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Crystal Frasier

@amazonchique.bsky.social

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Narrative Designer on Universes Beyond for Magic: the Gathering. Writer, illustrator, and game designer. Writer of Cheer Up. Tamer of the Mathmos. Rep: @desir.ee at Looking Glass Lit Opinions are my own.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · Oct 18

Hi new followers! I'm Crystal Frasier, writer, game designer, and corgi mom! I write books about crying and sometimes also video games about crying! I'm also kind of a loudmouth and on at least two occasions I have gone into extraneous detail about how genitals work, so... have fun!

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 22d

Testing a theory:

reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · Sep 8

CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT

Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · Jun 15

ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 3m

I remember. I was waiting tables in Crips territory back then and I remember one day this guys walks in and votes to censure everyone.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 2h

Still blowing my mind that the person who earns royalties from the microtransactions in a Harry Potter themed slot machine app accused me of grifting for having a Patreon which doesn't cover the costs of hosting the sites it's for.

Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16d

Despite billionaires accusing me of grifting, the Opium Tea / Terfipedia joint Patreon makes $8 a month and as a result opiumtea.com is currently offline with terfipedia.com likely to follow.

Patreon allows one-off donations now so please consider supporting or subscribing at patreon.com/terfipedia

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 7m

This just tells me he’s escalated to stealing organs.

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 8m

Ugh. Are you and Keiko fighting AGAIN?

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 11m

Scandal! Hands down. But your take on Bane was up there as well.

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 12m

They have made two additional Tron movies since this bit originally aired.

SCAREon - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 10h

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 12h

How can I not believe myself? I’ve known me most of my life!

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 12h

My wife’s sitting across from you at dinner like “learn, damn you!”

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 13h

God… you’re not wrong.

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 13h

But obviously it’s different, Jessie, because YOU’RE so smart and charismatic!

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 15h

“Oh, all my friends are brilliant and I just write dumb obvious shit. Why do they even hang out with meeeee…”

But at least I am a good actress. Like Miss Piggy!

miss piggy is wearing a leopard print dress and holding a camera .

ALT: miss piggy is wearing a leopard print dress and holding a camera .

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 15h

I love seeing all these amazing people at comicon, but it cranks my social anxiety up to 11 and makes my normal “they’re just being nice, but I’m obviously bothering them” inner monologue into a shouting match.

I know it’s all in my head and I’ll be fine in a few days, but it is exhausting.

a man laying in bed with his mouth open and the words i am on day two of a panic attack

ALT: a man laying in bed with his mouth open and the words i am on day two of a panic attack

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Outsider Comics @outsidercomics.com · 16h

Our semi-final fundraiser update! Thanks to YOU we have enough to cover half our Surprise Moving Expenses without my having to dip into emergency savings / take out personal loans. We're gonna be closing our fundraiser on Oct 15th to allow time to design and engrave a plaque featuring ---

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16h

What game is this? The graphics look amazing!

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16h

That’s the one!

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16h

I definitely give a fuck

Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16h

“Do you need me to find you some reference for this painting?”
“Nah, all good. I’ve seen a camel.”
“Recently?”
“…”
“Recently, right?”

A 15th century painting of a camel that is wildly off model.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18h

This is the pettiest of complaints, but I’m sick of websites and apps removing “no” as an option. It’s been replaced by “maybe later” or “ask again later.”

I swear there is a direct line between anger about women’s consent and this and it WILL be what drives me to villainy.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 19h

How the media are gaslighting trans people

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Patricia 🌙🐉👧🏼 @growflet.astral.net · 19h

GOP: THE DEMS WANT TO GIVE YOUR MONEY TO TRANSGENDERS SO THEY CAN CHEAT IN WOMEN'S SPORTS AND SHOW PENISES TO GIRLS IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!

DEM: say nothing about trans people, and just don't vote "yes" on republicans anti-trans bills, usually.

Moderate: TRANS ISSUES ARE WHY THE DEMOCRATS LOST!!!!

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 20h

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .

ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 1d

And even if there weren’t any overt RotTMNT characters in the previews we showed, you can find a Krang quote from the movie on one of the cards.

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 1d

I know. I was teasing.

I get the frustration, though, and want to make sure you don’t feel ignored. I lot this franchise so much and tried to put in weird bits and pieces from every iteration I could manage.

Sadly, the “Gotta Get A Gift For Splinter” card got cut early on XD

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