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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · Nov 17

Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!

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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 1h

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2h

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I listened to this song for the first time in perhaps a decade this weekend. It’s still great!

Sax Rohmer #1

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 5h

Oh man

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6h

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 9h

OBSERVE THE PERFECT ANGLES OF HER CHEEKS! DO IT!!!!

Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 9h

HER!!!!!!!!!!

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 11h

lowkey I did not expect Socrates to be a cut-up

Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 12h

I got a dope denim jacket and will be wearing it constantly henceforth. Thank you for your attention to this matter

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the profound narrowness of carriage, among other things

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d

This is me for freaking real!!!!!!!

Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d

I am trying to let myself be bored more often and I think I’m kind of enjoying it

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matthew @pahuski.com · 1d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d

[WAILS! GNASHES TEETH!]

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d

KYYYYYYAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!

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alabandine2.bsky.social @alabandine2.bsky.social · 2d

Ellie Davies (British, 2002) - Dicephaly Crag (2025)

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chris 🍉 @landericus.bsky.social · 2d

One Battle Everywhere All At Once

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d

the Beast is upon me

Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d

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I knew some people in college who loved this one. And rightly so

I'm So Depressed

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a striped shirt sits in a chair with his hands on his knees

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d

I’m tired of hearing about “pasta situations” from the NYT people

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d

I think they’re made to look like they’ve been drawn on white birch bark, which is neat

The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 3d

Some of the great illustrations from The Algonquin Legends of New England (1884), including tales of the mythical Glooskap, whose name literally means Liar, because it is said that when he left earth he promised to return but has never done so: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d

The weather is such that in the mornings I can wear the sweater I knit over a long sleeve shirt and feel perfectly comfy on a little walk

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh…

Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d

Dreamt a couple days ago that I gave birth in the underground trolley stop at 30th St station

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