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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · Nov 17
Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3h
OBSERVE THE PERFECT ANGLES OF HER CHEEKS! DO IT!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3h
HER!!!!!!!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4h
lowkey I did not expect Socrates to be a cut-up
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 5h
I got a dope denim jacket and will be wearing it constantly henceforth. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
It’s the profound narrowness of carriage, among other things
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
This is me for freaking real!!!!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
I am trying to let myself be bored more often and I think I’m kind of enjoying it
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matthew @pahuski.com · 1d
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
[WAILS! GNASHES TEETH!]
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
KYYYYYYAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!
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alabandine2.bsky.social @alabandine2.bsky.social · 2d
Ellie Davies (British, 2002) - Dicephaly Crag (2025)
Ellie Davies (British, 2002) - Dicephaly Crag (2025)
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chris 🍉 @landericus.bsky.social · 2d
One Battle Everywhere All At Once
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
the Beast is upon me
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
open.spotify.com/track/6fMfjN...

I knew some people in college who loved this one. And rightly so
I'm So Depressed
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a striped shirt sits in a chair with his hands on his knees
ALT: a man in a striped shirt sits in a chair with his hands on his knees
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
I’m tired of hearing about “pasta situations” from the NYT people
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
I think they’re made to look like they’ve been drawn on white birch bark, which is neat
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 3d
Some of the great illustrations from The Algonquin Legends of New England (1884), including tales of the mythical Glooskap, whose name literally means Liar, because it is said that when he left earth he promised to return but has never done so: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
The weather is such that in the mornings I can wear the sweater I knit over a long sleeve shirt and feel perfectly comfy on a little walk
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d
Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh…
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
Dreamt a couple days ago that I gave birth in the underground trolley stop at 30th St station
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
It was purchased by a businessman in the 80s, no new ownership as of August this year. But perhaps he hired new consultants.
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
I think that, to the extent this is true (which is probably not at all! Probably just a marketing scam), but to the extent that it’s true, I think it’s because Le Creuset has gone in on the new and/or limited edition colors gambit

Just not a Heritage Brand move
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 4d
Le Creuset is Cheugy 👎
NY Mag instagram post showing a headline “Le Creuset is Cheugy” and then below that “Why does a collection of $400 pots suddenly look so cheap?” with a big thumbs down in the foreground and lots of ceramic pots in the background
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
J-P didn’t go to Aldi this week so we don’t have any Aldi German Roast coffee at the house and I am HURTING
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