Ernest Penfold
@penfoldsfiv.bsky.social
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
Pinned
free him
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
free him
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Oh lmao okay lmao good luck lmao you fucking coward monster freaks
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh lmao okay lmao good luck lmao you fucking coward monster freaks
lol going to work today feels kinda pointless, but at least i get to leave at noon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
lol going to work today feels kinda pointless, but at least i get to leave at noon.
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EMACS IS FINE
talented people can get by just fine with vi. you people are weak
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
EMACS IS FINE
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GOING STRONG SINCE 1976 BABY, THE VI PROMISE
talented people can get by just fine with vi. you people are weak
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GOING STRONG SINCE 1976 BABY, THE VI PROMISE
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everyone is a pedophile now, donald trump normalization process underway
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
everyone is a pedophile now, donald trump normalization process underway
Will Stancil the type of guy...
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Will Stancil the type of guy...
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One of the grimmest news articles you’ll see is “Trump slammed with EPIC community note providing CONTEXT” as if anyone could give a fuck
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of the grimmest news articles you’ll see is “Trump slammed with EPIC community note providing CONTEXT” as if anyone could give a fuck
maybe Kamala Harris should have understood the assignment
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
maybe Kamala Harris should have understood the assignment
lol i speak up on behalf of rape victims and somebody got very mad at me!
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
lol i speak up on behalf of rape victims and somebody got very mad at me!
if you’re roasting someone for making a stupid take and they reply back with something that has a heart-emoji, that person is reaching levels of mad previously thought impossible.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
if you’re roasting someone for making a stupid take and they reply back with something that has a heart-emoji, that person is reaching levels of mad previously thought impossible.
"we're gonna do rape apologetics but make it feminist and liberal"
This is the way. We’ve been forced to hold space and “keep sweet” and it fuels their entitlement. We need to match energy. Roll up and dismiss every complaint they have.
Refuse to believe their SA accusations. Tell them they did something to cause it. Only help women at work.
Refuse to believe their SA accusations. Tell them they did something to cause it. Only help women at work.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"we're gonna do rape apologetics but make it feminist and liberal"
Megan McArdle is right about one thing, she's nowhere near "cognitively elite"
Damn it's almost like there's been a 50-year long project by rightwing billionaires to convince people their lives suck because of the local associate professor of gender studies and not the wholesale pillaging of state and society
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Megan McArdle is right about one thing, she's nowhere near "cognitively elite"
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I was trying to think up some bad take to jokingly post in response to this and my brain cursed me not with a bad take, but with a horrifying concept.
Mayonnaise soda.
Mayonnaise soda.
HEARTBREAKING: The best person you know just posted an awful take.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I was trying to think up some bad take to jokingly post in response to this and my brain cursed me not with a bad take, but with a horrifying concept.
Mayonnaise soda.
Mayonnaise soda.
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and it's not even working that well. remember when kirk supposed to be what kicked off their war with the left or whatever?
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
and it's not even working that well. remember when kirk supposed to be what kicked off their war with the left or whatever?
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This is a great way to subtweet because nobody will ever think “I’m the best person you know!” AND “I’ve just posted an awful take.”
HEARTBREAKING: The best person you know just posted an awful take.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a great way to subtweet because nobody will ever think “I’m the best person you know!” AND “I’ve just posted an awful take.”
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HEARTBREAKING: The best person you know just posted an awful take.
March 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
HEARTBREAKING: The best person you know just posted an awful take.
Just looked this Bush fella up, says he used to be president, huh, how about that! and then he.........HOLD THE FORT! he committed war crimes
I live in MidlandTexas.
Home of the Bush family.
I associate with the Democratic Party.
I always respected the Bush family while disagreeing with them politically.
Their failure to speak up in this time in history has made me reevaluate my respect for them.
Home of the Bush family.
I associate with the Democratic Party.
I always respected the Bush family while disagreeing with them politically.
Their failure to speak up in this time in history has made me reevaluate my respect for them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Just looked this Bush fella up, says he used to be president, huh, how about that! and then he.........HOLD THE FORT! he committed war crimes
Elon will forever be 12 years old
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Elon will forever be 12 years old
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they love, they share, they share and love and share
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
they love, they share, they share and love and share
who asked for this? who is this supposed to appeal to?
The forthcoming print edition of Vanity Fair includes an abstract nude portrait of Olivia Nuzzi, @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports, writing about how the growing scandal is raising questions about the decision making at the magazine.
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Condé’s Nuzzi Conundrum
Inside Condé Nast's media drama: Gabriel Nuzzi's revelations spark controversy, exposing internal tensions and unfolding newsroom dynamics with dramatic flair.
www.status.news
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
who asked for this? who is this supposed to appeal to?
someone is gonna make a meme that’s like
Republicans: <a picture of ICE brutalizing people> Democrats: <that same picture, but with rainbows, “black lives matter” and “still with her” logos slapped on them> and some very smug liberals are gonna get very upset at the guy who posted it.
Republicans: <a picture of ICE brutalizing people> Democrats: <that same picture, but with rainbows, “black lives matter” and “still with her” logos slapped on them> and some very smug liberals are gonna get very upset at the guy who posted it.
I can’t wait for “Reform ICE” to be the least-successful slogan of 2028
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
someone is gonna make a meme that’s like
Republicans: <a picture of ICE brutalizing people> Democrats: <that same picture, but with rainbows, “black lives matter” and “still with her” logos slapped on them> and some very smug liberals are gonna get very upset at the guy who posted it.
Republicans: <a picture of ICE brutalizing people> Democrats: <that same picture, but with rainbows, “black lives matter” and “still with her” logos slapped on them> and some very smug liberals are gonna get very upset at the guy who posted it.
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i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
