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It's October... BOO, BITCHES!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · Aug 19

If you'd asked about the housewarming gift list because you want to get an actual gift (not a gift card), we move in Thursday, so it should be safe to ship stuff to the new place!

There's some "Limited Time Deals" on it, too. I may end up snagging that Blink camera myself.

Here's the list:

Virtual Housewarming | Amazon Gift List

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What. The. SHIT?!?

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ANTIFAAAAAAAAA!

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Oh, no... this is the reboot, not the original. I have a nostalgic adoration for the original. And for her. That said, it's... uh... not her finest performance. 🤣

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

I was gonna, but I'm not spending $10 on it, so it'll just have to wait. 😆

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 8h

MAHA... amirite?!? But tallow fries at Steak & Shake!

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This classic episode of "The Cosby Show" aired 40 YEARS ago today.... #GenX was seated for it.

Rest easy, Malcolm-Jamal Warner 🕊

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 8h

Weapons of war in the hands of 3rd graders... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 8h

Me, until I die:

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That's why you're in charge.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 8h

I'm about to watch the reboot of Children of the Corn. It hasn't even started yet and I already regret it. 😆

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 8h

I ain't payin' $10 to watch 28 Years Later. That shit is just gonna have to wait until it's free. 🤣

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

This podcast is gonna need a producer and this felt a lot like a job application, so...

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

Spoiler alert... the owner is being deported. MAGA!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

I got a job I'm not qualified for and don't have the skill set to perform at the level the position demands, everybody... look at me go!

Wait... does this mean I have to start a podcast?!?

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

The zombies in 28 Weeks Later are SO FAST. Zombies aren't supposed to be that fast.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

First of all, I don't live anywhere near New York, but I'm throwing my hat in the ring to be your campaign's Communications Director anyway, because I know residency doesn't matter anymore either.

We can talk salary later. And you better not give the job to anyone else, because... I was first.

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