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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.

Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
nws-bot.us
NWS Bots for Bluesky
nws-bot.us
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Because it's most common in a missing person investigation, I'm awaiting the "three or four Mexicans" phase. Surprised it didn't coincide with the "mysterious white van".

Also quite common: The "four-door dark sedan" phenomenon.
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
We've entered the "white van phase" of the missing person investigation.
Neighbor spotted mysterious white van before Savannah Guthrie's mother vanished from home: report
Neighbor reports suspicious white van before Savannah Guthrie's mother Nancy allegedly taken from Tucson home. Sheriff confirms crime is suspected in case.
www.foxnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Anyone can verify a space mission without "trusting NASA". With a modest radio setup (SDR, antenna, clock), amateurs can receive spacecraft carrier signals, measure Doppler shift over time, and compare it to publicly available trajectory predictions.
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Anyone elected to Congress who woke up this morning and told themselves they were not going to impeach Trump over the overt racism in his social media post is complicit.

You're either a racist who shouldn't be working in the Federal Government or you're not.
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Take your time watching and listening to this. She was only 16 years old. She is still being abused by this horrific DOJ and this idiotic trump regime. Still. Stop the abuse. Impeach trump and his cabinet of abusers.
We just interviewed Epstein survivor Anouska de Georgiou. This is one of the most powerful and important interviews we have ever posted on the channel. Everyone needs to hear Anouska's story and what she has to say about Epstein, Maxwell, Trump, the DOJ, and more.
🚨Survivor REVEALS ALL to MEIDAS on EPSTEIN HORRORS!!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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This is not AI.

"Donald Trump raping children. Donald Trump threatening to kill children."
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
One of our nuclear treaties with Russia just expired. Anyone who trust sending highly enriched uranium to Russia is a moron. Anyone who takes Iran's "pinky swear" on how much they even have is a moron. Could be a teaspoon, could be enough to fill an Olympic sized pool.
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Releasing the Epstein Files in itself isn't accountability. It's just so that we know who needs to be held accountable. And we are FAR from being done with either.
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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But we've only had one hanging so far and that doesn't even count.
After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
When you get elected to any office, most especially President of the United States, you're supposed to act intelligent.

Donald Trump is incapable of acting intelligent because he is the dumbest motherfucker in America.
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the speed bag.
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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Seriously @jamescomey.bsky.social . Did you?
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Just like with Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the biggest sin any targeted immigrant can commit is winning battles — legal or PR battles — against the government, and they just won’t let those losses go
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Holy shit
This is not AI.

"Donald Trump raping children. Donald Trump threatening to kill children."
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Politics is bartering, "If you do this, I'll do this...".

But when it's for personal gain, it's illegal. And nobody else would benefit from this name change.
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I believe this qualifies as "personal gain".

Which, makes it illegal.
“You are one pathetic loser!” Lloyd Christmas
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Auditioning for a job at Kristi Noem's DHS.
MEMPHIS: “Memphis Safe Task Force” (U.S. marshal) caught KICKING A PUPPY 😳 as they arrested a guy for on a drug warrant

“He was harmless. There’s no reason he should’ve done that.”

@GovBillLee this is what we’re paying $1 Million a day for?🤔

Full: wreg.com/news/video-u...
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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That's probably what most Americans will latch on to and it's terrible. But... the Sinaloa Cartel has killed MANY more girls (and boys, and their parents...)
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Well. If you read this carefully, there might be some explanation here for why El Chapo's wife and kids just got citizenship in the USA.
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
This is not AI.

"Donald Trump raping children. Donald Trump threatening to kill children."
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM