Kobe Bryant
@ancientprawns.bsky.social
Let the hero born of woman crush the serpent with his heel.
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Kobe Bryant
@ancientprawns.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!
Fat Tuesday for All Beings
February 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Fat Tuesday for All Beings
The humiliations are preceding their season
February 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The humiliations are preceding their season
I have to get off Reddit. I fucking hate these people
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I have to get off Reddit. I fucking hate these people
This being is called Albert Chompers. He will sharpen your pencils. I am receiving Albert Chompers in the mail today
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
This being is called Albert Chompers. He will sharpen your pencils. I am receiving Albert Chompers in the mail today
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Ele julga
February 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Ele julga
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susancruisin: I thought a frenemy was like a centaur of a person you like and a person you don’t like 🤣
NevillsAdvocate : you look at the world so majestical 😂
onlyjudy: they have thos… and it’s called the self
NevillsAdvocate : you look at the world so majestical 😂
onlyjudy: they have thos… and it’s called the self
February 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
susancruisin: I thought a frenemy was like a centaur of a person you like and a person you don’t like 🤣
NevillsAdvocate : you look at the world so majestical 😂
onlyjudy: they have thos… and it’s called the self
NevillsAdvocate : you look at the world so majestical 😂
onlyjudy: they have thos… and it’s called the self
I’m gonna be traveling on business over Holy Week. Which is sad and a little surreal to think of
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I’m gonna be traveling on business over Holy Week. Which is sad and a little surreal to think of
Don’t know what I’m giving up for Lent. Maybe just post-dinner dessert
February 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Don’t know what I’m giving up for Lent. Maybe just post-dinner dessert
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The strongest never wavers :3
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The strongest never wavers :3
Empty Oxiclean tubs are just large enough and sturdy enough to seem useful to keep, but not nearly large or sturdy enough to actually be worth keeping
February 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Empty Oxiclean tubs are just large enough and sturdy enough to seem useful to keep, but not nearly large or sturdy enough to actually be worth keeping
Found a shampoo/conditioner combo that works for my hair. So yeah… You could say I’m back
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Found a shampoo/conditioner combo that works for my hair. So yeah… You could say I’m back
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found an extremely @baybayfriend.bsky.social ass yoga poster in the wild
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
found an extremely @baybayfriend.bsky.social ass yoga poster in the wild
Finally staining the desk. Happy to be moving on it
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Finally staining the desk. Happy to be moving on it
May have kind of overdone it, applying wood stain indoors… I had the windows very open, but the cross-breeze has not… it seems… protected me
February 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
May have kind of overdone it, applying wood stain indoors… I had the windows very open, but the cross-breeze has not… it seems… protected me
Overtaken, by An Oval
February 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Overtaken, by An Oval
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Cute woodland creature movie animated beautiful no conflict cozy burrow movie for adults
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Cute woodland creature movie animated beautiful no conflict cozy burrow movie for adults
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“Forget it, Frog,” said Toad. “It’s Chinatown.”
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
“Forget it, Frog,” said Toad. “It’s Chinatown.”
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
[melodically] Gonna get dim sum… WITH MY HUSBAND!
February 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
[melodically] Gonna get dim sum… WITH MY HUSBAND!
The beginning of a sweater is easily the easiest part of a sweater to fuck up and I just find that so hateful
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The beginning of a sweater is easily the easiest part of a sweater to fuck up and I just find that so hateful
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As a Valentine’s Day gift to JP, I named a Madagascar hissing cockroach at the Bronx zoo “Henry Hissinger“
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
As a Valentine’s Day gift to JP, I named a Madagascar hissing cockroach at the Bronx zoo “Henry Hissinger“