murdered in 1977 and they still alerted at the scene.
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
A burial site, yes. Or with soil. It's going to be much less tho when a body isn't present and there's potential contamination. My dad had cadaver dogs (I treated them like pets); in the late 80s we went to the spot where some girl scouts were murdered in 1977 and they still alerted at the scene.
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There was blood found by the door, confirmed to by Nancy's. A cadaver dog would have been able to offer some big clues at the scene, and used with some scent tracker dogs they could have identified whether they loaded in the driveway, or crossed someone's property to another road. No dogs reported.
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
There was blood found by the door, confirmed to by Nancy's. A cadaver dog would have been able to offer some big clues at the scene, and used with some scent tracker dogs they could have identified whether they loaded in the driveway, or crossed someone's property to another road. No dogs reported.
There was blood found by the door, confirmed to by Nancy's. A cadaver dog would have been able to offer some big clues at the scene, and used with some scent tracker dogs they could have identified whether they loaded in the driveway, or crossed someone's property to another road. No dogs reported.
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 AM
There was blood found by the door, confirmed to by Nancy's. A cadaver dog would have been able to offer some big clues at the scene, and used with some scent tracker dogs they could have identified whether they loaded in the driveway, or crossed someone's property to another road. No dogs reported.