I can even take it as far as saying that evangelicals need the world to be dangerous, they need to exist in a world where one part is living normally while another part of the world has people who wonder if they'll survive just so they can be like "at least God is blessing Me!"

Like how we need the existence of adults who are harmful to children so we can be the "protectors" of children i.e. ensure that they are never seen as anything other than a being to control. The "protection" is you being an authority because you know how dangerous the world is and they don't.

You ever think about how people are dependent on dangerous people existing? Like they weaponize dangerous just so they can maintain control of shit? Like we need some men to be monsters so we can bring it up whenever the bathroom conversation is brought up?

I don't do psychoanalysis because I'm not a health expert but ayemsho if we were to speak to an expert, they would immediately give us an in depth analysis on the psychology of a person who does this.

Like get help.

"I'm gonna give this person a piece of my mind but they shouldn't know that it's me talking"

You do realize that said person can just ignore you, right? Also, what's the point in speaking your raw unfiltered thoughts when people don't even know it's you.

Gossiping about your mutual using the close friends/inner circle option is one thing. Catfishing strangers is weird but that's a thing, I guess. Creating a whole burner account to directly attack someone who will not know who you are is super strange because to whose benefit is this shit done for?

2 is not more important than one but if you're the type of person who says things like "act your age" or "what are you doing?" or "stop. You're embarrassing", please stay away from me. I'm not trying to date my mother. I was raised by a bully. I'm not trying to have another one in my life

You don't care and thats why I'm posting this but my dating non-negotiables are simple:

1. Respect my pronouns (should go without saying, but I've had boyfriends who didn't give a shit and that hurt)

2. Accept that I'm a silly goose who frolicks and dances to anything that sounds good on the spot

If you wanna fight someone, fight the people who decided to have me. They decided on the day. Could've been any other day. I don't make the rules.

My birthday is on Halloween, and as a person born on Halloween, I don't care that you don't celebrate the day. It's Halloween to me. Not celebrating Hallpween is not celebrating my birthday. If Halloween is demonic, I am demonic. The point is that the 31st is both my birthday and Halloween.

People who DO NOT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN OUR HOUSE I’M SORRY BUT IT GLORIFIES SATANISM, while mercifully few and far between, are always keen to make sure you know their views. I don’t celebrate a lot of things, love, but I’m not so up myself as to force this on total strangers who don’t care

What's on my mind right now is when did people decide that Velma from Scooby Doo would be like a sex symbol inspiring countless, and I mean countless, sexy cosplay(not complaining, by the way). Was it Linda Cardelini or did everyone just get horny for a cartoon who wears a dress and glasses?

Propaganda I'm falling for: (Hot girl) walks in the park. I know these things are played as a like dating profile meme, but I truly adore that activity and hate that there are some communities (you know which ones) where you aren't afforded that privilege.

"I say ignorant things as satire" is the kind of poster I never understand.

"Oooh I made people mad with my ignorance but I'm only ~~pretending~~ so I got you!"

congrats. you successfully emulated the least creative people in the universe. clap clap.

They made it too expensive to buy a house but they also made it too expensive to rent. It's time to Retvrn to our ape roots and live in the trees

nothing can give me the strength to get out of the car more than a commercial coming on in a podcast lol

I love that regardless of what happens in the world, we all collectively agree that Lady Antebellum's "Need You Know" feels like a song from 2002 and not 2010.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

It's quite pathetic in retrospect but to look at it in a positive note, if it took me this long to gain that perspective, it means there's a whole lot more I could learn about myself even if it takes another 10 years and I'm heavily excited about that.

I think that could tie into how there was a period where my self-confidence (and esteem, if we're keeping it honest) was so low that all I relied to get by socially was assimilation. If a group of people on a site were known for being funny(funny twitter), I'd lean on that just to be noticed by them

Thinking about how I spent way too much time on Twitter worrying about being liked by people who sometimes turned out to be the worst people or people who just didn't add any value in my life. I have a history of being a bad judge of character (you can tell by the people I've oncs associated with).