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Andylanechapman

@andylanechapman.bsky.social

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East Coast Dodgers fan. Writer for @truebluela.bsky.social Knitter. Mom to 2 humans, a dog and a cat. Lover of cheese

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · Nov 18

2017 WS. I will hate that Astros team until I die

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 1h

Huh. I don’t know why I couldn’t see that

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 1h

Who is this?

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 1h

Oh Miami. Finding new ways to lose every week

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 2h

Nelly you are the best never leave us

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 3h

Waddle! What a catch!

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 3h

Wish I was so bad at my job that some one paid me $50M to go away

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 6h

This was a week ago at Dollar General. I asked if they knew what season it was. They said “yes Happy Thanksmas!”

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 7h

Gonna need to know the story of the lady behind Gunna there

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 8h

I’m sure stuff like that happens all the time but I just would like to know the inner dealings. Like I said it’s all interesting to me

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 9h

Cooler died - all wilted

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 15h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

"The chancellor approved it"

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 18h

He literally can’t help himself can he

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 18h

First utterance on the postgame show. Dodgers luxury tax more than Brewers payroll. David V Goliath

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 19h

Very excited for the David v Goliath narratives incoming when David won 4 more games than Goliath and has home field advantage

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 18h

No. It was “all year they called us average joes. Now we are not average joes”. And that was it

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 18h

That was not a good locker room speech

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 19h

Yes! Here for this

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 19h

I was 20 and my then boyfriend had to give me his wristband so I could drink and I sat at the bar doing a couple (!) shots and nursing beers and said “wow I don’t feel drunk at all!” And then I stood up.

Best part was I had a jean skirt that buttoned all the way down the front. It was not good 🤣

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 19h

Oh this straight girl also can tell her things

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 19h

When he got traded he said his first thought was “I’m going to the World Series!” And I just want that for him

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 19h

Milwaukee it is

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 19h

That’s all so interesting to me. Do the Cubs have dozens of hotel rooms on hold if need be? Do they have to pay if they don’t make it? Same for LA is going to Milwaukee?

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 20h

Forgot where you were and couldn’t figure out why some would toss a Brat

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 20h

I’m cat sitting Max and he has one little folded back ear

The back of a Siamese cats head with his right ear tip, bent back just a little bit

Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 22h

Haha I had a brain fart and couldn’t remember the title of the song

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Andylanechapman @andylanechapman.bsky.social · 23h

I know a lot of you won’t have sympathy but my poor kid that goes to PSU is distraught