Alan Driscoll
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Prolific musician, so-called comedian, accidental trans activist.
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People Being Mean
YouTube video by The Womb - Topic
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The Womb's new album 'Ventriloquism' is now available on streaming sites everywhere, and also as a free download from thewombmusic.com or thewombmusic.bandcamp.com (you can pay if you want). It kicks off chanelling The Go! Team circa 2004 with this morally insightful state-of-the-union address.
I'm so sexually responsible, my safe word has two-factor authentication.
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I'm so sexually responsible, my safe word has two-factor authentication.
The last thirty years of global communication have really expanded our radius of awareness of bad things happening. Imagine if you were hiding from Atilla the Hun, but simultaneously arguing online about the Persian/Armenian war.
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The last thirty years of global communication have really expanded our radius of awareness of bad things happening. Imagine if you were hiding from Atilla the Hun, but simultaneously arguing online about the Persian/Armenian war.
Despite it all, realistically the world is probably still continually improving overall, given that we're not dealing with atomic bombs going off or Atilla the Hun's incorrigible antics. Even if the ever-increasing threat of global destruction could undermine it all.
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Despite it all, realistically the world is probably still continually improving overall, given that we're not dealing with atomic bombs going off or Atilla the Hun's incorrigible antics. Even if the ever-increasing threat of global destruction could undermine it all.
When looking for the Youtube link, this is the first time I've actually been impressed by the accuracy of Google's AI overview. I'm not sure how it did this. Admittedly, those are the only lyrics in this song, but I've never typed them up anywhere myself.
January 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
When looking for the Youtube link, this is the first time I've actually been impressed by the accuracy of Google's AI overview. I'm not sure how it did this. Admittedly, those are the only lyrics in this song, but I've never typed them up anywhere myself.
The Womb's new album 'Ventriloquism' is now available on streaming sites everywhere, and also as a free download from thewombmusic.com or thewombmusic.bandcamp.com (you can pay if you want). It kicks off chanelling The Go! Team circa 2004 with this morally insightful state-of-the-union address.
People Being Mean
YouTube video by The Womb - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The Womb's new album 'Ventriloquism' is now available on streaming sites everywhere, and also as a free download from thewombmusic.com or thewombmusic.bandcamp.com (you can pay if you want). It kicks off chanelling The Go! Team circa 2004 with this morally insightful state-of-the-union address.
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Because some people made fun of Charlie Kirk's murder, that makes any other people upset about Renee Good's murder hypocrites. It's all just "The Left", you see.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
Terfipedia.com has been relaunched and is back online.
All content is public domain and will be reposted at @terfipedia.com.
As always, Terfipedia will focus on debunking anti-trans lies and propaganda while leaving trans rights and experiences for the trans community itself to speak on.
All content is public domain and will be reposted at @terfipedia.com.
As always, Terfipedia will focus on debunking anti-trans lies and propaganda while leaving trans rights and experiences for the trans community itself to speak on.
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Because some people made fun of Charlie Kirk's murder, that makes any other people upset about Renee Good's murder hypocrites. It's all just "The Left", you see.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
"The Irish left" is slang for the right, although I imagine you're not allowed to make that joke these days, because of the Irish left.
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"The Irish left" is slang for the right, although I imagine you're not allowed to make that joke these days, because of the Irish left.
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Top tip: When attempting to create the inevitable AI remix of Tommy "Banana" Johnson, make sure you use Grok for the final frame, rather than any of the other sites, to avoid any legal trouble.
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Top tip: When attempting to create the inevitable AI remix of Tommy "Banana" Johnson, make sure you use Grok for the final frame, rather than any of the other sites, to avoid any legal trouble.
Top tip: When attempting to create the inevitable AI remix of Tommy "Banana" Johnson, make sure you use Grok for the final frame, rather than any of the other sites, to avoid any legal trouble.
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Top tip: When attempting to create the inevitable AI remix of Tommy "Banana" Johnson, make sure you use Grok for the final frame, rather than any of the other sites, to avoid any legal trouble.
Oh no it's that kind of Foran lesion etc.
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Oh no it's that kind of Foran lesion etc.
I credit my education fully to @daveyjones.bsky.social and @vizcomic.bsky.social.
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I credit my education fully to @daveyjones.bsky.social and @vizcomic.bsky.social.
Which is why *I* was able to accept Prospect Magazine's 'World's Top Thinker' award in person, even if all I know about the Foreign Legion is that you have to trek between two sandy mountains leaving dramatic footprints and wearing one of those hats.
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Which is why *I* was able to accept Prospect Magazine's 'World's Top Thinker' award in person, even if all I know about the Foreign Legion is that you have to trek between two sandy mountains leaving dramatic footprints and wearing one of those hats.
A rookie mistake really. Everyone knows you wrap a tea towel around your head first. Not only can you entertain your (28 year-old) sister by pretending to be in the Foreign Legion while drying up, but it also acts as leverage should the saucepan become stuck.
January 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
A rookie mistake really. Everyone knows you wrap a tea towel around your head first. Not only can you entertain your (28 year-old) sister by pretending to be in the Foreign Legion while drying up, but it also acts as leverage should the saucepan become stuck.
Season 2 of The Pitt is exclusively about this incident.
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Season 2 of The Pitt is exclusively about this incident.
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You don't usually see the words ass and genius that close together.
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You don't usually see the words ass and genius that close together.
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I had to check the veracity of this post and the 19th amendment, because surely he wouldn't literally share a call for women to lose the vote, but at this point the untreated personality disorders are mutiplying each other like Balatro cards and there's no rock bottom that can't be drilled through.
Have deleted a reply elsewhere with glinner approvingly sharing a call to revoke the 19th amendment (women’s right to vote btw) by a wee 4chan loser nazi on X, cos it was full of lies and ableist slurs. Here it is again with the irrelevant disgusting stuff removed and just the relevant info.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I had to check the veracity of this post and the 19th amendment, because surely he wouldn't literally share a call for women to lose the vote, but at this point the untreated personality disorders are mutiplying each other like Balatro cards and there's no rock bottom that can't be drilled through.
Society now is basically a bunch of people in power complaining that "You can't murder / genocide / make child porn of anyone these days," while simultaneously doing all of those things without consequence.
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Society now is basically a bunch of people in power complaining that "You can't murder / genocide / make child porn of anyone these days," while simultaneously doing all of those things without consequence.
Because some people made fun of Charlie Kirk's murder, that makes any other people upset about Renee Good's murder hypocrites. It's all just "The Left", you see.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
Terfipedia.com has been relaunched and is back online.
All content is public domain and will be reposted at @terfipedia.com.
As always, Terfipedia will focus on debunking anti-trans lies and propaganda while leaving trans rights and experiences for the trans community itself to speak on.
All content is public domain and will be reposted at @terfipedia.com.
As always, Terfipedia will focus on debunking anti-trans lies and propaganda while leaving trans rights and experiences for the trans community itself to speak on.
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Because some people made fun of Charlie Kirk's murder, that makes any other people upset about Renee Good's murder hypocrites. It's all just "The Left", you see.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
And as we all know, if hypocrisy about a situation exists, that automatically negates any immorality in the situation itself.
I think you'll find it's actually a psychosexual drama whereby women are fetishising their own murder.
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"New moral low" only applies until the next one, of course.
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I think you'll find it's actually a psychosexual drama whereby women are fetishising their own murder.
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Thankfully I still have the air purifier from the early 2020 fires.
Remember early 2020? The smoke finally clearing, smugly packing up the air purifiers and mask filters, secure in the knowledge that's the last time I'll be needing those things for a while.
Remember early 2020? The smoke finally clearing, smugly packing up the air purifiers and mask filters, secure in the knowledge that's the last time I'll be needing those things for a while.
January 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Thankfully I still have the air purifier from the early 2020 fires.
Remember early 2020? The smoke finally clearing, smugly packing up the air purifiers and mask filters, secure in the knowledge that's the last time I'll be needing those things for a while.
Remember early 2020? The smoke finally clearing, smugly packing up the air purifiers and mask filters, secure in the knowledge that's the last time I'll be needing those things for a while.
All this apocalyptic stuff hits different in Australia where you have to close the windows despite the heat, literally to minimise smoke inhalation from the world burning.
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 AM
All this apocalyptic stuff hits different in Australia where you have to close the windows despite the heat, literally to minimise smoke inhalation from the world burning.