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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 2h

Thick AF dog still a good boi

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Dog stuck in garden fence after chasing ball

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Climate News @climatenews.bsky.social · 23h

Truly inspirational journalism from these iconic Palest!nian journalists.

Watch, share and vote! And let’s slowly work to restore our humanity.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 4h

This TL is fucked but a Frog dissing ICE fascists is a pretty sweet entre to the demise of Donald and the forthcoming MAGA trials. Can't wait to see those twats crying in court.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 5h

Just had instant ramen noodles and got a double dose of flavour sachets (the modern processed food equivalent of a double yolked egg?) and all it did was make it chilli hotter and salter

a man is cooking food in a kitchen with a live leak watermark

Alt: a man is cooking a very large wok of noodles food in a kitchen

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Jules 🦋 @julesk.me · 11h

Universal healthcare
1 year maternity 6 months paternity leave
Basic income
No taxes after mortgage is paid-sorry not sorry for this one. It would solve work forever bs, shit jobs, families, humanity - we can throw money around to buy infrastructure -do this instead

We could be good humans

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 6h

MI5 must release the fat as fuck file they've got on paid shill Nige #FarageRiots

UK Politics @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 9h

Yusuf in September: “People in the senior leadership team have never really heard of Gill.”
Farage now: “I’ve known Gill for 20 years.”
How many of Reform UK’s Kremlin rats have taken terrorist-state Russian bribery? #ukpolitics

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Kat, The Oracle Near Delphi Falls, @originallabgrrl.bsky.social · 7h

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Amazon.com: The Fable of the Boar: A Farm-to-Table apologue (Feast Tales for Famine Times) eBook : Morgan, MacKenzie: Kindle Store

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 7h

Wait. A country accused of credibly supporting terrorists who flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 has been given an airbase IN the US?
While dotard in chief picks fights with the whole world?
And MAGA are STILL mindlessly mouthing "America First"?

Trump's a proper genius at this shit iinnit.

a man with a beard and a white turban is standing in front of a flowering tree .

Alt: a mannequin with a beard and a white turban is standing in front of a flowering tree, turning towards the camera and looking menacing. From the movie Team America by South Park creators.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 14h

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 8h

In neolithic Britain "they" didn't call it that.
We have no record of what "they" did call it it, but I like to think "they" called it something.

a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background

Alt: a black pillar is in the middle of a rocky area with a sunset in the background. Early ape human things are gathering around it. A gif from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Space Odyssey film

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h

Shocker

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'It's going to be really bad': Fears over AI bubble bursting grow in Silicon Valley

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h

Lol. Consider me converted

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Catholic altar wine replaced after becoming a favourite in Kenyan bars

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

I just got told to "shut up nerd" and feel oddly happy about it
#StarWarsBattleFrontII

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

@desperatemarlas.bsky.social my BlueSky must be busted! It unfollowed you but added three random accounts? Fixed it.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

EVERYTHING is corrupt.

Still, I guess, as long as that odious orange orifice had a snoot cocked at him

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12h

Someone made a lot of money through insider trading. On the international betting site Polymarket, the eventual winner of the Nobel Peace Prize Maria Corina Machado went from rank outsider to 70% favourite in the early hours of Friday before the award was announced.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

So Nige #FarageRiots used his sponsors cash ( Russian?) to prosecute some gobshite who went "Pop Pop pop (headbutt)".

You or me if we went to the Police with that would be told to get lost.

Two-tier, as usual for the rich, policing.

Nige you going to "grab your rifle"? Coward little cunt puffin.

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 13h

What the fuck is wrong with Tis you fucking useless spell check cunt.
I swear, bum nipples, you want a measure of how shit AI is? It swaps Tis for Tus

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 13h

Tus the seasons to be snotty
Falalala la lalala

I swear I've got a TARDIS nose. My (average sized?) conk pushes out buckets of goopy mucus all day long

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 13h

Tus the seasons to be snotty
Falalala la lalala

I swear I've got a TARDIS nose. My (average sized?) conk pushes out buckets of goopy mucus all day long

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 14h

A massive black hole, some 30 billion times the size of the sun, has been discovered OUTSIDE the one where Trump's soul should be.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 21h

The really weird thing about Asmongold is how every word he utters is partnered with his eyebrows raised high. Like he's got an Oompa Loompa sat between his legs sharply tugging his cock downwards urging him to stop talking and just enjoy their non consensual sadomasochistic relationship in peace.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 21h

Exclusive! In an extraordinary move the antichrist has released the following statement: me & Peter go way back to when we first met at College & smoked weed, drank beer & devoured souls together. It's sad he's denying our relationship & I hope he finds happiness in who he's pretending to be now.

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Prof Christina Pagel @chrischirp.bsky.social · 1d

After a long pause, I've just done another England Covid & NHS update as we head into the autumn/winter season.

TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.

christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...

England is now experiencing a significant Covid wave, after 10 months of relative quiet

The latest Covid situation in England and a look at where NHS services are as we head into winter

christinapagel.substack.com

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Uitlander @uitlander.co.uk · 1d

For the first time, despite caring for a 96 year old and having diabetes I am not eligible. Got it done privately at Tesco for £90, which hurt financially.

Sharing this again petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Petition: Fund NHS COVID boosters for Clinically Vulnerable people – keep covid boosters

'Protect the NHS' and 'Save Lives' by continuing to fund NHS COVID boosters for Clinically Vulnerable people, including most previously shielded as CEV, rather than limiting them to over-75s, care hom...

petition.parliament.uk

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

Patriots don't peddle for Putin.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Farage's top aide in furious BBC Question Time clash over Russian bribe MEP

Reform UK's Zia Yusuf clashed with Green Party leader Zack Polanski on BBC Question Time over the conviction of ex-Reform Welsh leader Nathan Gill, who took Russian bribes

www.mirror.co.uk

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Ian Collins @icoll.bsky.social · 1d

Just a reminder of the sheer lack of quality on the Board of Reform Ltd. Doctor David Bullshit and his ear bandage, can you imagine this fool serving in Government

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