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It's October... BOO, BITCHES!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · Aug 19

If you'd asked about the housewarming gift list because you want to get an actual gift (not a gift card), we move in Thursday, so it should be safe to ship stuff to the new place!

There's some "Limited Time Deals" on it, too. I may end up snagging that Blink camera myself.

Here's the list:

Virtual Housewarming | Amazon Gift List

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 3h

See? This is some of the passive aggressive bs BW have been telling y’all about for years.

At least she admitted the quiet part out loud…she’s envious.

NVM BW have been preparing our homes since the orange demon took office...we should feel ”lucky” for being prepared 🫠

babyblueboomer.bsky.social @babyblueboomer.bsky.social · 7h

Aren't you lucky to have that option? And to have a freezer full of food! Seniors on this thread are envious ... we don't have Instacart or Doordash...what a luxury!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 49m

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 50m

And that's totally fine! Nothing at all wrong with that. And it's good that you know your limits.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 50m

Did Starbucks really *just* start offering protein coffees?!? I don't go to Starbucks a lot, so I guess I just assumed that was something they'd been doing ever since that became a thing. If not, it seems like a serious missed opportunity and a lot of revenue left on the table.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 53m

Neither could Chunk. 😜

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 54m

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 54m

You'll find them in the Tropical bags, which I decided to try on a whim... I'm not mad. They're pretty good. A nice change of pace from the original.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 55m

I know losing doesn't mean what it used to back in the "lose one & you're done" CFB era, but it still would suck for Oklahoma to lose to such a shitty Texas team, just from a state rivalry standpoint. That would be a real blow to the ego for Oklahoma and their fans.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 59m

We're surrounded by insufferable shit-swizzlers.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

He's absolutely right on both counts!

And I've never been anti-gun. I was on the ROTC Rifle & Pistol Squad in college, for fuck's sake. I think ammosexuals will be shocked to find how many of us quietly own guns. They're just not part of our identity and we don't fetishize them.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

No, but there is a dance...

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

There are way too many sanctimonious, pearl-clutching crapbaskets in the reply thread on this post.

Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 6h

Bird down.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

I would apologize for our shenanigans, but you know I wouldn't mean it. 😜

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

That's a pretty insane coincidence. I never knew that. Small world!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

1) Thank you!

2) Wait... Muncie... really?!?

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

We are of like mind. 😆

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 2h

This tab is just randomly open and has been for a while. Sometimes it reloads and the song starts to play, so I decided to just keep that tab and whenever that happens, I'll share it... 'cause we could all use a little more of this energy every now & again.

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'Still Bad' Lizzo & Kelly Clarkson | Songs & Stories

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 2h

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 2h

Lime Jolly Ranchers... even more different. I didn't even know those were a thing until today.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 2h

Exactly... it's like a game of Risk to them.