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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.

Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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NWS Bots for Bluesky
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I have no problem with sending humans to Mars. But, it needs to be science based. Similar to a research station in Antarctica. Musk is instead trying to sell horse shit of a commercial venture and creating a civilization of slaves. He would never build a rocket "for science".
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Nothing will happen if Dems can't win back control of both the House and Senate, but this NSA whistleblower report is likely the one thing that would take down Trump on impeachment. And I've got money that says it has a lot to do with that 747 from Qatar and one of his sons.
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Figure skating is already over? Sheesh, these Olympics are going to be over with before the FBI even has a chance to claim Epstein was a philanthropist who saved children.
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Two marked sheriff’s cars and another vehicle arrived at Nancy Guthrie’s house around midday Sunday and at least two people went to the back of the home for more than 20 minutes before leaving without comment.
Investigation continues a week after Savannah Guthrie mother was reported missing
The investigation into the apparent kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie, mother of "Today" show host Savannah Guthrie, continues. Authorities believe she was taken last weekend.
apnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I've heard concerns from people I know who are still serving that Iran is developing a "flying grenade". A cell phone sized drone, potentially capable of 100+ mile flight, that can be launched in swarms and just indiscriminately dive bombs a battlefield (or a city) with a small explosive.
I stand against everything the Iranian Regime represents, but still find it sad that western nations flaunt their "technological expertise" when Iran used "redneck engineering" and created a cheap drone with basically a lawn mower attached to it and changed every battlefield in the world overnight.
🇫🇷🇺🇦🦅 France will begin joint production of drones with Ukraine, — French Defense Minister.

France and Ukraine plan to combine Ukrainian production facilities and French "technological expertise" to create UAVs. The project will be financed by a European loan to Ukraine.
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
In Feb 2024, I bought a capacitor for our A/C and paid $11.04 (with tax). It should last longer than two years, but I just tested our system and it's weak, so to be prepared I just bought the same capacitor for $31.12 (with tax).

That's a pretty significant hike for a two year stretch.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I stand against everything the Iranian Regime represents, but still find it sad that western nations flaunt their "technological expertise" when Iran used "redneck engineering" and created a cheap drone with basically a lawn mower attached to it and changed every battlefield in the world overnight.
🇫🇷🇺🇦🦅 France will begin joint production of drones with Ukraine, — French Defense Minister.

France and Ukraine plan to combine Ukrainian production facilities and French "technological expertise" to create UAVs. The project will be financed by a European loan to Ukraine.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Her beloved President? I don't think she likes him.

Are you mad about Vonn, or are you mad because you don't understand the world?
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
It could be worse, I guess. Saddam Hussein lined up the national soccer team and had them shot in the back.

Of course, the day isn't over yet.
The president is now attacking a US Olympian as a “Loser” and misrepresenting his words for his mild unspecified criticisms about things going on in the US right now.
February 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Rich, powerful men control the Department of Justice.

Dershowitz is all over this too.
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Olympians compete on injuries. Extremely common. The Olympics aren't going to wait for you to heal.
She had no business being out there.
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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I've not seen reports of LEO using dogs at house. One of the first things my dad (a sheriff) would have done is had someone walk street/property with cadaver dog to rule out potential homicide. I think it's kind of weird they didn't (or at least news hasn't reported it if they did).
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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For what it's worth... I still think the most likely outcome is someone she knew. It's been a week, she's on important meds. Past 72 hours, that usually gets critical. I don't think person is really after a ransom, I think it's likely something to try and throw off investigation. But, we'll see.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I'm pretty impressed with KOLD. They didn't ask for it and I am quite sure didn't want it, but they have become the intermediary between the Guthrie Family and what may be the kidnappers. They're sitting on news everyone wants, they're journalists and they're being very responsible.
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Future job interview...

INT - OFFICE

Supervisor: You have a pretty impressive resume. I see you did blow jobs at the Olympics. You start immediately!
NEW WINTER OLYMPIC SPORT: synchronized snow blowing. 🤷🏽‍♂️
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I thought that was ICE. Glad I read it or I wouldn't have known.
👀❗️Russia claims to have detained the perpetrator of the assassination attempt on General Alekseev — FSB

It is claimed that Russian citizen Lyubomyr Korba was detained in the UAE and handed over to Moscow.
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
It is indeed weird. And fucked up. I spent most of my adult life as an officer in the USAF. The State Dept is who you want to do diplomacy. We exist to kill people when they fail.

We're not diplomats.
🇺🇸🇮🇷🇺🇦 Trump has taken unusual steps, bringing military leaders into high-level talks, sending the top U.S. commander in the Middle East to negotiate over Iran's nuclear program and appointing the Army secretary as a key negotiator to end the war between Russia and Ukraine, — AP.
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I'm not sure if it matters anymore. I don't think there's very many people in the USA with "major media buying money" who want to run an apolitical organization and not have their fingers in the White House money jar. The only way WaPo will ever matter again is to make it employee owned/controlled.
"Washington Post readers have rightly concluded that Bezos is no longer committed to the democratic ideals that he once professed to revere and that the newspaper has committed to defend....If ever the Post needed a new owner, it is now."
www.thebulwark.com/p/jeff-bezos...
Jeff Bezos Must Sell the Washington Post
Mass layoffs undermine his promises to protect a great American institution.
www.thebulwark.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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Miami Herald reporter Julie K. Brown, whose work led to the arrests of Epstein & Maxwell, dropped a bombshell claim, saying the DOJ has been lying and that "there really is an FBI list of other people suspected of possible wrongdoing in connection with Epstein." Trump is on that list, she said,‼️
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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The Trump Family is running a racket. You launder money to Eric or D-jr and the United States Government will say nice things about you...

So this phone call in the whistleblower report is very likely along these lines. Qatar... I'd say Saudi, but they have Jared and he has a special gov role.
Hot mic captures Indonesian president asking Trump to meet son Eric
YouTube video by Guardian News
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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Getting there safely doesn't really mean a whole lot if after you get there you can't breathe, can't eat, can't drink and the Sun cooks you from the inside out.

Elon doesn't have a "Mars Program". He has a rocket.
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM