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@altnoaa.bsky.social
Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Kinda Grumpy. Go Walz! 🌮
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· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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I think DOJ did this on purpose and it's kind of hilarious.
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I think DOJ did this on purpose and it's kind of hilarious.
And the murder of Alex Pretti should concern every American who still believes in the Second Amendment.
Putting breaching charges on doors and pulling people out of their homes without a judicial warrant should concern every American who still believes in the Fourth Amendment.
Putting breaching charges on doors and pulling people out of their homes without a judicial warrant should concern every American who still believes in the Fourth Amendment.
"The recent arrest of Don Lemon should alarm every American who still believes in the First Amendment," writes Kerry Kennedy.
When a Journalist Is Arrested, Democracy Is the One in Handcuffs
Kerry Kennedy, President of the Robert and Ethel Human Rights Center, on the arrest of journalist Don Lemon
www.rollingstone.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
And the murder of Alex Pretti should concern every American who still believes in the Second Amendment.
Putting breaching charges on doors and pulling people out of their homes without a judicial warrant should concern every American who still believes in the Fourth Amendment.
Putting breaching charges on doors and pulling people out of their homes without a judicial warrant should concern every American who still believes in the Fourth Amendment.
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I think you're right. I think you can eat one meal per day "today" and be fatter and less healthy than someone who ate three meals per day with a dinner desert in any decade prior to 1970.
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think you're right. I think you can eat one meal per day "today" and be fatter and less healthy than someone who ate three meals per day with a dinner desert in any decade prior to 1970.
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
Our food, it's not real food. At least if you're not spending a fortune and "organic" doesn't mean "natural".
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Trump has fat immunity.
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Trump has fat immunity.
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Actually, it was 135 BILLION pounds. I guess RFK Jr said "million" and Oz corrected him.
So -- everybody should be pretty slim four months in.
people.com/dr-oz-procla...
So -- everybody should be pretty slim four months in.
people.com/dr-oz-procla...
Dr. Oz Proclaims Americans Could Lose '135 Billion Pounds' by Midterm Elections with New Weight Loss Drug Pricing
Dr. Oz estimated Americans could lose "135 billion pounds" by the midterm elections next year. The administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services later corrected the metric to 135 mil...
people.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Actually, it was 135 BILLION pounds. I guess RFK Jr said "million" and Oz corrected him.
So -- everybody should be pretty slim four months in.
people.com/dr-oz-procla...
So -- everybody should be pretty slim four months in.
people.com/dr-oz-procla...
It's been 4-months since RFK Jr and "Doctor" Oz stated that America was going to lose 125 million pounds of fat in a year. Which means, it should be well on its weigh (sic/pun).
We should be about 40 million pounds lighter by now. Do you still see fat people out there? Yes/No.
We should be about 40 million pounds lighter by now. Do you still see fat people out there? Yes/No.
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's been 4-months since RFK Jr and "Doctor" Oz stated that America was going to lose 125 million pounds of fat in a year. Which means, it should be well on its weigh (sic/pun).
We should be about 40 million pounds lighter by now. Do you still see fat people out there? Yes/No.
We should be about 40 million pounds lighter by now. Do you still see fat people out there? Yes/No.
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I'll be upfront: I didn't exist in 1960. But I did grow up in the 1980s and yes, everything tasted better back then. Some junk food in the 1980s was healthier for you than what we commonly call meals today. RFK Jr is doing nothing important.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'll be upfront: I didn't exist in 1960. But I did grow up in the 1980s and yes, everything tasted better back then. Some junk food in the 1980s was healthier for you than what we commonly call meals today. RFK Jr is doing nothing important.
I've been watching Stephen King's 11/22/63. It's one of the few novels I've not read and have only seen show/movie. I am liking it. Which is funny, because I almost never like King's work on film, probably because I read the novel. But one thing that struck a chord with me: Better food in 1960!
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I've been watching Stephen King's 11/22/63. It's one of the few novels I've not read and have only seen show/movie. I am liking it. Which is funny, because I almost never like King's work on film, probably because I read the novel. But one thing that struck a chord with me: Better food in 1960!
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Oh and also, Government Regulations = Private Sector Jobs!
To have Government Regulations, you need Government employees!
Immigrants working in ag = cheaper food.
That's not even hard math to figure out.
To have Government Regulations, you need Government employees!
Immigrants working in ag = cheaper food.
That's not even hard math to figure out.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Oh and also, Government Regulations = Private Sector Jobs!
To have Government Regulations, you need Government employees!
Immigrants working in ag = cheaper food.
That's not even hard math to figure out.
To have Government Regulations, you need Government employees!
Immigrants working in ag = cheaper food.
That's not even hard math to figure out.
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The stock market ≠ "The Economy".
Foreign Investment ≠ "The Economy."
If you want people to feel that the economy is great, then tax the shit out of billionaires, bring down housing costs, create universal single-payer healthcare and let that put money in people's pockets!
Foreign Investment ≠ "The Economy."
If you want people to feel that the economy is great, then tax the shit out of billionaires, bring down housing costs, create universal single-payer healthcare and let that put money in people's pockets!
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The stock market ≠ "The Economy".
Foreign Investment ≠ "The Economy."
If you want people to feel that the economy is great, then tax the shit out of billionaires, bring down housing costs, create universal single-payer healthcare and let that put money in people's pockets!
Foreign Investment ≠ "The Economy."
If you want people to feel that the economy is great, then tax the shit out of billionaires, bring down housing costs, create universal single-payer healthcare and let that put money in people's pockets!
Trump: The polls on the economy should be great.
Llamas: Then why aren't they, if you believe that?
Trump: I don't know.
"I don't know" is the most honest thing this man has ever said.
Llamas: Then why aren't they, if you believe that?
Trump: I don't know.
"I don't know" is the most honest thing this man has ever said.
Trump: "I'm starting to get great polls on the economy."
Llamas: "The polls on the economy, they're not great."
Llamas: "The polls on the economy, they're not great."
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Trump: The polls on the economy should be great.
Llamas: Then why aren't they, if you believe that?
Trump: I don't know.
"I don't know" is the most honest thing this man has ever said.
Llamas: Then why aren't they, if you believe that?
Trump: I don't know.
"I don't know" is the most honest thing this man has ever said.
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I don't know what industry you work in, but I can tell you're not in the legal, medical, defense or marine shipping industries.
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I don't know what industry you work in, but I can tell you're not in the legal, medical, defense or marine shipping industries.
I'm in a process right now where I'm likely going to be taking a company to court. And one of the things that I'm doing "right now" is creating the paper trail. I won't take phone calls, all communications must be in some form of writing. I'm giving them a lot of opportunities. Paper trail matters!
Say it louder for the people in the back. I’m old so maybe the concept of a “paper” trail (& an e-trail) is completely unknown to anyone younger than I am, but still…..it’s hard to believe all these folks, who have presumably at one point or other ever worked for an actual company, don’t understand.
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I'm in a process right now where I'm likely going to be taking a company to court. And one of the things that I'm doing "right now" is creating the paper trail. I won't take phone calls, all communications must be in some form of writing. I'm giving them a lot of opportunities. Paper trail matters!
I feel for her. I really, really do.
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I feel for her. I really, really do.
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He's creating a paper trail so that it's public record that a confidential communication was sent.
February 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
He's creating a paper trail so that it's public record that a confidential communication was sent.
Somehow or another, we need an independent investigation board to investigate the Epstein Files who can call up a grand jury. I don't know how that board should be made. But, I think two federal judges appointed by a Rep POTUS, two appointed by a Dem POTUS + MTG and AOC is something I could trust.
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Somehow or another, we need an independent investigation board to investigate the Epstein Files who can call up a grand jury. I don't know how that board should be made. But, I think two federal judges appointed by a Rep POTUS, two appointed by a Dem POTUS + MTG and AOC is something I could trust.
A few months ago, I saw a guy walking down the street in Roswell that was about 9 foot tall. Looked human, but... I just thought it was weird. And Roswell, of all places.
Space aliens are notorious for ignoring things like paper work. Ink pens are so primitive.
If you spot or have information about these advanced breakers of law, the phone number provided by @schiff.senate.gov is open and waiting.
Make Alien Glork Absent
If you spot or have information about these advanced breakers of law, the phone number provided by @schiff.senate.gov is open and waiting.
Make Alien Glork Absent
'Turn in your neighbors, and life will be better for you.'
Logic circa 1930s Germany, now DHS policy.
Logic circa 1930s Germany, now DHS policy.
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
A few months ago, I saw a guy walking down the street in Roswell that was about 9 foot tall. Looked human, but... I just thought it was weird. And Roswell, of all places.
I'm an Oklahoma rancher with a rodeo family, I have these connections. Reba's Featherlite bus has been in our driveway. In a strictly personal convo, liberals would be disappointed. She's a bit like Cash, "Old school conservative". Prob not a Trump fan. Would see Bad Bunny photo as non-political.
Do her conservative fans not know her???
February 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm an Oklahoma rancher with a rodeo family, I have these connections. Reba's Featherlite bus has been in our driveway. In a strictly personal convo, liberals would be disappointed. She's a bit like Cash, "Old school conservative". Prob not a Trump fan. Would see Bad Bunny photo as non-political.
Donald Trump says we should "move on" from Epstein.
Only two arrests have been made: Esptein and Maxwell. They had hundreds of "clients".
We are a LONG way from "moving on".
Only two arrests have been made: Esptein and Maxwell. They had hundreds of "clients".
We are a LONG way from "moving on".
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Donald Trump says we should "move on" from Epstein.
Only two arrests have been made: Esptein and Maxwell. They had hundreds of "clients".
We are a LONG way from "moving on".
Only two arrests have been made: Esptein and Maxwell. They had hundreds of "clients".
We are a LONG way from "moving on".
Maxwell was the center of the Epstein's crimes. She wasn't just a "co-conspirator," she was an equal partner. She found girls, she groomed them, SHE RAPED them. This Administration is giving her a sweetheart deal, they're treating protesters in MN worse. Any GOP that accepts that, isn't serious.
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Maxwell was the center of the Epstein's crimes. She wasn't just a "co-conspirator," she was an equal partner. She found girls, she groomed them, SHE RAPED them. This Administration is giving her a sweetheart deal, they're treating protesters in MN worse. Any GOP that accepts that, isn't serious.
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Maxwell was the center of the Epstein's crimes. She wasn't just a "co-conspirator," she was an equal partner. She found girls, she groomed them, SHE RAPED them. This Administration is giving her a sweetheart deal, they're treating protesters in MN worse. Any GOP that accepts that, isn't serious.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Maxwell was the center of the Epstein's crimes. She wasn't just a "co-conspirator," she was an equal partner. She found girls, she groomed them, SHE RAPED them. This Administration is giving her a sweetheart deal, they're treating protesters in MN worse. Any GOP that accepts that, isn't serious.
She's either on drugs, deeply into alcohol or mentally unstable, or maybe all of the above. But, she has VERY serious health issues.
Nancy Mace: "For people who say I'm not okay -- no, I'm not okay. I'm not okay with Epstein co-conspirators walking free."
(Note that in the next breath she defends Trump!)
(Note that in the next breath she defends Trump!)
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
She's either on drugs, deeply into alcohol or mentally unstable, or maybe all of the above. But, she has VERY serious health issues.
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There's really one one way to prevent a bomb and that's overthrowing the regime. Because it would require knowing where everything is and physically removing that material out of the country or storage and the only way to achieve the latter is to do the former. There's no other way to hit that goal.
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
There's really one one way to prevent a bomb and that's overthrowing the regime. Because it would require knowing where everything is and physically removing that material out of the country or storage and the only way to achieve the latter is to do the former. There's no other way to hit that goal.