The Original Cry-Wanker™
@andyking.bsky.social
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"Fucking wanker, fucking bastard, fucking cunt", Dr Michael Woodley 2003. http://www.mobobo.co.uk http://www.notacreative.co.uk
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andyking.bsky.social
Wait. A country accused of credibly supporting terrorists who flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 has been given an airbase IN the US?
While dotard in chief picks fights with the whole world?
And MAGA are STILL mindlessly mouthing "America First"?

Trump's a proper genius at this shit iinnit.
a man with a beard and a white turban is standing in front of a flowering tree .
Alt: a mannequin with a beard and a white turban is standing in front of a flowering tree, turning towards the camera and looking menacing. From the movie Team America by South Park creators.
media.tenor.com
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.
andyking.bsky.social
I just got told to "shut up nerd" and feel oddly happy about it
#StarWarsBattleFrontII
andyking.bsky.social
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social my BlueSky must be busted! It unfollowed you but added three random accounts? Fixed it.
andyking.bsky.social
EVERYTHING is corrupt.

Still, I guess, as long as that odious orange orifice had a snoot cocked at him
chadbourn.bsky.social
Someone made a lot of money through insider trading. On the international betting site Polymarket, the eventual winner of the Nobel Peace Prize Maria Corina Machado went from rank outsider to 70% favourite in the early hours of Friday before the award was announced.
andyking.bsky.social
So Nige #FarageRiots used his sponsors cash ( Russian?) to prosecute some gobshite who went "Pop Pop pop (headbutt)".

You or me if we went to the Police with that would be told to get lost.

Two-tier, as usual for the rich, policing.

Nige you going to "grab your rifle"? Coward little cunt puffin.
andyking.bsky.social
What the fuck is wrong with Tis you fucking useless spell check cunt.
I swear, bum nipples, you want a measure of how shit AI is? It swaps Tis for Tus
andyking.bsky.social
Tus the seasons to be snotty
Falalala la lalala

I swear I've got a TARDIS nose. My (average sized?) conk pushes out buckets of goopy mucus all day long
andyking.bsky.social
Tus the seasons to be snotty
Falalala la lalala

I swear I've got a TARDIS nose. My (average sized?) conk pushes out buckets of goopy mucus all day long
andyking.bsky.social
A massive black hole, some 30 billion times the size of the sun, has been discovered OUTSIDE the one where Trump's soul should be.
andyking.bsky.social
The really weird thing about Asmongold is how every word he utters is partnered with his eyebrows raised high. Like he's got an Oompa Loompa sat between his legs sharply tugging his cock downwards urging him to stop talking and just enjoy their non consensual sadomasochistic relationship in peace.
andyking.bsky.social
Exclusive! In an extraordinary move the antichrist has released the following statement: me & Peter go way back to when we first met at College & smoked weed, drank beer & devoured souls together. It's sad he's denying our relationship & I hope he finds happiness in who he's pretending to be now.
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chrischirp.bsky.social
After a long pause, I've just done another England Covid & NHS update as we head into the autumn/winter season.

TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.

christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...
England is now experiencing a significant Covid wave, after 10 months of relative quiet
The latest Covid situation in England and a look at where NHS services are as we head into winter
christinapagel.substack.com
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icoll.bsky.social
Just a reminder of the sheer lack of quality on the Board of Reform Ltd. Doctor David Bullshit and his ear bandage, can you imagine this fool serving in Government
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designer4hasand.bsky.social
Every father dreams of giving his children safety —
but for me, safety means a roof that won’t disappear tomorrow. 🏠💔

We’re short on this month’s rent — $500 needed before the 15th —and without it, my children will have nowhere to sleep in peace.

Your kindness can be our shelter this month. 🙏❤️
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mommunism.bsky.social
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hasan. Hasan is a ux/ui designer and his wife Duaa taught English. They have two sons, Amir, 6 and Osama, 3. I spoke with him this morning and like everyone in Gaza his family is terrified and heard bombs all night. Help if you can ❤️
andyking.bsky.social
Hard agree. Sincerely doubt they (BBCQT) will be that eager to see him walk up and down the fash again
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andyking.bsky.social
I'd like to see alt mandatory with exceptions given for those who may have difficulty adding it
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bretbatson.bsky.social
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app
How about this, folks? All accounts with "blue check" status are locked so that NO IMAGES can be posted without ALT.
➡️ Like and repost if you agree. ⬅️
hartmannreport.com
Is that our Attorney General with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein? Or just somebody who looks a lot like her decades ago?