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@altnoaa.bsky.social
Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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Is there such a thing as a "Constitutional Sheriff"? No.
Sheriff's are however elected. But the Constitution does not create this power, the word isn't found. State Law create this power. And Sheriff's can enforce any county ordinance/resolution, state or federal law inside their county.
Sheriff's are however elected. But the Constitution does not create this power, the word isn't found. State Law create this power. And Sheriff's can enforce any county ordinance/resolution, state or federal law inside their county.
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Is there such a thing as a "Constitutional Sheriff"? No.
Sheriff's are however elected. But the Constitution does not create this power, the word isn't found. State Law create this power. And Sheriff's can enforce any county ordinance/resolution, state or federal law inside their county.
Sheriff's are however elected. But the Constitution does not create this power, the word isn't found. State Law create this power. And Sheriff's can enforce any county ordinance/resolution, state or federal law inside their county.
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It also makes a difference because if an investigator found the camera and got the sensor pattern noise from it (a unique "fingerprint" in digital cameras) then a forensic team can identify any other photographs that camera produced. If ownership is proven, that's a big step towards a court case.
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It also makes a difference because if an investigator found the camera and got the sensor pattern noise from it (a unique "fingerprint" in digital cameras) then a forensic team can identify any other photographs that camera produced. If ownership is proven, that's a big step towards a court case.
The file name format suggest it's a photo from a Sony camera.
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The file name format suggest it's a photo from a Sony camera.
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Well, I didn't write that part. But, let's just say "people boring at parties" and leave it at that.
February 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Well, I didn't write that part. But, let's just say "people boring at parties" and leave it at that.
It could be Romney's Mormon magic underwear that keeps him looking young. Or, it could be that Trump has abused cocaine most of this life.
Pop quiz: both same age, both tea totalers. Can you spot the physical differences?
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It could be Romney's Mormon magic underwear that keeps him looking young. Or, it could be that Trump has abused cocaine most of this life.
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These new shows were definitely made for people who saw a few episodes with their dads 20 years ago. I'm glad you enjoy them.
February 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
These new shows were definitely made for people who saw a few episodes with their dads 20 years ago. I'm glad you enjoy them.
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Elon will probably next buy an artificial lab grown beef company (actually fits SpaceX... You can't take a cow to Mars) and these GOP states will outlaw cattle and praise him for it.
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Elon will probably next buy an artificial lab grown beef company (actually fits SpaceX... You can't take a cow to Mars) and these GOP states will outlaw cattle and praise him for it.
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IMO, continuity of gov is more important than continuity of a single POTUS (who failed). Replacing Congress is much harder to do than replacing a president in an emergency. A bullet train between the Capitol and Mount Weather could do the trip in 15 minutes, end to end. That's what we need to build.
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
IMO, continuity of gov is more important than continuity of a single POTUS (who failed). Replacing Congress is much harder to do than replacing a president in an emergency. A bullet train between the Capitol and Mount Weather could do the trip in 15 minutes, end to end. That's what we need to build.
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Personally, I think it's a waste of time. The better plan is just to get the POTUS the hell out of town if there's inbound ICBMs. If anything hits the Federal Government in DC... that's going to be a crater. Better project would be high speed rail from Capitol Building going to Mount Weather.
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Personally, I think it's a waste of time. The better plan is just to get the POTUS the hell out of town if there's inbound ICBMs. If anything hits the Federal Government in DC... that's going to be a crater. Better project would be high speed rail from Capitol Building going to Mount Weather.
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The East Wing and the bunker were built in response to Pearl Harbor, I believe. And while we were close to building "the bomb", the bunker wasn't actually designed on paper to be a nuclear shelter. That hardening is what needed updating. Its my understanding that could have been done without demo.
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The East Wing and the bunker were built in response to Pearl Harbor, I believe. And while we were close to building "the bomb", the bunker wasn't actually designed on paper to be a nuclear shelter. That hardening is what needed updating. Its my understanding that could have been done without demo.
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I think some are under the impression that Trump is "adding" a bunker. That's not the case. The bunker has been there since the East Wing was constructed (it was the "cover" for the bunker, quite literally). And the bunker needed updated, I'm sure. But it wasn't necessary to destroy the East Wing.
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I think some are under the impression that Trump is "adding" a bunker. That's not the case. The bunker has been there since the East Wing was constructed (it was the "cover" for the bunker, quite literally). And the bunker needed updated, I'm sure. But it wasn't necessary to destroy the East Wing.
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I think it's a hard argument to sell a judge that halting construction would "imperil the President", when the President is hardly ever at The White House. He spends more time at Mar-a-Lago and due to its proximity to the Atlantic Ocean, I'm extremely sure there's no bunker under it.
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I think it's a hard argument to sell a judge that halting construction would "imperil the President", when the President is hardly ever at The White House. He spends more time at Mar-a-Lago and due to its proximity to the Atlantic Ocean, I'm extremely sure there's no bunker under it.
SCI is "need to know" and for me to do one of my previous jobs effectively, I needed to know a lot of things. I've been briefed on a lot of NatSec details, even helped write some. And I can't say what any of it was. But I can say nothing I ever read required a ballroom to secure the nation.
DOJ Argues East Wing Ballroom Is Needed for “National Security” Reasons
Halting construction would imperil the President," a Department of Justice court brief states.
truthout.org
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
SCI is "need to know" and for me to do one of my previous jobs effectively, I needed to know a lot of things. I've been briefed on a lot of NatSec details, even helped write some. And I can't say what any of it was. But I can say nothing I ever read required a ballroom to secure the nation.
The only difference between the Green New Deal and the Greed New Deal is that with the former, there's fair competition and public benefit.
Other than that, same tech.
Other than that, same tech.
I don't think it should be legal to have a "road" that is limited to a specific brand of vehicle.
The rules are different with rail, but even Amtrak has a legal right to use freight tracks and that would apply to other passenger trains, if we had them.
The rules are different with rail, but even Amtrak has a legal right to use freight tracks and that would apply to other passenger trains, if we had them.
Musk's underground tunnels in Las Vegas face scrutiny over safety, environmental concerns
Elon Musk's “Vegas Loop,” an underground transit system of private tunnels, is facing scrutiny from Nevada lawmakers after years of complaints about workplace safety and alleged violations.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The only difference between the Green New Deal and the Greed New Deal is that with the former, there's fair competition and public benefit.
Other than that, same tech.
Other than that, same tech.
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at one time our government would do projects like this to benefit the many now they allow the oligarchs to do it to enrich the few and it is BS.
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
at one time our government would do projects like this to benefit the many now they allow the oligarchs to do it to enrich the few and it is BS.
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Musk's companies are subsidized by taxpayers and as a result he gets "private roads" under our cities?
Las Vegas really needs to get its shit together.
Las Vegas really needs to get its shit together.
February 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Musk's companies are subsidized by taxpayers and as a result he gets "private roads" under our cities?
Las Vegas really needs to get its shit together.
Las Vegas really needs to get its shit together.
I don't think it should be legal to have a "road" that is limited to a specific brand of vehicle.
The rules are different with rail, but even Amtrak has a legal right to use freight tracks and that would apply to other passenger trains, if we had them.
The rules are different with rail, but even Amtrak has a legal right to use freight tracks and that would apply to other passenger trains, if we had them.
Musk's underground tunnels in Las Vegas face scrutiny over safety, environmental concerns
Elon Musk's “Vegas Loop,” an underground transit system of private tunnels, is facing scrutiny from Nevada lawmakers after years of complaints about workplace safety and alleged violations.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I don't think it should be legal to have a "road" that is limited to a specific brand of vehicle.
The rules are different with rail, but even Amtrak has a legal right to use freight tracks and that would apply to other passenger trains, if we had them.
The rules are different with rail, but even Amtrak has a legal right to use freight tracks and that would apply to other passenger trains, if we had them.
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It just seems really odd to me that anybody could think that the EU could stand up against Russia without the USA when the EU can't even stand united and force Trump's hand. I mean, that's the test. If you can't do that, Putin will absolutely own you!
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It just seems really odd to me that anybody could think that the EU could stand up against Russia without the USA when the EU can't even stand united and force Trump's hand. I mean, that's the test. If you can't do that, Putin will absolutely own you!
Everybody in Denver has to move out!
Yes
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Everybody in Denver has to move out!
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What about NYC? Are we just going to abandon it because it's coastal?
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
What about NYC? Are we just going to abandon it because it's coastal?
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IF that were true, it would also apply to California, the entire Gulf Coast and even some mountain states where insurance companies are leaving.
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
IF that were true, it would also apply to California, the entire Gulf Coast and even some mountain states where insurance companies are leaving.
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Florida's GOP have always viewed it as "The California you can afford." That's kind of their whole gimmick. But it's no longer the case. People are buying homes and have to pay cash because they can't find an insurer (required for mortgage). Florida has really gotten stupid. Dems have opportunity.
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Florida's GOP have always viewed it as "The California you can afford." That's kind of their whole gimmick. But it's no longer the case. People are buying homes and have to pay cash because they can't find an insurer (required for mortgage). Florida has really gotten stupid. Dems have opportunity.
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Song lyrics from the person that Christians are holding up:
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).”
~ Kid Rock, from the song "Cool, Daddy Cool".
genius.com/22609742
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).”
~ Kid Rock, from the song "Cool, Daddy Cool".
genius.com/22609742
Young ladies, young ladies / I like 'em underage, see / Some say that's statutory / But I say it's mandatory
In this lyric, Kid Rock sings about his love for underage GIRLS and statutory rape.
It’s also a double entendre because this song was featured in a kids movie, and Kid Rock doing a song for it shows ...
genius.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Song lyrics from the person that Christians are holding up:
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).”
~ Kid Rock, from the song "Cool, Daddy Cool".
genius.com/22609742
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).”
~ Kid Rock, from the song "Cool, Daddy Cool".
genius.com/22609742