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Chris Martin
@mreschatologist.bsky.social
I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️‍🌈
The spellbook from Care Bears is the inspiration for most of my better Pathfinder/D&D NPCs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You were cool as hell, Arcana
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I think I know what James Robinson and Tony Harris @tonyfuckingharris.bsky.social have been busy with at DC Comics Black Label.

I hope there are fans of 1994's Starman still interested in Jack Knight's untold Japanese adventure.

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November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Fat guy calling another fat guy a fat guy" is about as close as you can get to quintessential America in a single sentence.
Trump on Pritzker: "The governor is a big fat slob"
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sometimes you start with a really good title and just write from there.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If your local witch or wizard have raised their prices lately, here's why. Big city fashion designers are buying up vital spell components like "Wool from a gay sheep"
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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lina inverse
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I wrote a book about US media’s complicity in the Gaza genocide. It's available for pre-order. It’s a data-driven and, I hope, thorough account of how center-left media sold the American public on mass death in Gaza.

Out 4/21. 100% of royalties go to @mecaforpeace.bsky.social.
How to Sell a Genocide - Pluto Press
A gripping exposé of how the corporate media fuelled genocide in Gaza
www.plutobooks.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Feeling pity for all of my friends and associates who have to "work from home" and are missing out on important office conversations like the one I just had about "the naked pooper."
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I aspire to be this carefree
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Appreciate that my local sushi/jazz bar is a place of Culture.
youtu.be/octIqcusg0A?...
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Very nice of Chevy Chase's parents and Uncle Joe to write in on his behalf
1978.

Grievances with SNL.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Uncle vouched for me.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The armour designs in Legend of the Galactic Heroes is top tier.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Watching an old anime called The Laughing Salesman and these backgrounds are 😙👌
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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yeah...but we'll always have the words from man himself
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Cat tax
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I Stan Ms. Grundy
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When your friend says he can't make it to game night
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is super cool and I'm hoping we get a stateside release. You can watch the first episode on YouTube. Granted, it's more of what you might call a "motion comic" than an anime, but it's still a really cool artifact.

youtu.be/yMgbNP49E_M?...
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A someone who has written extensively about the eugenic roots that permeates those who claim to be building so-called artificial general intelligence, I'm here to tell you to please NOT compare criticism against corporations claiming to build a machine god, with eugenics. The audacity.
October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM