The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003.
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You'll notice this is the reasoning of abusers. That's not a coincidence.
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
It's a joke.
It's a game.
Nobody has done anything.
You're mad and imagining it.
You must have done something to deserve this.
You're no good.
It's normal behaviour.
It's over now.
You have to move on.
You've only yourself to blame.
We love you.
Come back to us.
The abusers song, on rinse & repeat.
It's a game.
Nobody has done anything.
You're mad and imagining it.
You must have done something to deserve this.
You're no good.
It's normal behaviour.
It's over now.
You have to move on.
You've only yourself to blame.
We love you.
Come back to us.
The abusers song, on rinse & repeat.
No word of a lie, I just stumbled across a mini obelisk.
Current status: Monkeyish.
Current status: Monkeyish.
a group of monkeys are walking across a desert
Alt: a group of monkeys are walking across a desert
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
No word of a lie, I just stumbled across a mini obelisk.
Current status: Monkeyish.
Current status: Monkeyish.
Breaking! 9000% discount for fuckwhit #MAGA caps
New tariff just dropped.
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Breaking! 9000% discount for fuckwhit #MAGA caps
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
Digitalsteuer für Google, Meta & Co jetzt!
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Digitalsteuer für Google, Meta & Co jetzt!
So...
When monkey #MAGA have fallened that America how we gonna divie it up?
Yorkshire, cunts to a man, can have them Florida fuckwhits. Texas too.
Lancashire lay claim to that fuck off massive ball of string in the middle of nowhere, the Grand Canyon & New York City.
Las Vegas? Who TF wants it?
When monkey #MAGA have fallened that America how we gonna divie it up?
Yorkshire, cunts to a man, can have them Florida fuckwhits. Texas too.
Lancashire lay claim to that fuck off massive ball of string in the middle of nowhere, the Grand Canyon & New York City.
Las Vegas? Who TF wants it?
a cartoon character with a turban on his head is sitting in a car and making a funny face .
Alt: a cartoon character with a turban on his head is sitting in a car and making a funny face.
BlueSky gif library sucks balls, badly
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
So...
When monkey #MAGA have fallened that America how we gonna divie it up?
Yorkshire, cunts to a man, can have them Florida fuckwhits. Texas too.
Lancashire lay claim to that fuck off massive ball of string in the middle of nowhere, the Grand Canyon & New York City.
Las Vegas? Who TF wants it?
When monkey #MAGA have fallened that America how we gonna divie it up?
Yorkshire, cunts to a man, can have them Florida fuckwhits. Texas too.
Lancashire lay claim to that fuck off massive ball of string in the middle of nowhere, the Grand Canyon & New York City.
Las Vegas? Who TF wants it?
Trump tariff war: part paedophile.
Spoiler alert: the EU won.
Spoiler alert: the EU won.
New tariff just dropped.
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Trump tariff war: part paedophile.
Spoiler alert: the EU won.
Spoiler alert: the EU won.
You missed men, Jack. Boys too. Time to act, with your billionaire licking Gov, is sosorry late you Muppets are passé.
Tech giants have a responsibility to make sure women and children are safe online. They have a legal duty to make sure that users are protected.
If platforms like X won't act, then our Government will.
If platforms like X won't act, then our Government will.
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You missed men, Jack. Boys too. Time to act, with your billionaire licking Gov, is sosorry late you Muppets are passé.
Wig wearing fascist shit couldn't rape a child without Epstein tying them down first.
EU is going fuck you #MAGA sacks seven ways from your wiredo church Sunday.
EU is going fuck you #MAGA sacks seven ways from your wiredo church Sunday.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Wig wearing fascist shit couldn't rape a child without Epstein tying them down first.
EU is going fuck you #MAGA sacks seven ways from your wiredo church Sunday.
EU is going fuck you #MAGA sacks seven ways from your wiredo church Sunday.
Fess up. Your second thought was Steve shaved. Otter nipples.
Back in the, "good", old days I wudda googled you. Freak.
Back in the, "good", old days I wudda googled you. Freak.
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Fess up. Your second thought was Steve shaved. Otter nipples.
Back in the, "good", old days I wudda googled you. Freak.
Back in the, "good", old days I wudda googled you. Freak.
BREAKING!
Billions of people hoof it to Copenhagen, paint their bits orange, to waggle it at #MAGA and their paedophile god Donald Trump.
You understand, Trump lickers, the world is knocking one out when you hang?
Billions of people hoof it to Copenhagen, paint their bits orange, to waggle it at #MAGA and their paedophile god Donald Trump.
You understand, Trump lickers, the world is knocking one out when you hang?
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
BREAKING!
Billions of people hoof it to Copenhagen, paint their bits orange, to waggle it at #MAGA and their paedophile god Donald Trump.
You understand, Trump lickers, the world is knocking one out when you hang?
Billions of people hoof it to Copenhagen, paint their bits orange, to waggle it at #MAGA and their paedophile god Donald Trump.
You understand, Trump lickers, the world is knocking one out when you hang?
Samsung spellchecker thinks Bastards should be Bustards. Oi. Samsung suck my fucking Busollocks.
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Samsung spellchecker thinks Bastards should be Bustards. Oi. Samsung suck my fucking Busollocks.
If I was ever going to footie, which I'm not, it'd be footie with names of such emotional gravity.
Watching:
Dunfermline v Hibernian ⚽️🏆
Treating myself to a traditional Scotch Pie at half-time 😋
C’mon the Hibees! 💚
#GGTTH
Dunfermline v Hibernian ⚽️🏆
Treating myself to a traditional Scotch Pie at half-time 😋
C’mon the Hibees! 💚
#GGTTH
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
If I was ever going to footie, which I'm not, it'd be footie with names of such emotional gravity.
Haven't clipped my beard in five weaks.
Look like a thorn bush in heat.
Look like a thorn bush in heat.
a monster with a chain around its neck is hanging from a rock .
Alt: a monster with a chain around its neck is hanging from a rock. Srsly Bluesky your gif game is no gift.
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Haven't clipped my beard in five weaks.
Look like a thorn bush in heat.
Look like a thorn bush in heat.
My insider at No10 tells me Wes Streeting's backup plan is to join Ant Middleton and Dicky Tice, Reform UK, in Dubai and become an anchor for Fox News.
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 AM
My insider at No10 tells me Wes Streeting's backup plan is to join Ant Middleton and Dicky Tice, Reform UK, in Dubai and become an anchor for Fox News.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
Wes Streeting promised to end corridor care in 2024 — but the crisis continues.
EveryDoctor is demanding a clear plan of action. Thousands have already joined them — add your voice and make it harder to ignore 👇
✍️ everydoctor.eaction.org.uk/end-corridor...
EveryDoctor is demanding a clear plan of action. Thousands have already joined them — add your voice and make it harder to ignore 👇
✍️ everydoctor.eaction.org.uk/end-corridor...
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Wes Streeting promised to end corridor care in 2024 — but the crisis continues.
EveryDoctor is demanding a clear plan of action. Thousands have already joined them — add your voice and make it harder to ignore 👇
✍️ everydoctor.eaction.org.uk/end-corridor...
EveryDoctor is demanding a clear plan of action. Thousands have already joined them — add your voice and make it harder to ignore 👇
✍️ everydoctor.eaction.org.uk/end-corridor...
I've never played any LaraCroft game, it's enough to watch those who have moan about an actor not having large enough breasts to meet their fantasy
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I've never played any LaraCroft game, it's enough to watch those who have moan about an actor not having large enough breasts to meet their fantasy
Oh christ, I forgot, Samsung has a default browser called "Internet". The absolute cunts.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Oh christ, I forgot, Samsung has a default browser called "Internet". The absolute cunts.
So I got a "new" phone. Seventh hand, cheap as chips. So slow. Best thing about it? I haven't swapped over my old links and checked emails. Sweet bliss.
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 AM
So I got a "new" phone. Seventh hand, cheap as chips. So slow. Best thing about it? I haven't swapped over my old links and checked emails. Sweet bliss.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
OFC Blair stands with the Trump fascist regime.
#VoteGreen
#VotePlaidCymru
#VoteSNP
End the cycle of neoliberalism since Thatcherism, it only leads us further into inequality and to our climate change denial death.
The horror we see in Gaza awaits us all.
Starmer's "Labour" is yet more of the same.
#VoteGreen
#VotePlaidCymru
#VoteSNP
End the cycle of neoliberalism since Thatcherism, it only leads us further into inequality and to our climate change denial death.
The horror we see in Gaza awaits us all.
Starmer's "Labour" is yet more of the same.
White House announces Gaza ‘board of peace’ with Marco Rubio and Tony Blair
White House announces Gaza ‘board of peace’ with Marco Rubio and Tony Blair
Body chaired by Trump tasked with overseeing reconstruction of Gaza and transitional administration
The White House has released a list of officials appointed by Donald Trump to what he’s calling a “board of peace”, tasked with overseeing the reconstruction of Gaza, and its transitional administration.
The names included US secretary of state Marco Rubio, former British prime minister Tony Blair, Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and Trump special envoy Steve Witkoff, the White House said. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
OFC Blair stands with the Trump fascist regime.
#VoteGreen
#VotePlaidCymru
#VoteSNP
End the cycle of neoliberalism since Thatcherism, it only leads us further into inequality and to our climate change denial death.
The horror we see in Gaza awaits us all.
Starmer's "Labour" is yet more of the same.
#VoteGreen
#VotePlaidCymru
#VoteSNP
End the cycle of neoliberalism since Thatcherism, it only leads us further into inequality and to our climate change denial death.
The horror we see in Gaza awaits us all.
Starmer's "Labour" is yet more of the same.
ROTFL at needle dick Donald Trump going from military invasion of Greenland to threatening moar tariffs on European countries that don't bow down.
Total embargo on US products now. EU will cease all trade with the US before we kowtow.
#FuckMAGA
#FuckTrump
Total embargo on US products now. EU will cease all trade with the US before we kowtow.
#FuckMAGA
#FuckTrump
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
ROTFL at needle dick Donald Trump going from military invasion of Greenland to threatening moar tariffs on European countries that don't bow down.
Total embargo on US products now. EU will cease all trade with the US before we kowtow.
#FuckMAGA
#FuckTrump
Total embargo on US products now. EU will cease all trade with the US before we kowtow.
#FuckMAGA
#FuckTrump
No offence meant to Gavin,and that, but Newsom is like if you took a toenail clipping of Trump and grew it in a petridish of Elon Musk's piss. If you can't work out his type is why the Donald's of this world exist we are all truly finished.
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
No offence meant to Gavin,and that, but Newsom is like if you took a toenail clipping of Trump and grew it in a petridish of Elon Musk's piss. If you can't work out his type is why the Donald's of this world exist we are all truly finished.
So Sadiq Kahn has called out Trump and ICE for their murderous actions in Minneapolis but the UK Gov has yet to, officially, condemn them?
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
So Sadiq Kahn has called out Trump and ICE for their murderous actions in Minneapolis but the UK Gov has yet to, officially, condemn them?
Nigel Farage, Reform UK, praises paedophile.
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Nigel Farage, Reform UK, praises paedophile.
Reposted by The Original Cry-Wanker™
Different parties, same tired politics.
They act like rivals but serve the same agenda.
Only the Greens are offering real solutions for a fairer, greener future.
They act like rivals but serve the same agenda.
Only the Greens are offering real solutions for a fairer, greener future.
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Different parties, same tired politics.
They act like rivals but serve the same agenda.
Only the Greens are offering real solutions for a fairer, greener future.
They act like rivals but serve the same agenda.
Only the Greens are offering real solutions for a fairer, greener future.
BREAKING! Canada & China release a TikTok reenactment b7 of Michael Jackson moonwalking and grabbing their countries crotches at Trump Twat Tariffs.
a man in a red shirt is eating something with his hand in his mouth .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is eating something with his hand in his mouth .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
BREAKING! Canada & China release a TikTok reenactment b7 of Michael Jackson moonwalking and grabbing their countries crotches at Trump Twat Tariffs.