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@altnoaa.bsky.social
Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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@altnoaa.bsky.social
· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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The unfortunate news is that most of America doesn't look like a golf course. It looks like crops and livestock. Maybe a farmer down the road thinks "Trump and I don't like brown folk." But the reality is Trump doesn't like ag folk, period. He's never done an honest day of hard work in his life.
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The unfortunate news is that most of America doesn't look like a golf course. It looks like crops and livestock. Maybe a farmer down the road thinks "Trump and I don't like brown folk." But the reality is Trump doesn't like ag folk, period. He's never done an honest day of hard work in his life.
Everyone probably has a slightly different perception of what Trump is saying here. But here is mine: I come from a place that ruled by agriculture. It isn't Puerto Rico, but farm work is farm work. Trump saw something representative of farm work instead of gilded walls and he didn't see America.
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.
Good god what a child
Good god what a child
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Everyone probably has a slightly different perception of what Trump is saying here. But here is mine: I come from a place that ruled by agriculture. It isn't Puerto Rico, but farm work is farm work. Trump saw something representative of farm work instead of gilded walls and he didn't see America.
Vegetarian jokes are like Pluto debates—people think they’re clever, but the science community moved on years ago.
I think I’ll end with a @SuperBowl Sunday dad-joke thought…
Would be cool if, at the end of the season, they corralled all @NFL players who are vegetarian, and allow them to play in their own Salad Bowl.
Would be cool if, at the end of the season, they corralled all @NFL players who are vegetarian, and allow them to play in their own Salad Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Vegetarian jokes are like Pluto debates—people think they’re clever, but the science community moved on years ago.
They hit 10,000!
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
They hit 10,000!
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And there it is. He fucking watched it too. 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
And there it is. He fucking watched it too. 🤣
"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying..."
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying..."
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
Says el hombre gordo naranja from Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
"Epstein wasn't running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men..." ~ FBI
Mystery surrounds the Jeffrey Epstein files after Bondi claims 'tens of thousands' of videos
Attorney General Pam Bondi’s comments about evidence the Justice Department is reviewing from its Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking investigation have fueled anticipation about the expected release of m...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"Epstein wasn't running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men..." ~ FBI
And the numbers are in.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
And the numbers are in.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
Super Bowl Halftime Show: 300 million viewers.
TPUSA Halftime Show: 4 viewers.
I think maybe Bad Bunny trolled MAGA. I didn't see a dress. I did see about 100 women shaking their money makers at him.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I think maybe Bad Bunny trolled MAGA. I didn't see a dress. I did see about 100 women shaking their money makers at him.
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No. They're not saying they agree or disagree with it. They're just reporting what the FBI concluded.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
No. They're not saying they agree or disagree with it. They're just reporting what the FBI concluded.
Stay tuned for next week: Saint Epstein was a philanthropist who donated heavily to children's charities.
FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show
The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential peopl...
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February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Stay tuned for next week: Saint Epstein was a philanthropist who donated heavily to children's charities.
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Here is "the most official" list. American media should probably just follow this format.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Here is "the most official" list. American media should probably just follow this format.
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But this is not how the rest of the world does this. It's gold first, then silver, then bronze.
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
But this is not how the rest of the world does this. It's gold first, then silver, then bronze.
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I think some US outlets publish that way because the USA is usually the biggest team overall and has the highest chances of taking the most medals home. So even if no American wins a gold or silver and the country in total wins 60 bronze, even a country with 59 gold and no others will be "second".
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I think some US outlets publish that way because the USA is usually the biggest team overall and has the highest chances of taking the most medals home. So even if no American wins a gold or silver and the country in total wins 60 bronze, even a country with 59 gold and no others will be "second".
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That's so weird because the IOC's Olympic medal table is usually by gold first.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
That's so weird because the IOC's Olympic medal table is usually by gold first.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic...
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Truly underreported that his home named in Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Truly underreported that his home named in Spanish.
Aren't these usually ranked by total gold, then total silver and then total bronze?
From @theathletic.com: The first weekend of the Winter Olympics is done. These are the medal standings so far, with Italy leading the pack in total medals and Norway leading in gold. The U.S. has won two golds in team figure skating and women's downhill. nyti.ms/4akC4ke
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Aren't these usually ranked by total gold, then total silver and then total bronze?
This headline says a lot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
This headline says a lot.
Mar-a-Lago, Florida: "English is the official language of the United States," says Donald Trump, President.
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Mar-a-Lago, Florida: "English is the official language of the United States," says Donald Trump, President.
Everyone loved Selena. Everyone loved Miami Sound Machine and Gloria Estefan. Even if the 50s, people loved Ritchie Valens. But now all of a sudden we can't have music performers singing in Spanish.
It's almost like Trump is a poison pill. Almost.
It's almost like Trump is a poison pill. Almost.
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Everyone loved Selena. Everyone loved Miami Sound Machine and Gloria Estefan. Even if the 50s, people loved Ritchie Valens. But now all of a sudden we can't have music performers singing in Spanish.
It's almost like Trump is a poison pill. Almost.
It's almost like Trump is a poison pill. Almost.
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I have no problem with sending humans to Mars. But, it needs to be science based. Similar to a research station in Antarctica. Musk is instead trying to sell horse shit of a commercial venture and creating a civilization of slaves. He would never build a rocket "for science".
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I have no problem with sending humans to Mars. But, it needs to be science based. Similar to a research station in Antarctica. Musk is instead trying to sell horse shit of a commercial venture and creating a civilization of slaves. He would never build a rocket "for science".
Nothing will happen if Dems can't win back control of both the House and Senate, but this NSA whistleblower report is likely the one thing that would take down Trump on impeachment. And I've got money that says it has a lot to do with that 747 from Qatar and one of his sons.
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Nothing will happen if Dems can't win back control of both the House and Senate, but this NSA whistleblower report is likely the one thing that would take down Trump on impeachment. And I've got money that says it has a lot to do with that 747 from Qatar and one of his sons.
Figure skating is already over? Sheesh, these Olympics are going to be over with before the FBI even has a chance to claim Epstein was a philanthropist who saved children.
Figure skating-U.S. win team gold medal at Milano Cortina Games reut.rs/4rB0LQd
Figure skating-U.S. win team gold medal at Milano Cortina Games
Japan captured silver and Italy bronze.
reut.rs
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Figure skating is already over? Sheesh, these Olympics are going to be over with before the FBI even has a chance to claim Epstein was a philanthropist who saved children.