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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · Jun 9

you got seeds and stems I got the shit that put john carter on mars

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cedar subaru lesbian @pussy.meangirls.online · 1d

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

it's wild to me how much better it is to have fewer bullshit responsibilities and work hours synced to my brain & body

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

the only reason I saw legacy was olivia wilde

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

spring is objectively the best season because it is the furthest we can possibly be from winter

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

he was probably looking for the dick sucking machines

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

look at that asshole fred rogers, virtue signaling!

mr rogers and officer clemons sharing a pool to wash their feet

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

check this out

pig poop balls in the criterion collection

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

hey larry this is a pretty dogshit opinion about a person advocating on behalf of the victims of genocide

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

remember sammy jankis

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

fuck eagan and fuck 12

Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 1d

Kingsley Fifi Bimpong died after officers allegedly ignored his stroke symptoms for hours. Robins Kaplan attorney:“The shocking deliberate indifference from local authorities stripped Kingsley of his last safeguard: the right to basic medical care.” minnesotareformer.com/2025/10/10/l...

Lawsuit: Minnesotan died after Eagan, Dakota County law enforcement ignored serious stroke symptoms • Minnesota Reformer

Jensen muted his equipment just as Moseng told him, “Before you got there, I was like, ‘Is this dude having a stro—’”

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 2d

red dead redemption

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 2d

now THAT'S funny

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 2d

that might actually cause It

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 2d

they will never stop both being wrong and insisting (screaming!) that they're right

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 2d

essentially no one looks worse in all this than Biden, followed closely by the tiresome, morally bankrupt blue wave scolds who shouted at all of us about how Biden couldn’t do anything

Andrew Exum @exum.bsky.social · 2d

This week has confirmed my suspicion that Biden’s Middle East policies will look worse, and will be even more embarrassing for Democrats, with the passage of time.

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 2d

"not in this instance"

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 2d

these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 2d

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 3d

oh yeah I can tell I made this sheet before I hit blue stake 🙃

dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · Nov 27

This is a Balatro Joker appreciation post. If you see this post and are a fan of Balatro, please drop your five favorite Jokers in the mentions. Here are mine:

1. Space Joker
2. Card Sharp
3. Driver's License
4. Hiker
5. Throwback (not pictured, gives .025x mult for each blind skipped)