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Andy Parmo

@andyparmo.co.uk

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Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1h

Scrolling through old photos and spotted this absolute belter jeans and sheux from 2018

Jeans and sheux. Feel the weight of them

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 2h

Saturday is treat day

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 14h

Makes you think

Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 14h

Did my back wheels contain thousands of Finns on that day?

Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 14h

This triggered a conversation with the missus who wondered if the nipper still be the nipper if a different sperm had won the race 🤔

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 14h

I remain victorious

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 14h

Nipper (trying to shock): Dad, I used to live in your balls
Me: yeah, I spaffed you into your mam
Nipper: 😳

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 15h

I’d rather iron my own scrotum

Facebook advertising for Christmas with Anton Du Beke (real name Anthony Paul Beke)

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 16h

I should be so lucky. It’s slimming world in the morning 😩

Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 17h

The new issue of Viz came through the letterbox yesterday

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 17h

Fuck it

*does the weekend dance*

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 17h

Outstanding geekery 😀

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Extra points for the registration 😀

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 18h

Top work 👍

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Congrats for that! 🎉

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d

Only you could post this. Lovely stuff 😀

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1d

Friday.

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d

a white cat with a pink bow on her head

ALT: a white cat with a pink bow on her head

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Mostly

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He so will 😩

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Could you imagine >_<

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It’s time for the Friday Cat.

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d

The nipper is taller than Julie now.

H/t @dochackenbush.bsky.social for the nipper’s t-shirt 🐷

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d

That was Lumley Castle in County Durham. We went back there a few years ago, in one of the gaps between lockdowns

Andy Parmo, Farmhouse Jooly and the nipper

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