Gluing myself back together...
@alyssonfergison.com
At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
August 15th...
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
August 15th...
Did someone say power tools?!? My mom had all the power tools in our garage when I was a kid. Including one of these Shopsmith bad boys & all its accouterment (she was a woodworker, in addition to being a graphic designer):
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Did someone say power tools?!? My mom had all the power tools in our garage when I was a kid. Including one of these Shopsmith bad boys & all its accouterment (she was a woodworker, in addition to being a graphic designer):
End of May... here with her until the end of May. Might have been more content when she thought she hated me because I was an "old" and just pretended I didn't exist. 🤣
This began with her telling me she was sorry she had to blow up the air mattress & it was gonna be loud... at 2:39 am. 🤦♀️
This began with her telling me she was sorry she had to blow up the air mattress & it was gonna be loud... at 2:39 am. 🤦♀️
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
End of May... here with her until the end of May. Might have been more content when she thought she hated me because I was an "old" and just pretended I didn't exist. 🤣
This began with her telling me she was sorry she had to blow up the air mattress & it was gonna be loud... at 2:39 am. 🤦♀️
This began with her telling me she was sorry she had to blow up the air mattress & it was gonna be loud... at 2:39 am. 🤦♀️
I happened to be in the laundry room when the mailman pulled up. Look what he put right in my hot little hands. It's about to get 'shroomy up in in here. Well, in a couple months or how ever long it takes 'em to grow.
I got 3 strains. Jedi Mind Fuck is one, but I'll start with Golden Teacher.
I got 3 strains. Jedi Mind Fuck is one, but I'll start with Golden Teacher.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I happened to be in the laundry room when the mailman pulled up. Look what he put right in my hot little hands. It's about to get 'shroomy up in in here. Well, in a couple months or how ever long it takes 'em to grow.
I got 3 strains. Jedi Mind Fuck is one, but I'll start with Golden Teacher.
I got 3 strains. Jedi Mind Fuck is one, but I'll start with Golden Teacher.
I could use a little bliss in 2026... I'll take it. That sounds nice.
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I could use a little bliss in 2026... I'll take it. That sounds nice.
It woulda been irresponsible to start drinking and take 8 grams of "Dome Melter" 'shroom gummies on an empty stomach, so New Year's Eve cocktail hour will begin with egg nog. Because... responsible drinking.
I don't think egg nog is supposed to burn though. How much vodka did I put in here?!?
I don't think egg nog is supposed to burn though. How much vodka did I put in here?!?
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It woulda been irresponsible to start drinking and take 8 grams of "Dome Melter" 'shroom gummies on an empty stomach, so New Year's Eve cocktail hour will begin with egg nog. Because... responsible drinking.
I don't think egg nog is supposed to burn though. How much vodka did I put in here?!?
I don't think egg nog is supposed to burn though. How much vodka did I put in here?!?
I'd started going golden blonde in college and had been coloring it for decades, so I had no idea what my natural color was when it grew out anymore. Several years ago I decided to just stop coloring it, just to see what actually came out of my head.
Today's au natural starting point...
Today's au natural starting point...
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'd started going golden blonde in college and had been coloring it for decades, so I had no idea what my natural color was when it grew out anymore. Several years ago I decided to just stop coloring it, just to see what actually came out of my head.
Today's au natural starting point...
Today's au natural starting point...
This is what's about to happen. I'm interested to see if my hair responds to cheap box color as well as it used to. Haven't colored it in years. My stylist used to get so pissed and she made me swear to never talk about doing my own when I was sitting in her chair. Let's hope that's still true!
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is what's about to happen. I'm interested to see if my hair responds to cheap box color as well as it used to. Haven't colored it in years. My stylist used to get so pissed and she made me swear to never talk about doing my own when I was sitting in her chair. Let's hope that's still true!
I really should have let more time pass between the original text and the clarification, just to make @mialynneb.bsky.social break out in a cold sweat for a sec... get her back for her wanton maudlin fuckery yesterday. 🤣
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I really should have let more time pass between the original text and the clarification, just to make @mialynneb.bsky.social break out in a cold sweat for a sec... get her back for her wanton maudlin fuckery yesterday. 🤣
I'll be interested to see how light this takes it... this is what I got. Haven't used this one before. I always used Feria. My hair responded really well to it. It's been years since I colored it. It may not take color as well as it used to. We'll see how it goes!
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'll be interested to see how light this takes it... this is what I got. Haven't used this one before. I always used Feria. My hair responded really well to it. It's been years since I colored it. It may not take color as well as it used to. We'll see how it goes!
Did I win? I feel like I won. If they're not smart enough to keep their fucking mouths shut, the least I can do is make them run for their digital fucking lives and be afraid to ever say that stupid shit out in the wild again.
Go be the pieces of shit you are in private, assholes.
Go be the pieces of shit you are in private, assholes.
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Did I win? I feel like I won. If they're not smart enough to keep their fucking mouths shut, the least I can do is make them run for their digital fucking lives and be afraid to ever say that stupid shit out in the wild again.
Go be the pieces of shit you are in private, assholes.
Go be the pieces of shit you are in private, assholes.
For posterity, when the block comes...
December 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
For posterity, when the block comes...
Breakfast of champions... these Thin Mints have been sitting unopened for almost two weeks, along with all the other Girl Scout Cookies I bought. So unlike me.
Alysson before November 10th and Alysson after November 10th are two very different people. Wonder if it's permanent...
Alysson before November 10th and Alysson after November 10th are two very different people. Wonder if it's permanent...
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Breakfast of champions... these Thin Mints have been sitting unopened for almost two weeks, along with all the other Girl Scout Cookies I bought. So unlike me.
Alysson before November 10th and Alysson after November 10th are two very different people. Wonder if it's permanent...
Alysson before November 10th and Alysson after November 10th are two very different people. Wonder if it's permanent...
What a stupid cunt... detaching the quote. 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What a stupid cunt... detaching the quote. 🙄
General admission/standing room only is in the orchestra pit, but it's not deep. I was looking for pics of the venue to check that out specifically and actually stumbled across one that looks like it's actually from her show. The orchestra pit is RIGHT THERE. Buying a VIP ticket seems silly.
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
General admission/standing room only is in the orchestra pit, but it's not deep. I was looking for pics of the venue to check that out specifically and actually stumbled across one that looks like it's actually from her show. The orchestra pit is RIGHT THERE. Buying a VIP ticket seems silly.
I mean... VIPs get two glasses of champagne and a dedicated entrance. That's worth $1300, right?!? No... no, it is not. I can buy my own champagne. And I can walk in through the same door the rest of the peasants going to her concert do. 😆
It would be a hell of a seat for the show though...
It would be a hell of a seat for the show though...
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I mean... VIPs get two glasses of champagne and a dedicated entrance. That's worth $1300, right?!? No... no, it is not. I can buy my own champagne. And I can walk in through the same door the rest of the peasants going to her concert do. 😆
It would be a hell of a seat for the show though...
It would be a hell of a seat for the show though...
The last show of her Vegas residency is August 15th... am I really about to drop $500 on a general admission, standing room only ticket?!?
I might... I actually might be about to do that...
I might... I actually might be about to do that...
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The last show of her Vegas residency is August 15th... am I really about to drop $500 on a general admission, standing room only ticket?!?
I might... I actually might be about to do that...
I might... I actually might be about to do that...
Well, it really is the season of miracles... apparently. Both the recycling and garbage totes have been retrieved from the curb. I'm posting video evidence to prove it both have returned to their normal spot on the back porch... because quite frankly, I can't believe it either.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well, it really is the season of miracles... apparently. Both the recycling and garbage totes have been retrieved from the curb. I'm posting video evidence to prove it both have returned to their normal spot on the back porch... because quite frankly, I can't believe it either.
If there are any ginger ale/ginger beer fans out there, this is the absolute best ginger beer you'll find anywhere. I loooooove it. It's expensive, so I only ever buy it this time of year (and Meijer usually has it on sale during the holidays).
It's DELICIOUS with caramel vodka!
It's DELICIOUS with caramel vodka!
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If there are any ginger ale/ginger beer fans out there, this is the absolute best ginger beer you'll find anywhere. I loooooove it. It's expensive, so I only ever buy it this time of year (and Meijer usually has it on sale during the holidays).
It's DELICIOUS with caramel vodka!
It's DELICIOUS with caramel vodka!
If these back-to-back posts don't perfectly illustrate my whiplash existence, I'm not sure what does. It's gonna be a weird night, I have a feeling. 😆
I'd apologize in advance, but we all know I wouldn't mean it...
I'd apologize in advance, but we all know I wouldn't mean it...
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If these back-to-back posts don't perfectly illustrate my whiplash existence, I'm not sure what does. It's gonna be a weird night, I have a feeling. 😆
I'd apologize in advance, but we all know I wouldn't mean it...
I'd apologize in advance, but we all know I wouldn't mean it...
Egg nog with an irresponsible amount of caramel vodka is a perfectly appropriate thing to have for breakfast at 9:00-something am on Christmas Eve.
And I don't care what anyone says. I'm willing to die on this hill. Ideally not of alcohol poisoning, because... ya know... the irony.
And I don't care what anyone says. I'm willing to die on this hill. Ideally not of alcohol poisoning, because... ya know... the irony.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Egg nog with an irresponsible amount of caramel vodka is a perfectly appropriate thing to have for breakfast at 9:00-something am on Christmas Eve.
And I don't care what anyone says. I'm willing to die on this hill. Ideally not of alcohol poisoning, because... ya know... the irony.
And I don't care what anyone says. I'm willing to die on this hill. Ideally not of alcohol poisoning, because... ya know... the irony.
Mine could be worse. 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mine could be worse. 🤣