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@altnoaa.bsky.social
Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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Oh, and just in case someone from the White House reads this post, "disseminating" means "to spread info bigly". Five syllable words can be kind of tough.
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Oh, and just in case someone from the White House reads this post, "disseminating" means "to spread info bigly". Five syllable words can be kind of tough.
First, he did see the whole thing. That's why he thought it was funny.
Secondly, on the assumption he didn't. Then he doesn't need to apologize, he needs to resign. A President's review should be thorough and detailed before disseminating info. What if he started WWIII because he missed something?
Secondly, on the assumption he didn't. Then he doesn't need to apologize, he needs to resign. A President's review should be thorough and detailed before disseminating info. What if he started WWIII because he missed something?
NEW STORY: Trump admits he was the one who found the video and asked that it be posted from his Truth Social account. Refuses to apologize.
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
First, he did see the whole thing. That's why he thought it was funny.
Secondly, on the assumption he didn't. Then he doesn't need to apologize, he needs to resign. A President's review should be thorough and detailed before disseminating info. What if he started WWIII because he missed something?
Secondly, on the assumption he didn't. Then he doesn't need to apologize, he needs to resign. A President's review should be thorough and detailed before disseminating info. What if he started WWIII because he missed something?
Keep an eye out for Jonathon Ross.
He's out there. Somewhere. It's a matter of time. This guy is going to have his day in court.
He's out there. Somewhere. It's a matter of time. This guy is going to have his day in court.
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Keep an eye out for Jonathon Ross.
He's out there. Somewhere. It's a matter of time. This guy is going to have his day in court.
He's out there. Somewhere. It's a matter of time. This guy is going to have his day in court.
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Unless you're saying "be careful who you vote for"... They have that authority. Period. They are elected. And they can enforce every law applicable to the county, state and federal government inside the county they're elected to serve.
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Unless you're saying "be careful who you vote for"... They have that authority. Period. They are elected. And they can enforce every law applicable to the county, state and federal government inside the county they're elected to serve.
There's a redacted version of the bible? /s
Fun fact: Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the bible.
And that’s just the unredacted version.
And that’s just the unredacted version.
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
There's a redacted version of the bible? /s
Just like any other country, we need Customs and Immigration at the border. And by at the border, I mean it's within visual distance.
Past that point, it's a job for county sheriffs and municipal law enforcement.
Past that point, it's a job for county sheriffs and municipal law enforcement.
I reject every current argument for why we "need ICE."
No...we don't. That's bullshit. What we need...is someone who respects the United States Constitution in the White House.
No...we don't. That's bullshit. What we need...is someone who respects the United States Constitution in the White House.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Just like any other country, we need Customs and Immigration at the border. And by at the border, I mean it's within visual distance.
Past that point, it's a job for county sheriffs and municipal law enforcement.
Past that point, it's a job for county sheriffs and municipal law enforcement.
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Oh, glad she cleared that up for us.
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Oh, glad she cleared that up for us.
"that's a lot of boos for him..."
JD: I think what she meant to say was booze, it was an open bar. And, I appreciate the warm reception, but I don't drink.
JD: I think what she meant to say was booze, it was an open bar. And, I appreciate the warm reception, but I don't drink.
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"that's a lot of boos for him..."
JD: I think what she meant to say was booze, it was an open bar. And, I appreciate the warm reception, but I don't drink.
JD: I think what she meant to say was booze, it was an open bar. And, I appreciate the warm reception, but I don't drink.
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"They came here to practice and be coached because their country sucks, so it's really America's medal...when you think about it."
I can already hear it.
I can already hear it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"They came here to practice and be coached because their country sucks, so it's really America's medal...when you think about it."
I can already hear it.
I can already hear it.
Congratulations Donald Trump for winning the men’s figure skating gold medal. It doesn't really matter what country wins it, he'll claim it.
We will have to find a way to support our nation’s athletes without seeing that support co-opted by a president who claims nearly everything for himself, from prizes he did not earn to legal authorities he does not possess.
Let’s Not Sportswash Trump’s Authoritarianism
The Olympics, the World Cup, and cheering for our nation’s athletes but not the current administration.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Congratulations Donald Trump for winning the men’s figure skating gold medal. It doesn't really matter what country wins it, he'll claim it.
Afghanistan’s glaciers are nearly gone. What remains could disappear as fast as a couple of years. Every summer hits them pretty hard at this point. This is a major supply of drinking water and crop irrigation and when gone… Afghanistan will be in very deep trouble.
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Afghanistan’s glaciers are nearly gone. What remains could disappear as fast as a couple of years. Every summer hits them pretty hard at this point. This is a major supply of drinking water and crop irrigation and when gone… Afghanistan will be in very deep trouble.
SW Kansas is the least populated part of the state. To have one of the highest risk levels for measles there is... crazy. What the hell is going on in Liberal?
February 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
SW Kansas is the least populated part of the state. To have one of the highest risk levels for measles there is... crazy. What the hell is going on in Liberal?
I was talking with my dad’s former undersheriff, now retired, about the Guthrie case and he said something I think is pretty solid… if someone took this woman and intended on her living to collect a ransom, they would have taken her meds with her.
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I was talking with my dad’s former undersheriff, now retired, about the Guthrie case and he said something I think is pretty solid… if someone took this woman and intended on her living to collect a ransom, they would have taken her meds with her.
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Don't be discouraged and not vote. We have to vote! We have to show numbers. We won't have a leg to stand on otherwise. So vote expecting to win and still lose. You can't do anything more important than that this year. And then either roll your sleeves up or get underground.
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Don't be discouraged and not vote. We have to vote! We have to show numbers. We won't have a leg to stand on otherwise. So vote expecting to win and still lose. You can't do anything more important than that this year. And then either roll your sleeves up or get underground.
Trump will steal this upcoming election regardless. ICE agents will be around the polls picking brown people off, tying up time and it's going to be a complete shitshow. But here's the deal: If Dems have a mediocre showing, that'll be the end of it. If we have a MASSIVE showing, then we fight!
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Trump will steal this upcoming election regardless. ICE agents will be around the polls picking brown people off, tying up time and it's going to be a complete shitshow. But here's the deal: If Dems have a mediocre showing, that'll be the end of it. If we have a MASSIVE showing, then we fight!
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Florida is a really good example. They've had state republican leadership for 30 years, but in that time frame Dems have won the state in presidential elections. It's a huge population and the split is "nearly half". That's a LOT of dems. This stuff adds up, it's always important to vote!
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Florida is a really good example. They've had state republican leadership for 30 years, but in that time frame Dems have won the state in presidential elections. It's a huge population and the split is "nearly half". That's a LOT of dems. This stuff adds up, it's always important to vote!
I think if you just take it on face value population of red states vs blue states, the red states outnumber the blue states by at least 30 million (and maybe up to 50 million, depending on which states you count as red/blue). Question is, how many dems are in those red states?
"MAGA is definitely not half the country."
How Big Is MAGA, Really?
Trump is governing like he has a huge mandate. The numbers disagree.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I think if you just take it on face value population of red states vs blue states, the red states outnumber the blue states by at least 30 million (and maybe up to 50 million, depending on which states you count as red/blue). Question is, how many dems are in those red states?
This is your captain speaking. I'd like to thank everyone on for flying with us. We are currently descending and will be landing shortly in DC at Trump Made Us Include His Name, So You Can Eat Tomorrow Airport. Please ensure your seat-belts are fastened and....
Trump is withholding federal funds in an attempt to get more landmarks named after himself.
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
This is your captain speaking. I'd like to thank everyone on for flying with us. We are currently descending and will be landing shortly in DC at Trump Made Us Include His Name, So You Can Eat Tomorrow Airport. Please ensure your seat-belts are fastened and....
I basically want my presidents to be Vulcans. Use established protocol and systems, show no emotion, make logical decisions, when logic calls to better the many over the few, or protect the few over the many then do so, and be prepared to exert extreme force when needed.
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I basically want my presidents to be Vulcans. Use established protocol and systems, show no emotion, make logical decisions, when logic calls to better the many over the few, or protect the few over the many then do so, and be prepared to exert extreme force when needed.
Guy down the street had his trailer loaded with rock for his gardens. I need big rocks like that and thinking he found a good deal somewhere, I asked where he went.... "Oh, I just went out the lake and loaded it up..."
I don't think that's exactly legal.
I don't think that's exactly legal.
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Guy down the street had his trailer loaded with rock for his gardens. I need big rocks like that and thinking he found a good deal somewhere, I asked where he went.... "Oh, I just went out the lake and loaded it up..."
I don't think that's exactly legal.
I don't think that's exactly legal.
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States don't have the authority to remove ICE from the state.
This is the ENTIRE point of getting the ACLU and Brennan Center to file for preliminary injunctions to prevent ICE from "guarding" the election.
This is the ENTIRE point of getting the ACLU and Brennan Center to file for preliminary injunctions to prevent ICE from "guarding" the election.
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
States don't have the authority to remove ICE from the state.
This is the ENTIRE point of getting the ACLU and Brennan Center to file for preliminary injunctions to prevent ICE from "guarding" the election.
This is the ENTIRE point of getting the ACLU and Brennan Center to file for preliminary injunctions to prevent ICE from "guarding" the election.
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There will be no international observers in US elections. ICE would just remove them anyway. They can "observe" from afar, but without the data in-hand, it's pointless.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
There will be no international observers in US elections. ICE would just remove them anyway. They can "observe" from afar, but without the data in-hand, it's pointless.
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So if you're planning to call the upcoming Moon mission "fake", all you need is a S-band LNB/downconverter, Software-defined Radio (SDR), antenna and some math skills. It isn't super expensive. It isn't hard to learn. And for those who know how, you're just going to look like a massive idiot.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
So if you're planning to call the upcoming Moon mission "fake", all you need is a S-band LNB/downconverter, Software-defined Radio (SDR), antenna and some math skills. It isn't super expensive. It isn't hard to learn. And for those who know how, you're just going to look like a massive idiot.
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It's not really a "station", there's no broadcast radio transmitter. It's just a really fancy streaming setup for cable television.
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It's not really a "station", there's no broadcast radio transmitter. It's just a really fancy streaming setup for cable television.