My mom really died... that really happened... so...
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At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
Pinned
My mom is currently in the hospital on comfort care... which means I'm about to be an orphan. Even when you know it's a fate that awaits us all and we all just assume we'll outlive our parents, this just... this sucks.
I have a million thoughts running through my head and no idea what to do.
I have a million thoughts running through my head and no idea what to do.
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Well... that's it... just got the call... officially an orphan... they're gonna call the funeral home my family has always used for me... head is spinning... heart is broken.
I don't even really know what's next. I guess life insurance stuff. I think I remember the funeral home helping with that.
I don't even really know what's next. I guess life insurance stuff. I think I remember the funeral home helping with that.
*nepobaby
She's one of the vacuous trashpiles running around saying MTG is a hero while simultaneously talking shit about RBG. Like, look here, ya dime store Vegas showgirl one-hit-wondercunt neobaby... you keep RBG's name out of your fucking mouth.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
*nepobaby
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Majorie Taylor Greene started this slap fight with Trump to justify quitting before her term ends, which was likely her plan all along... stay 5 years to get income for life, then bounce & become a lobbyist or a pundit making millions.
The people lauding her as a hero are fuckin' idiots.
The people lauding her as a hero are fuckin' idiots.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Majorie Taylor Greene started this slap fight with Trump to justify quitting before her term ends, which was likely her plan all along... stay 5 years to get income for life, then bounce & become a lobbyist or a pundit making millions.
The people lauding her as a hero are fuckin' idiots.
The people lauding her as a hero are fuckin' idiots.
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Here's a thing I never thought I'd say... 2025 is a trip, amirite?!?
Yes. Nancy Sinatra can eat all the syphilitic donkey dicks and faceplant into a baby pool of sun-warmed yak jizz.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here's a thing I never thought I'd say... 2025 is a trip, amirite?!?
I keep seeing a trailer for a Michelle Pfeiffer movie. The first several times, I didn't really pay attention and assumed it was an old movie. I just realized when I looked at the rest of the cast that it's a new movie and I just have to say...
Michelle Pfeiffer looks fan-fuckin'-tastic.
Michelle Pfeiffer looks fan-fuckin'-tastic.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I keep seeing a trailer for a Michelle Pfeiffer movie. The first several times, I didn't really pay attention and assumed it was an old movie. I just realized when I looked at the rest of the cast that it's a new movie and I just have to say...
Michelle Pfeiffer looks fan-fuckin'-tastic.
Michelle Pfeiffer looks fan-fuckin'-tastic.
Dough is in the fridge proofing... should be ready to go by tomorrow. Plan is to make some beef & noodles & mashed potatoes (maybe roasted potatoes in the air fryer... I have some baby golds).
We'll see if that pans out. Odds are 50/50 right now, which isn't too bad, all things considered.
We'll see if that pans out. Odds are 50/50 right now, which isn't too bad, all things considered.
Who's doing Thanksgiving meal prep? Feels so weird not to be... the day before usually kinda sucks. This one does, too, but much more & for *very* different reasons.
All I have to do today is get the frozen roll dough into a buttered dish to proof, in case I wanna make beef & noodles tomorrow.
All I have to do today is get the frozen roll dough into a buttered dish to proof, in case I wanna make beef & noodles tomorrow.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dough is in the fridge proofing... should be ready to go by tomorrow. Plan is to make some beef & noodles & mashed potatoes (maybe roasted potatoes in the air fryer... I have some baby golds).
We'll see if that pans out. Odds are 50/50 right now, which isn't too bad, all things considered.
We'll see if that pans out. Odds are 50/50 right now, which isn't too bad, all things considered.
Guys, guys, guys... the inexplicably Home Alone-themed Frosted Sugar Cookie creamer from International Delight...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Guys, guys, guys... the inexplicably Home Alone-themed Frosted Sugar Cookie creamer from International Delight...
Assuming the story is actually true and two members of the National Guard were shot today in Washington, D.C., this feels like an opportune time to point out that they never should have been there in the first place and should have been home having Thanksgiving tomorrow with their families.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Assuming the story is actually true and two members of the National Guard were shot today in Washington, D.C., this feels like an opportune time to point out that they never should have been there in the first place and should have been home having Thanksgiving tomorrow with their families.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Probably goes without saying, but It's definitely gonna be me...
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Probably goes without saying, but It's definitely gonna be me...
Hey, look... something I can be grateful for.
Jason Garrett will step in for Cris Collinsworth on Thanksgiving night once again.
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Jason Garrett replacing Cris Collinsworth for Thanksgiving game
Cris Collinsworth will once again take the Thanksgiving holiday off as Jason Garrett joins Mike Tirico in the NBC broadcast booth.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hey, look... something I can be grateful for.
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Ruben Gallego was always Kyrsten Sinema with a dick and it's unbelievable how few people saw through him.
Look, you can recognize that's the only kind of Democrat that can win with a specific bloc of DEM-leaning voters in AZ *and* recognize he's a piece of shit excuse for an actual Democrat.
Look, you can recognize that's the only kind of Democrat that can win with a specific bloc of DEM-leaning voters in AZ *and* recognize he's a piece of shit excuse for an actual Democrat.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ruben Gallego was always Kyrsten Sinema with a dick and it's unbelievable how few people saw through him.
Look, you can recognize that's the only kind of Democrat that can win with a specific bloc of DEM-leaning voters in AZ *and* recognize he's a piece of shit excuse for an actual Democrat.
Look, you can recognize that's the only kind of Democrat that can win with a specific bloc of DEM-leaning voters in AZ *and* recognize he's a piece of shit excuse for an actual Democrat.
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I feel slightly vindicated. You'll notice that he's not disappointed in himself for being a horror of a human being. He's disappointed with the "friend" who released private text messages that revealed his true character.
This is who these men are. In their minds, they're never the problem.
This is who these men are. In their minds, they're never the problem.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I feel slightly vindicated. You'll notice that he's not disappointed in himself for being a horror of a human being. He's disappointed with the "friend" who released private text messages that revealed his true character.
This is who these men are. In their minds, they're never the problem.
This is who these men are. In their minds, they're never the problem.
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I know some of you have to be relieved as fuck that I'm finally talking about something other than my mom dying. I get that. And it's okay. I don't blame you. It's a lot.
I really do appreciate you stickin' it out while I stream-of-consciousness my way through this. Sounds dumb, but...
I really do appreciate you stickin' it out while I stream-of-consciousness my way through this. Sounds dumb, but...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I know some of you have to be relieved as fuck that I'm finally talking about something other than my mom dying. I get that. And it's okay. I don't blame you. It's a lot.
I really do appreciate you stickin' it out while I stream-of-consciousness my way through this. Sounds dumb, but...
I really do appreciate you stickin' it out while I stream-of-consciousness my way through this. Sounds dumb, but...
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If you can help, please help. Even a $5 donation helps. If you can't help, please share.
Thank you.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you can help, please help. Even a $5 donation helps. If you can't help, please share.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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THERE. ARE. SUNFLOWER SEEDS. IN IT. For years he's been traumatizing people all over Al Gore's Motherfuckin' Internet™️ with this culinary nightmare fuel and he won't stop.
HE. WON'T. STOP.
HE. WON'T. STOP.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
THERE. ARE. SUNFLOWER SEEDS. IN IT. For years he's been traumatizing people all over Al Gore's Motherfuckin' Internet™️ with this culinary nightmare fuel and he won't stop.
HE. WON'T. STOP.
HE. WON'T. STOP.
She really is... just so...
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
She really is... just so...
Rolls are in the buttered baking dish and in the fridge proofing for tomorrow. And yes, I make a full dozen rolls at a time, even for one person, because I was raised right.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Rolls are in the buttered baking dish and in the fridge proofing for tomorrow. And yes, I make a full dozen rolls at a time, even for one person, because I was raised right.
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I think this is just gonna become a Kelly Clarkson appreciation thread...
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think this is just gonna become a Kelly Clarkson appreciation thread...
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... don't know how to lead. They can't. They have no interest in it. They don't know what to do with people's anger other than capitalize on it to further their own agenda, often specific to their own political careers, not public service.
All populists do with our anger is feed their egos.
All populists do with our anger is feed their egos.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
... don't know how to lead. They can't. They have no interest in it. They don't know what to do with people's anger other than capitalize on it to further their own agenda, often specific to their own political careers, not public service.
All populists do with our anger is feed their egos.
All populists do with our anger is feed their egos.
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Leaders don't just mirror anger. They don't justify and ratchet it up. Feckless populists do that. Megalomaniacs do that. Charlatans do that. And there's a whiff of all of that coming from most of these so-called "progressives" who are heavy on personality and light on policy.
Populists...
Populists...
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Leaders don't just mirror anger. They don't justify and ratchet it up. Feckless populists do that. Megalomaniacs do that. Charlatans do that. And there's a whiff of all of that coming from most of these so-called "progressives" who are heavy on personality and light on policy.
Populists...
Populists...
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Keep talking to me about this... seriously... I need the distraction. I'm in full Rose on the Titanic—"even if we only ever just talk about it"—mode at the moment. And I need Jacks right now.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Keep talking to me about this... seriously... I need the distraction. I'm in full Rose on the Titanic—"even if we only ever just talk about it"—mode at the moment. And I need Jacks right now.
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Saw a commercial last night where the narrator says something like, "Don't miss the final days of our Black Friday Sale!"
Um... we haven't even hit Black Friday's actual date on the calendar & they're trying to freak everybody out about missing all the big deals.
Retailers are in panic mode...
Um... we haven't even hit Black Friday's actual date on the calendar & they're trying to freak everybody out about missing all the big deals.
Retailers are in panic mode...
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November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Saw a commercial last night where the narrator says something like, "Don't miss the final days of our Black Friday Sale!"
Um... we haven't even hit Black Friday's actual date on the calendar & they're trying to freak everybody out about missing all the big deals.
Retailers are in panic mode...
Um... we haven't even hit Black Friday's actual date on the calendar & they're trying to freak everybody out about missing all the big deals.
Retailers are in panic mode...
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"Hello, I'm Kay. Please excuse the way I talk or act."
Jamie Lee Curtis utters that line in the trailer of a movie with a title I did not commit to memory, but I will henceforth be introducing myself to people in that exact manner. 😆
Jamie Lee Curtis utters that line in the trailer of a movie with a title I did not commit to memory, but I will henceforth be introducing myself to people in that exact manner. 😆
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Hello, I'm Kay. Please excuse the way I talk or act."
Jamie Lee Curtis utters that line in the trailer of a movie with a title I did not commit to memory, but I will henceforth be introducing myself to people in that exact manner. 😆
Jamie Lee Curtis utters that line in the trailer of a movie with a title I did not commit to memory, but I will henceforth be introducing myself to people in that exact manner. 😆
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There's a Meijer commercial where a woman, after presumably preparing the entire meal herself, then spends the day running around stuffing that food into the gaping maws of all her awful relatives to get them to stop saying hurtful shit to each other.
Everybody looking forward to Thursday?!?
Everybody looking forward to Thursday?!?
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November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There's a Meijer commercial where a woman, after presumably preparing the entire meal herself, then spends the day running around stuffing that food into the gaping maws of all her awful relatives to get them to stop saying hurtful shit to each other.
Everybody looking forward to Thursday?!?
Everybody looking forward to Thursday?!?
Deborah: "I'll tell you what we're gonna do: we will go to that fraternity party tonight... and I will do that student improv show I was invited to do. It's the perfect opportunity to make myself look good."
Ava: "Okay. Deborah... improv has never made anyone look good, okay? Write that down."
Ava: "Okay. Deborah... improv has never made anyone look good, okay? Write that down."
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Deborah: "I'll tell you what we're gonna do: we will go to that fraternity party tonight... and I will do that student improv show I was invited to do. It's the perfect opportunity to make myself look good."
Ava: "Okay. Deborah... improv has never made anyone look good, okay? Write that down."
Ava: "Okay. Deborah... improv has never made anyone look good, okay? Write that down."