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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.

Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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NWS Bots for Bluesky
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They forgot to pay the toll. If you want to get drugs into America these days, you must first deposit bitcoin. Contact the acting President of Venezuelan for details.
Southcom killed 2 more in the Eastern Pacific today, making at least 131 civilians killed by the US with no due process in 35 attacks over 5 months.

Only a sick nation would do this. 23 attacks in the Eastern Pacific, 10 in the Caribbean, 2 unspecified. See adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I am far more likely to believe that Joe Biden’s uncle was eaten by cannibals than I am to believe the 2020 election was stolen. There are layers upon layers of election security. If you crash land in the Jungle, anything’s possible.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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It was supposed to be reported to Congress within 21 days. It took 8 months and when it did reach them, it was redacted citing “executive privilege,” implying the President is directly involved (but wasn’t a participant in convo being recorded by NSA).
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
This happened 3rd week of May. Intelligence likely collected 2nd week of May. It’s reasonable to suspect that Qatari officials would have been discussing the legality of a 747 gift that week. Also reasonable to assume they knew it wasn’t legal and needed a loophole.
Bakaj: Intelligence was gathered that captured activity being conducted by someone close to the president. Gabbard was given a heads-up.

She went to Susie Wiles and discussed it.

When she returned to the DNI’s office, she directed that the intelligence not be distributed any further…
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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She's actually so close to getting it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Why were they even there? Tulsa Union could have put up a better fight.
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I always thought it was funny the Mormons believe the guy showed up in Boston or wherever and the locals were able to understand him.
📌Jesus didn't speak English either, MAGA.
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
In all the Bad Bunny news, we’re forgetting to mention the Patriots got humiliated.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
If Gilligan was a white nationalist.
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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I live in Oklahoma. I see it every Wednesday evening when the KKK meeting ends and they all go to IHOP.
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Yes. It’s called “cone hat hair”.
Is this haircut spotted at Mar-a-Lago a MAGA thing?
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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It’s not provable. The law needs more than feelings.

This would be provable.
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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I graduated from the US Merchant Marine Academy.

Imagine if the State Department and Iran just showed up one day to discuss diplomatic relations in a public forum.

There’s science fiction. And then there’s just stupid fiction. We’ve run aground in stupidlandia.
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
In the entire history of the Star Trek franchise, it’s never been mentioned or even implied that high level interplanetary negotiations take place in a public court at Starfleet Academy.

This is stupid.
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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And standing next to a Democrat.
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Massie: "There's also an FBI form that lists people who are conspirators. And one of those is a male, it's like on an FBI form, they've redacted his picture and his name on that form, where I guess they were considering an indictment or indicting or something."
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Khanna: "But there are very powerful people who raped these underaged girls, it wasn't just Epstein or Maxwell, or showed up to the island, or showed up to the ranch or the home knowing underaged girls were being paraded around... and some of the sickening stuff in there about the violence."
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Reporter: Did you see President Trump's name redacted?

Massie: I didn't put Donald Trump's name in the search engine, so I couldn't tell you.

Reporter: Why not?

Massie ignores the question.
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Massie: "In a couple hours (at the DOJ viewing unredacted Epstein files) we found six men whose names have been redacted and who are implicated in the way the files are presented."
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Only two things are certain in this Universe: Death and Donald Trump is a fucking rapist.
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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What Trump posted was a unique new video that contained a (racist) clip from a "meme video" that was posted in October. Meaning, they didn't just download the meme and not see this and post that. The White House edited the racist clip into a new video that they made.

That's not an oopsie.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There are ZERO excuses for a racist video to be posted by the POTUS. He of course knew what it was. But on the hypothetical, a properly run White House would have had a team that caught it prior to posting it. Instead, they have a team that posted it and then said the outrage was fake. Impeach him.
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If your religion was so fucking great, you wouldn't have to worry about forcing it on anyone. Everybody would be flocking to it.

Also, this is violation of Federal Law. There are no loopholes. It's either a public school or it isn't.
WATCH: “Where’s my kid gonna go, Gino? He’s in Kindergarten.”

Rep. Gino Bulso’s HB 1491 requires Tennessee public schools to teach the Bible in K-12 — he defends it by saying parents can “opt out”, but doesn’t seem to have thought through what that actually means for young kids.
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Dads are important. But, I think Olympians are a bit like special forces operators in terms of determination and spirit. Dads may not have as much influence as they think.
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM