Andboo Scare
@andrewblair.co.uk
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Software developer, poet, and only ever person to not be wrong about Doctor Who. He/him https://andrewblair.co.uk
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Written a lot of poems, articles, and apps and put most of them here
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Andrew Blair's Portfolio
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I also have a large adult dad so somewhere in that vector
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I can’t imagine anyone else has written about Doctor who
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Mine hasn’t but a few years back he said “wait, do you like Doctor who?” without any suggestion of irony
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Defendant: “well they’ve had The Remains of the Day on their shelf for years and it still looks pristine”
Judge: “I acquit you of murder”
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As long as they’re not throwing them spine first at kittens why would it conceivably matter?
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the fuck does it matter what someone else does with their books?
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STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
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I don’t know why but I thought you would have
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Saw a thing in the Skinny where a bunch of young writers based in Scotland all wrote about how much they loved each other’s work and it felt like it was scientifically designed to boil Darren McGarvey’s piss
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Anyway enough about me, how’s your book going?
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Still they gave me some actual medicine after that
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Glad he found a new niche after UnHerd got some more high profile transphobes in
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Sitting on a bus listening to a guy with a relaxing voice, stressed out of my mind because I can’t see a bright gold liquid
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AFAIK no one plays it like Mr Pastry
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Also godspeed to you and your mentions
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Oh yeah I have this, which explained why the visualisation meditations I got proscribed for anxiety made things worse
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And would you be interested in the Tom Baker Doctor Who that homages it/rips it off?
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Also it’s not pronounced “why eh”. It’s “YAAAAH”
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Honestly just rebrand as the Hot Tamales Party
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I don’t believe there are actually different kinds of windows, those descriptions are just there to reach word count
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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This is also pretty much all I know about Geoff Johns
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He’s always been 52. A new 52.
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Not heard of Florist but I’ll give them a try