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Chris Martin

@mreschatologist.bsky.social

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I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️‍🌈

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 11h

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

Dear President Obama,
I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza."
Palestinians have families, too.
This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide.
I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world.
Love,
Ms Rachel

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 13h

Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self.

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@bariweiss
⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are.

Order Life with Baum!

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 11h

Are horses in heaven like angels in the shape of horses or are they the ghosts of dead regular horses?

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Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

You heard it here first, folks, Regime CPA has joined Channel Awesome

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 2d

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 4d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

Look none of my dad's cousins are as interesting as Blackagar Boltagon, sorry not sorry

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

Keith David, best known for his role as The Neighbor Who Collects the Money from the Donkey Kong Machine in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. (He was also a resident carpenter in the Neighborhood of Make Believe) (1983)

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 2d

Everyday accountants, administrative assistants, and clerks just doing their jobs. They like to have a little fun on Fridays just like us!

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 4d

you think Frankenstein's monster is going to do something unspeakable to this woman, but it turns out he is misunderstood - he just wants to try on her clothes 😭

Frankenstein carrying an unconscious woman who looks a hell of a lot like Crepax's Valentina up the stairs - the bubbles read "Lectores: A que estais temiendo por la vida (y por la virginidad) de Zita?" and "Pero estad tranquilos... los gustos de Frankenstein son diferentes (je je je)..."

Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 3d

Oh bite me, Clover Pit

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 3d

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965

- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
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Suprdee2 @suprdee2.com · 6d

I got a particularly hot one:

With ALL due respect to Schulz, Peanuts remaining in newspapers 25 years after his death set a bad precedent for newspaper comics and practically killed the industry from bringing in newcomers.

And it's one of those open secrets no one really likes to talk about.

Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 8d

Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 3d

My cool buddy Eryc's cool glass art!

EFGlassArt @efglassart.bsky.social · 3d

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

describe your BlueSky account in a single image

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

Goodnight

Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 4d

Working from home, so I'm reliving my childhood experience of being home on a weekday and watching the $25,000 pyramid.

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The $25,000 Pyramid - October 25, 1982

YouTube video by 412GameShows

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 4d

She's so good man. She makes us all look like assholes

Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 4d

Greta Thunberg: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story. What happened here was Israel… continuing to worsen and escalate their genocide and mass destruction with genocidal intent, attempting to erase an...