Lorenzo
@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
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songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres 🇮🇹🍁🦅
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amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
stuff that makes me say “Go Birds”
bigmadcrab.bsky.social
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
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chrisberube.bsky.social
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
I was CONVINCED the bases loaded walk was on
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
I’m gonna put on SportsCenter and Scott Van Pelt will have gone to Turkey and back
razzball.bsky.social
When this game started vs when this game ended
Hat shoe kid Hat shoe guy
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
Vladdy vs Big Dumper hell yeah lookit me liking AL beisbol
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
I’m extra happy if this means Woo gets to pitch in the playoffs
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
I meant both of those “be’s” cuz I’m a pirate
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
Mariners - Blue Jays, finally a good ALCS and one where both sets of fans will be assuredly be tortured
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
these are both Eugenio’s burner right
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
if any recap from the winning team’s beat report doesn’t include the phrase “we won because someone had to” they are dishonest and not to be trusted
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
and the ghost runners nonsense is making this even more special! we are all blessed by this stupidity ☺️
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
everyone knows the orcas rule Puget Sound. attempting to play our land-based “mammalian” games on their turf is against nature, nay, it smacks of hubris
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jane.meangirls.online
the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
no ghost runner but the strike zone is a photo negative and that’s just because the umpire’s timed medication kicked in
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
no ghost runner but starting in the sixteenth inning you have to run the bases clockwise to see who’s just relying on muscle memory out there
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
Golden Goal, let’s go
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
god speed if you decide to sleep I don’t blame you. probable that the Tigers don’t use just one pitcher either
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
spectacular displays of incompetence are sometimes just as entertaining
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
I just got my second wind, cracked open a beer
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
you assholes I WANT TO SLEEP
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
everyone’s gonna be in such a good mood, I can’t wait to go greet customers tomorrow
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
went straight to the football and Al Michael’s lag
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kissphoria.bsky.social
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton please investigate the antifa terrorist organization know as the Los Angeles Dodgers
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
luckiest goddamn team in the werld, I hate them so much
amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
Roki Sasaki becoming an elite closer in the playoffs is proof Dave Roberts is good buddies with the devil